Tom Ceraulo
@tceraulo.bsky.social
Wrote for “30 Rock”, but I mostly just watch movies and listen to music now
“How should we market our cologne?”
“Let’s make a TV commercial where Johnny Depp and a wolf stand side by side in the desert and seethe together.”
“Wow, perfect. No notes.”
“Let’s make a TV commercial where Johnny Depp and a wolf stand side by side in the desert and seethe together.”
“Wow, perfect. No notes.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“How should we market our cologne?”
“Let’s make a TV commercial where Johnny Depp and a wolf stand side by side in the desert and seethe together.”
“Wow, perfect. No notes.”
“Let’s make a TV commercial where Johnny Depp and a wolf stand side by side in the desert and seethe together.”
“Wow, perfect. No notes.”
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Goodbye Jimmy Cliff. His vocal in this 1976 SNL performance, good lord---one of the best singers of his generation, of any generation. vimeo.com/155135842
many rivers to cross
jimmy cliff on saturday night live, 1976.
vimeo.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goodbye Jimmy Cliff. His vocal in this 1976 SNL performance, good lord---one of the best singers of his generation, of any generation. vimeo.com/155135842
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And I think the President should appreciate the frankness when he goes to a football game and thousands of fans flip him off and boo him
Karoline Leavitt, President Trump's press secretary, on Thursday spun an incident in which Trump called a reporter from Bloomberg "piggy" last week, saying journalists should appreciate the "frankness."
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says
Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, addressed for the first time a schoolyard insult that President Trump lobbed at a Bloomberg News reporter last week.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And I think the President should appreciate the frankness when he goes to a football game and thousands of fans flip him off and boo him
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Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
Something good comes along, then it’s gone: Farewell, Todd Snider.
When I moved to East Nashville in 2012, legend had it that if you wanted to find Todd Snider, all you had to do was go to Drifter’s BBQ in Five Points, and he’d be there at the bar. Nashville always h...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
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A major writer of enduring consequence. I read last week that he was too sick to be on the road and too broke to be off it. Awful people indulge themselves in despicable rationalizations about life choices and lost highways, but it's murder most foul. I don't think I can take this business anymore.
I'm very sorry to report that the great alt-country singer-songwriter Todd Snider has died at 59 of undiagnosed walking pneumonia. I stick by what I wrote about him in 2012. www.robertchristgau.com/xg/bn/2012-0... Here's Rolling Stone's coverage. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Robert Christgau: Preaching Agnosticism (with Laugh Lines)
www.robertchristgau.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A major writer of enduring consequence. I read last week that he was too sick to be on the road and too broke to be off it. Awful people indulge themselves in despicable rationalizations about life choices and lost highways, but it's murder most foul. I don't think I can take this business anymore.
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
Unclear to me how someone could receive a friendly personal email from Jeffrey Epstein and then reply to it instead of jumping off a bridge in shame and disgust
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Unclear to me how someone could receive a friendly personal email from Jeffrey Epstein and then reply to it instead of jumping off a bridge in shame and disgust
Would be funny if he loved NORBIT like Brian Wilson did
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Would be funny if he loved NORBIT like Brian Wilson did
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If you were a visitor from a distant land and had to understand the purpose of the democratic party elite from only their actions not their words, what would you say their function is? I think this is an important question to understand our situation clearly.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you were a visitor from a distant land and had to understand the purpose of the democratic party elite from only their actions not their words, what would you say their function is? I think this is an important question to understand our situation clearly.
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Funny how this shitbag’s whole thing was “New York is a hellscape and I hate going there” and now he is concerned that the new mayor will ruin New York
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Funny how this shitbag’s whole thing was “New York is a hellscape and I hate going there” and now he is concerned that the new mayor will ruin New York
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Maybe he voted for Sliwa
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Maybe he voted for Sliwa
Finally a story that those of us in the aloof community can be proud of
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally a story that those of us in the aloof community can be proud of
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💔 fare thee well, deej. 💔
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
💔 fare thee well, deej. 💔
He also says a bunch of other total horseshit so we can maybe disregard what he says
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He also says a bunch of other total horseshit so we can maybe disregard what he says
It’s 2:50 am in Toronto, and you really have to feel for the folks there who stayed up until the end
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It’s 2:50 am in Toronto, and you really have to feel for the folks there who stayed up until the end
“I love pineapple. It’s a great, great fruit.” - color commentary by Hall of Famer John Smoltz, World Series Game 3, top of the 16th
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
“I love pineapple. It’s a great, great fruit.” - color commentary by Hall of Famer John Smoltz, World Series Game 3, top of the 16th
I need to stop complaining about how they start extra innings with runners on second in the regular season
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I need to stop complaining about how they start extra innings with runners on second in the regular season
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Jack DeJohnette's art will live forever: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/a...
Jack DeJohnette, Revered Jazz Drummer, Dies at 83
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jack DeJohnette's art will live forever: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/a...
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to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
NEW: I reviewed a text chain provided by an acquaintance of Graham Platner where the person discussed with others Platner’s Nazi-like tattoo months before the story became public, undercutting claims Platner only recently learned of it.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Graham Platner’s claims that he didn’t know tattoo was Nazi-linked undercut by new evidence | CNN Politics
A KFile investigation has uncovered mounting evidence that Platner — a Marine veteran— was aware of and defended the use of Nazi symbolism that had come to be embraced by some members of the military.
www.cnn.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities