Yearner Herzog
@tearyennui.bsky.social
Shit musician. Shit anarchist. Shit craic.
This one seems obtuse
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This one seems obtuse
This would have been 2005, based on the flat.
There were NO SIGNS.
There were NO SIGNS.
![A Polaroid photo. Two teenage boys are hugging. One is wearing a T-shirt and oversized coat, the other is wearing a peasant blouse and corset.
The note on the bottom reads Andy + [redacted] 27/10](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:az2g54tm5jchqow5kaiftb5q/bafkreid6rab72e6fdibnciipzw43hzzlw3ru4zmmdujmacu4ymgeu54v3m@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This would have been 2005, based on the flat.
There were NO SIGNS.
There were NO SIGNS.
God I love my friends
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
God I love my friends
I can’t speak for EVERY 12 year old boy in the world, but I know that *I* certainly took up the bass for the purpose of standing around in leather corsets, looking sarcastically into the middle distance and nonchalantly singing “ooooh” on the chorus
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I can’t speak for EVERY 12 year old boy in the world, but I know that *I* certainly took up the bass for the purpose of standing around in leather corsets, looking sarcastically into the middle distance and nonchalantly singing “ooooh” on the chorus
“You mean I can hang out in coffins with my friends wearing pretty dresses looking amazing? But in a totally cis and heterosexual way because I’m definitely a boy? Now I DEFINITELY want to be in a band!”
- Me, at 12, seeing the video for Celebrity Skin the first time
- Me, at 12, seeing the video for Celebrity Skin the first time
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“You mean I can hang out in coffins with my friends wearing pretty dresses looking amazing? But in a totally cis and heterosexual way because I’m definitely a boy? Now I DEFINITELY want to be in a band!”
- Me, at 12, seeing the video for Celebrity Skin the first time
- Me, at 12, seeing the video for Celebrity Skin the first time
Right, that’s why I pointed to Germany. Russia and Chinas gains were less about communism specifically than just not being feudal anymore.
Look at Ireland, we never had a New Deal flirtation with socialism, nor did we get a Marshall Plan bump, yet the graph plays out essentially the same
Look at Ireland, we never had a New Deal flirtation with socialism, nor did we get a Marshall Plan bump, yet the graph plays out essentially the same
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, that’s why I pointed to Germany. Russia and Chinas gains were less about communism specifically than just not being feudal anymore.
Look at Ireland, we never had a New Deal flirtation with socialism, nor did we get a Marshall Plan bump, yet the graph plays out essentially the same
Look at Ireland, we never had a New Deal flirtation with socialism, nor did we get a Marshall Plan bump, yet the graph plays out essentially the same
US wasn’t comparable to China and Russia in 1925 though. To say they started on the back foot would be an understatement.
Comparing East and West Germany - who started on an equal footing - gives a significantly more muted response. The only real conclusion is that shock doctrine was disastrous
Comparing East and West Germany - who started on an equal footing - gives a significantly more muted response. The only real conclusion is that shock doctrine was disastrous
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
US wasn’t comparable to China and Russia in 1925 though. To say they started on the back foot would be an understatement.
Comparing East and West Germany - who started on an equal footing - gives a significantly more muted response. The only real conclusion is that shock doctrine was disastrous
Comparing East and West Germany - who started on an equal footing - gives a significantly more muted response. The only real conclusion is that shock doctrine was disastrous
Today a very stereotypically older Irish man leaned in and asked if he could ask a personal question
“Are you transgender?” He whispered, after I gave him the nod. That was it. He was just wondering.
An experience I used to dread in England is now just an amusingly out of touch anecdote
“Are you transgender?” He whispered, after I gave him the nod. That was it. He was just wondering.
An experience I used to dread in England is now just an amusingly out of touch anecdote
March 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today a very stereotypically older Irish man leaned in and asked if he could ask a personal question
“Are you transgender?” He whispered, after I gave him the nod. That was it. He was just wondering.
An experience I used to dread in England is now just an amusingly out of touch anecdote
“Are you transgender?” He whispered, after I gave him the nod. That was it. He was just wondering.
An experience I used to dread in England is now just an amusingly out of touch anecdote
It has been a long morning
![A redacted screenshot of a messenger conversation
Me: Ok, which one of you fuckers taught Mum what hentai is, because I am TOO HUNGOVER for that conversation this morning!
Sister 2: I can assure you, it was not me
Me: Especially because she kept calling it Hendoo
Sister 1: Lololol I was laughing about it
COZ [sister 2] said Tom's 9 (?) at the time year old niece was mad into hentai and I had to clarify she means anime not hentai
Sister 2: Oh yeah and I said it to her too at the time not realizing](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:az2g54tm5jchqow5kaiftb5q/bafkreicbfyyrkheb5njvh6d6srutbiwwdgop4sofplaunrdo7hibga3na4@jpeg)
March 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It has been a long morning
The only ISIS I care about!
December 7, 2024 at 10:42 PM
The only ISIS I care about!
Chloe has sex exactly once
December 7, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Chloe has sex exactly once
My Apple Wrapped, or whatever shit they’re calling it.
I’m glad Apple doesn’t give you one of those genre names, coz mine would presumably be “you old bitch, take a multivitamin”
I’m glad Apple doesn’t give you one of those genre names, coz mine would presumably be “you old bitch, take a multivitamin”
December 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My Apple Wrapped, or whatever shit they’re calling it.
I’m glad Apple doesn’t give you one of those genre names, coz mine would presumably be “you old bitch, take a multivitamin”
I’m glad Apple doesn’t give you one of those genre names, coz mine would presumably be “you old bitch, take a multivitamin”
There is a 40th birthday party in this bar. There are a lot of attractive women singing along to whigfield. I overheard one of them saying they were dying for a smoke, so I offered one.
“Good man” she said
“Good man” she said
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
There is a 40th birthday party in this bar. There are a lot of attractive women singing along to whigfield. I overheard one of them saying they were dying for a smoke, so I offered one.
“Good man” she said
“Good man” she said
I spent all my money on rum instead of therapy, so it is MEDICALLY NECESSARY that everyone tells me how pretty and not annoying I am RIGHT NOW
November 8, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I spent all my money on rum instead of therapy, so it is MEDICALLY NECESSARY that everyone tells me how pretty and not annoying I am RIGHT NOW
Presently pooping in the women’s bathroom
November 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Presently pooping in the women’s bathroom
It’s illegal to not tell me how beautiful I am
November 2, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It’s illegal to not tell me how beautiful I am
Drunk photos from my phone
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Drunk photos from my phone
LED lamp photographed through a beer bottle
October 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
LED lamp photographed through a beer bottle
Mr Tumbles Lunchtime Book is a step by step guide on how to cook and eat children and you won’t convince me otherwise
October 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Mr Tumbles Lunchtime Book is a step by step guide on how to cook and eat children and you won’t convince me otherwise
Ok, but have you also considered
October 4, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Ok, but have you also considered
Have to be in work too early for the country bus, so I’m presently TEARING through a bunch of small villages on the 84, as god intended!
Now THIS is what riding the bus should be like!
Now THIS is what riding the bus should be like!
October 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Have to be in work too early for the country bus, so I’m presently TEARING through a bunch of small villages on the 84, as god intended!
Now THIS is what riding the bus should be like!
Now THIS is what riding the bus should be like!