Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
ChatGPT, write me a gross sexual assault interaction, but make it sensual for incels.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
ChatGPT, write me a gross sexual assault interaction, but make it sensual for incels.
Any man with self respect knows never, ever, ever to wear a white dress shirt—especially one that thin—without an undershirt.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Any man with self respect knows never, ever, ever to wear a white dress shirt—especially one that thin—without an undershirt.
No man who is not a car valet in Las Vegas should ever, ever wear a white shirt without an undershirt.
This is basic 101 stuff.
This is basic 101 stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
No man who is not a car valet in Las Vegas should ever, ever wear a white shirt without an undershirt.
This is basic 101 stuff.
This is basic 101 stuff.
Fabio? He’s an infielder, I think.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fabio? He’s an infielder, I think.
It is totally unlawful! TODAY I took our annual required one-hour training that should be titled “If You Fucking Share Any IRS Taxpayer Information, We Will Find You and Send Your Ass to Guantanamo Bay, Don’t Even Think of It.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It is totally unlawful! TODAY I took our annual required one-hour training that should be titled “If You Fucking Share Any IRS Taxpayer Information, We Will Find You and Send Your Ass to Guantanamo Bay, Don’t Even Think of It.”
I love him so much. Find a spot for BJ Surhoff!
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love him so much. Find a spot for BJ Surhoff!
It was time, Heather. I’m so sorry for your loss.
He’ll be fine.
He’ll be fine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It was time, Heather. I’m so sorry for your loss.
He’ll be fine.
He’ll be fine.
It’s usually held on the hottest day of the year. Also, check your autocorrect.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s usually held on the hottest day of the year. Also, check your autocorrect.
We can have nice things, goddamnit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We can have nice things, goddamnit.
Surprised Cano was tendered. I think he still has some stuff in him, but I was still surprised.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Surprised Cano was tendered. I think he still has some stuff in him, but I was still surprised.
So fucking disappointed in my fellow Gen-Xers.
Whatever.
Whatever.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So fucking disappointed in my fellow Gen-Xers.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Everybody knows this is the best time.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Everybody knows this is the best time.