Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Orioles, Mamdani meeting, hip Pope, all of it. Me, today, on maybe the most pleasantly bizarre news day of 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Orioles, Mamdani meeting, hip Pope, all of it. Me, today, on maybe the most pleasantly bizarre news day of 2025.
Continuing Oriole Ryan Mountcastle.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Continuing Oriole Ryan Mountcastle.
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future. You—
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future. You—
Criswell: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future! Will you follow Me’s journey against tyranny and into late-night drink? Only the future knows!
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Criswell: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future! Will you follow Me’s journey against tyranny and into late-night drink? Only the future knows!
This is the front page headline in Politico, and when you get into the article, it quotes two unnamed White House sources, and the only thing they can come up with was they will go after Stacey Plaskitt for texting with Epstein during a hearing.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is the front page headline in Politico, and when you get into the article, it quotes two unnamed White House sources, and the only thing they can come up with was they will go after Stacey Plaskitt for texting with Epstein during a hearing.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
It’s a standard rule at the local pub: First Christmas ad on tv signals White Russian season.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s a standard rule at the local pub: First Christmas ad on tv signals White Russian season.
See previous posts. I have not been able to sleep past around 4:30 am, regardless of when I go to sleep. This is now going into three weeks.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
See previous posts. I have not been able to sleep past around 4:30 am, regardless of when I go to sleep. This is now going into three weeks.
We got them here last year when it was warmer. Even if I can get better pics than these, I’ll be damned if I’m going outside in the 30s to see them.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
We got them here last year when it was warmer. Even if I can get better pics than these, I’ll be damned if I’m going outside in the 30s to see them.
Yes, but there were red flags with him. Also, this isn’t new. Synema was, like, the DailyKos’s progressive hard-on candidate. Tester, also. If it makes you feel better, this happens on both sides. Souter, Specter, Jeffords, McCain, Murkowski…Greene?
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Yes, but there were red flags with him. Also, this isn’t new. Synema was, like, the DailyKos’s progressive hard-on candidate. Tester, also. If it makes you feel better, this happens on both sides. Souter, Specter, Jeffords, McCain, Murkowski…Greene?
Nancy D’Alesandro? Daughter of Mayor Tommy D’Alesandro? Of Baltimore? Raised with Baltimore in her very marrow?
The woman in this picture?
Wartime consigliere indeed.
The woman in this picture?
Wartime consigliere indeed.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Nancy D’Alesandro? Daughter of Mayor Tommy D’Alesandro? Of Baltimore? Raised with Baltimore in her very marrow?
The woman in this picture?
Wartime consigliere indeed.
The woman in this picture?
Wartime consigliere indeed.
We are so, so close, folks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
We are so, so close, folks.
I have a similar map in my house.
Then there’s this, the Judgmental Map of Baltimore Neighborhoods:
Then there’s this, the Judgmental Map of Baltimore Neighborhoods:
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I have a similar map in my house.
Then there’s this, the Judgmental Map of Baltimore Neighborhoods:
Then there’s this, the Judgmental Map of Baltimore Neighborhoods:
I love tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I love tonight.
It is 100 days until pitchers and catchers report. Which raises this question:
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It is 100 days until pitchers and catchers report. Which raises this question:
If I may suggest an alternative:
October 31st/November 1st
October 31st/November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
If I may suggest an alternative:
October 31st/November 1st
October 31st/November 1st
Halloween tricker treat is always very well-attended on my Baltimore street. We gave away two gigantic bags of candy—about 500 pieces, not counting the 25 or so I ate (conservative estimate). And *to a kid* not one took more than one piece. And such costumes!
God I love my city.
God I love my city.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Halloween tricker treat is always very well-attended on my Baltimore street. We gave away two gigantic bags of candy—about 500 pieces, not counting the 25 or so I ate (conservative estimate). And *to a kid* not one took more than one piece. And such costumes!
God I love my city.
God I love my city.
Whew! All done. (And with a nice little Easter Egg)
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Whew! All done. (And with a nice little Easter Egg)
Happy Halloween from the racetrack. (A furloughed guy has to make money somehow).
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Happy Halloween from the racetrack. (A furloughed guy has to make money somehow).
Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross, in about an hour, directing Mike McDaniel to go pick out something nice at the team store, just over there. Just around the corner there.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross, in about an hour, directing Mike McDaniel to go pick out something nice at the team store, just over there. Just around the corner there.
Miami does something to a man. And that thing it does is cocaine.
Mike McDaniel, before and after.
Mike McDaniel, before and after.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Miami does something to a man. And that thing it does is cocaine.
Mike McDaniel, before and after.
Mike McDaniel, before and after.