Yearner Herzog
@tearyennui.bsky.social
Don’t worry, you’re being So Normal right now
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This skirt is SIGNIFICANTLY shorter while sitting down than standing up. Good thing I don’t have a 2 hour bus ride ahead of me to stress about it!
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This skirt is SIGNIFICANTLY shorter while sitting down than standing up. Good thing I don’t have a 2 hour bus ride ahead of me to stress about it!
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good morning beautiful, artful women in my phone🫰
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 AM
good morning beautiful, artful women in my phone🫰
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"Haha Sound" is a Broadcast album title I can only hear in the Irish parlance
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
"Haha Sound" is a Broadcast album title I can only hear in the Irish parlance
I broke a tooth 2 years ago and the last part of it just fell out today. Phew! That was annoying
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I broke a tooth 2 years ago and the last part of it just fell out today. Phew! That was annoying
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Every nine minutes a man is arrested in Ireland.
and that man’s name is Enoch Burke
and that man’s name is Enoch Burke
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Every nine minutes a man is arrested in Ireland.
and that man’s name is Enoch Burke
and that man’s name is Enoch Burke
Brian Eastwood’s Bender Collision would be a beautiful name for a band
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Brian Eastwood’s Bender Collision would be a beautiful name for a band
Yo, I need to find some less confident friends. One of these MANIACS just suggested ROCK CLIMBING as a first date idea
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Yo, I need to find some less confident friends. One of these MANIACS just suggested ROCK CLIMBING as a first date idea
Last night we had to pause a very important band meeting because SOMEBODY (not me) was absolutely fighting for their life after being sent a nude
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Last night we had to pause a very important band meeting because SOMEBODY (not me) was absolutely fighting for their life after being sent a nude
I remember being worried that Méabh was already becoming too powerful in the first picture, fool that I am!
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I remember being worried that Méabh was already becoming too powerful in the first picture, fool that I am!
Zoomer Men, ye can’t be growing moustaches! I know you think it looks rakish but the Irish head is too strong! You just end up looking like Marty Whelan!
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Zoomer Men, ye can’t be growing moustaches! I know you think it looks rakish but the Irish head is too strong! You just end up looking like Marty Whelan!
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trans woman equivalent of believing u could land a plane if u had to is thinking if you had a time machine u could have saved kurt cobain
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
trans woman equivalent of believing u could land a plane if u had to is thinking if you had a time machine u could have saved kurt cobain
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
But I’m A Cheerleader With Big Naturals
But I’m A Cheerleader With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
12 Angry Men With Big Naturals
12 Angry Men With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
But I’m A Cheerleader With Big Naturals
But I’m A Cheerleader With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Amélie With Big Naturals
Amélie With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Twins with Big Naturals
Twins with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
Michael Collins With Big Naturals
My name is Ozytrandias, Queen of Queens,
Look upon my tits, ye dykey, and despair
Look upon my tits, ye dykey, and despair
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My name is Ozytrandias, Queen of Queens,
Look upon my tits, ye dykey, and despair
Look upon my tits, ye dykey, and despair
SAOIRSE RONAN HAS BEEN WORKING FOR 20 YEARS NOW, WHY DOES SHE STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN SADBH IN EVERY INTERVIEW!?!
US Americans: fucking try to pronounce non-english words and names. You don't have to get it perfectly right, but you have to give it a serious try.
Your performative ignorance of "ha ha, I'm going to butcher this actor's name, lol" is not cute. It's embarrassing and everyone except you knows it.
Your performative ignorance of "ha ha, I'm going to butcher this actor's name, lol" is not cute. It's embarrassing and everyone except you knows it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 AM
SAOIRSE RONAN HAS BEEN WORKING FOR 20 YEARS NOW, WHY DOES SHE STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN SADBH IN EVERY INTERVIEW!?!
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Writing lyrics with eyeliner pencil, as god intended
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Writing lyrics with eyeliner pencil, as god intended
To be clear, this is genuinely very charming
But also
1) flees Russian persecution
2) goes to Japan
3) becomes martial arts master overnight
This guy is living a coke addled 1980’s film producers dream
But also
1) flees Russian persecution
2) goes to Japan
3) becomes martial arts master overnight
This guy is living a coke addled 1980’s film producers dream
A Ukrainian who moved to Japan as a refugee took the sport by storm last year and he's in great form this season too
www.bbc.com/sport/articl...
www.bbc.com/sport/articl...
Aonishiki: Ukraine sumo prodigy becomes champion in Japan
Aonishiki wins the November sumo tournament in Japan and becomes the first person from Ukraine to claim an elite-level sumo championship.
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
To be clear, this is genuinely very charming
But also
1) flees Russian persecution
2) goes to Japan
3) becomes martial arts master overnight
This guy is living a coke addled 1980’s film producers dream
But also
1) flees Russian persecution
2) goes to Japan
3) becomes martial arts master overnight
This guy is living a coke addled 1980’s film producers dream
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I’m normal. I’m very normal. And once I put on these noise-cancelling headphones and blast the sound of tv static directly into my ears, I’ll be able to calm down and show all these obnoxiously loud people just how normal I really am.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I’m normal. I’m very normal. And once I put on these noise-cancelling headphones and blast the sound of tv static directly into my ears, I’ll be able to calm down and show all these obnoxiously loud people just how normal I really am.
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THEY MIGHT BE BANGERS
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
THEY MIGHT BE BANGERS
Feeling like a late 20th century ecological disaster the way I’m trying to get my hole into the O zone
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Feeling like a late 20th century ecological disaster the way I’m trying to get my hole into the O zone
My face is longer but otherwise I think this is reasonably accurate
January 19, 2026 at 11:37 AM
My face is longer but otherwise I think this is reasonably accurate
My Mum has gotten it into her head that she wants to watch Boondock Saints this evening, based on an Instagram reel, and no amount of trying to convince her that it’s a shit movie for cunts will convince her otherwise
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
My Mum has gotten it into her head that she wants to watch Boondock Saints this evening, based on an Instagram reel, and no amount of trying to convince her that it’s a shit movie for cunts will convince her otherwise