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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Writer of stuffs. Sometimes funny, but only when I’m trying to be serious.

Writer hiding out incognito here.

I probably want to pet your dog.
Can’t speak for California’s, but the ones in Chicago are the OG ones and I go every time I’m there.
May 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Have you tried Portillo’s?
May 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I believe that’s nearly the textbook definition of the US healthcare system.
May 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One solution:
November 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This was the snort I needed this afternoon.
October 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Nailed. It.
October 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
That seems like an over abundance of straw.
October 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I wish I had a Waffle House close enough for this be an issue.
October 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
May cause anal leakage, blurred vision, sneezes resulting in nipple hardening, and a sneaking suspicion that sprites are on your terrace with machetes and questionable intentions.
October 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM