Durden
@tdurden.bsky.social
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Writer of stuffs. Sometimes funny, but only when I’m trying to be serious.
Writer hiding out incognito here.
I probably want to pet your dog.
Writer of stuffs. Sometimes funny, but only when I’m trying to be serious.
Writer hiding out incognito here.
I probably want to pet your dog.
Jeep people give me chuckles. Doesn’t matter what they drive (wrangler, Cherokee, etc) it’s a Jeep or it’s the trim level. No one else does that. They’re the only ones that utterly refuse to say what fucking vehicle they drive.
June 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Jeep people give me chuckles. Doesn’t matter what they drive (wrangler, Cherokee, etc) it’s a Jeep or it’s the trim level. No one else does that. They’re the only ones that utterly refuse to say what fucking vehicle they drive.
Few things offer me the same kind of entertaining energy as beholding some truly awful tattoos.
May 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Few things offer me the same kind of entertaining energy as beholding some truly awful tattoos.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best games I’ve played in a long time. I’m intentionally taking my time as opposed to trying to bum rush my to the credits.
May 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best games I’ve played in a long time. I’m intentionally taking my time as opposed to trying to bum rush my to the credits.
Pro tip:
Don’t scream, yell, and curse at the person you’re seeking help from.
Should be common sense, but clearly it isn’t.
Don’t scream, yell, and curse at the person you’re seeking help from.
Should be common sense, but clearly it isn’t.
May 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Pro tip:
Don’t scream, yell, and curse at the person you’re seeking help from.
Should be common sense, but clearly it isn’t.
Don’t scream, yell, and curse at the person you’re seeking help from.
Should be common sense, but clearly it isn’t.
You ever just wake up and be like, I need to see some tittage before my coffee?
Nah, just me?
Nah, just me?
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You ever just wake up and be like, I need to see some tittage before my coffee?
Nah, just me?
Nah, just me?
The Penguin, so so good.
November 11, 2024 at 1:25 PM
The Penguin, so so good.
In trying to spread some positivity today, I started a new farm on Stardew Valley since the new patch is live.
November 6, 2024 at 8:22 PM
In trying to spread some positivity today, I started a new farm on Stardew Valley since the new patch is live.
I hear Canada is nice this time of disappointment.
November 6, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I hear Canada is nice this time of disappointment.
Just when you think it couldn’t get any dumber…well, here we are.
November 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Just when you think it couldn’t get any dumber…well, here we are.
Reposted by Durden
NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
November 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
Time to find me a big girl. I wanna steal a hoodie for a change.
November 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Time to find me a big girl. I wanna steal a hoodie for a change.
While I am glad my daughter got tons of candy trick or treating last night, my primary mission was to pet all the dogs.
I was successful.
I was successful.
November 1, 2024 at 12:44 PM
While I am glad my daughter got tons of candy trick or treating last night, my primary mission was to pet all the dogs.
I was successful.
I was successful.
OF; but it’s just me eating crab Rangoon and making snarky comments during bad movies.
October 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
OF; but it’s just me eating crab Rangoon and making snarky comments during bad movies.
I fucking love this car.
October 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I fucking love this car.
Well, I wasn’t planning on having a boss-fight with a territorial goose today, but it happened.
October 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Well, I wasn’t planning on having a boss-fight with a territorial goose today, but it happened.
Every person cured is a customer that waves goodbye.
US healthcare is the biggest scam on the planet.
And folks wonder why every other ad on TV is a medication.
US healthcare is the biggest scam on the planet.
And folks wonder why every other ad on TV is a medication.
October 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Every person cured is a customer that waves goodbye.
US healthcare is the biggest scam on the planet.
And folks wonder why every other ad on TV is a medication.
US healthcare is the biggest scam on the planet.
And folks wonder why every other ad on TV is a medication.
Quite possibly the most positive press ICP has had since The Great Milenko.
this is going to peel off more independent swing state voters than the cheney endorsement
October 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Quite possibly the most positive press ICP has had since The Great Milenko.
Lightning strike on a truck I’m working on for a friend.
Torched it right down to the metal.
Crazy.
Torched it right down to the metal.
Crazy.
October 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Lightning strike on a truck I’m working on for a friend.
Torched it right down to the metal.
Crazy.
Torched it right down to the metal.
Crazy.
My dog casually just sneezed in my face.
She really loves me, I can tell.
She really loves me, I can tell.
October 18, 2024 at 9:27 PM
My dog casually just sneezed in my face.
She really loves me, I can tell.
She really loves me, I can tell.
Finding out that Jay Cutler was arrested for a DUI is the least surprising news of the day.
That being said, I would *love* to read a transcript of the conversation because I’m sure he said some shit.
That being said, I would *love* to read a transcript of the conversation because I’m sure he said some shit.
October 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Finding out that Jay Cutler was arrested for a DUI is the least surprising news of the day.
That being said, I would *love* to read a transcript of the conversation because I’m sure he said some shit.
That being said, I would *love* to read a transcript of the conversation because I’m sure he said some shit.
I’d like to extend a heart-felt “piss-off” to the dude in the office who microwaved what smelled like some three day old trout for lunch.
September 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I’d like to extend a heart-felt “piss-off” to the dude in the office who microwaved what smelled like some three day old trout for lunch.
Excuse me, sir…this is my medically scheduled rage fit.
Thank you for understanding.
Thank you for understanding.
September 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Excuse me, sir…this is my medically scheduled rage fit.
Thank you for understanding.
Thank you for understanding.
My dear rescue dog, whom I love dearly, just came in the room, got my attention like she needed something, spun a circle, farted, scared herself and fled.
We don’t deserve these creatures.
😂
We don’t deserve these creatures.
😂
September 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My dear rescue dog, whom I love dearly, just came in the room, got my attention like she needed something, spun a circle, farted, scared herself and fled.
We don’t deserve these creatures.
😂
We don’t deserve these creatures.
😂
Bring on hoodies and crock-pot season. Pumpkin spice can sorta fuck off, but hoodies and bonfires, and other such fall revelry can’t come soon enough.
September 5, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Bring on hoodies and crock-pot season. Pumpkin spice can sorta fuck off, but hoodies and bonfires, and other such fall revelry can’t come soon enough.
There are truly few things a big ass plate of good crab Rangoon couldn’t fix.
September 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
There are truly few things a big ass plate of good crab Rangoon couldn’t fix.