Tom Ceraulo
@tceraulo.bsky.social
Wrote for “30 Rock”, but I mostly just watch movies and listen to music now
AI won’t just take our jobs, it is after our hobbies as well
August 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
AI won’t just take our jobs, it is after our hobbies as well
Hell of a way to find out that the robot from ROCKY IV was murdered
July 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hell of a way to find out that the robot from ROCKY IV was murdered
If I didn’t limit myself to one film per director, THERE WILL BE BLOOD would probably be on this ballot. Also tomorrow morning I’ll want to change stuff for sure, but I definitely love all these films very much.
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If I didn’t limit myself to one film per director, THERE WILL BE BLOOD would probably be on this ballot. Also tomorrow morning I’ll want to change stuff for sure, but I definitely love all these films very much.
I really needed this subheadline, because the main headline initially seemed like a metaphor.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really needed this subheadline, because the main headline initially seemed like a metaphor.
Cleansing the timeline momentarily with a shot I took of @actualylt.bsky.social playing in Los Angeles last night. Fascism is rapidly taking hold, but at least there are still Yo La Tengo shows to attend!
May 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Cleansing the timeline momentarily with a shot I took of @actualylt.bsky.social playing in Los Angeles last night. Fascism is rapidly taking hold, but at least there are still Yo La Tengo shows to attend!
I’m so sorry, just had to get this photo juxtaposition out of my system.
April 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I’m so sorry, just had to get this photo juxtaposition out of my system.
Can you only get to God’s country on a private jet?
March 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can you only get to God’s country on a private jet?
Can somebody please photoshop Lenny Kravitz’s giant scarf over this idiot’s face?
March 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can somebody please photoshop Lenny Kravitz’s giant scarf over this idiot’s face?
Saw another in a decades-long line of incredible Gillian Welch & David Rawlings shows last night at the Wiltern. Forgot that “you tell Musso, I'll tell Frank” was coming in “The Way It Goes”, was delighted by the cheer L.A. gave it. Also should we just call them “Welch & Rawlings” now? I like it.
March 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Saw another in a decades-long line of incredible Gillian Welch & David Rawlings shows last night at the Wiltern. Forgot that “you tell Musso, I'll tell Frank” was coming in “The Way It Goes”, was delighted by the cheer L.A. gave it. Also should we just call them “Welch & Rawlings” now? I like it.
You just know the folks at Hellmann’s saw Jason Alexander pulling a Norbit in those Mike’s Amazing Mayo ads and were like, “Time to pull out the big guns.”
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You just know the folks at Hellmann’s saw Jason Alexander pulling a Norbit in those Mike’s Amazing Mayo ads and were like, “Time to pull out the big guns.”
If he’s fulfilling his musical guest duties in character, it would be so cool and Boblike of him to switch eras and do a Rolling Thunder “Isis”
January 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If he’s fulfilling his musical guest duties in character, it would be so cool and Boblike of him to switch eras and do a Rolling Thunder “Isis”
They really should have a different alert sound for “Disregard last evacuation warning,” because the one they use is the audio equivalent of “GET THE HELL OUT NOW!”
January 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They really should have a different alert sound for “Disregard last evacuation warning,” because the one they use is the audio equivalent of “GET THE HELL OUT NOW!”
Honestly this is the best argument for continuing to use that platform
December 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Honestly this is the best argument for continuing to use that platform
Rickey Henderson was among the most exciting athletes ever - but my first memory upon hearing of his passing was of the Mets’ “Turn Ahead the Clock Night” in 1999, when screens showed him w/alien ears and a third eye as he came to bat. He visibly shook his head in disgust & it still makes me laugh.
December 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Rickey Henderson was among the most exciting athletes ever - but my first memory upon hearing of his passing was of the Mets’ “Turn Ahead the Clock Night” in 1999, when screens showed him w/alien ears and a third eye as he came to bat. He visibly shook his head in disgust & it still makes me laugh.
Would watch this animated series
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Would watch this animated series
Okay but the fight would have been just as unwatchable without the glitches
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Okay but the fight would have been just as unwatchable without the glitches
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll:
Amy Winehouse at Bowery Ballroom, NYC, March 13, 2007 (a bad flip phone shot but I’m blessed to have it)
Amy Winehouse at Bowery Ballroom, NYC, March 13, 2007 (a bad flip phone shot but I’m blessed to have it)
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll:
Amy Winehouse at Bowery Ballroom, NYC, March 13, 2007 (a bad flip phone shot but I’m blessed to have it)
Amy Winehouse at Bowery Ballroom, NYC, March 13, 2007 (a bad flip phone shot but I’m blessed to have it)
Pretty sure I haven’t seen one of these movies since the one De Palma directed in the ’90s, but there’s a good chance it will destroy me mentally if they don’t also retroactively rename “Dead Reckoning Part One”
October 24, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Pretty sure I haven’t seen one of these movies since the one De Palma directed in the ’90s, but there’s a good chance it will destroy me mentally if they don’t also retroactively rename “Dead Reckoning Part One”
My phone just put this together for me, making me very sad I haven’t taken a notable amount of toilet photos over the years
August 2, 2023 at 5:10 AM
My phone just put this together for me, making me very sad I haven’t taken a notable amount of toilet photos over the years
Agree, it’s quite good! Thanks for the reassurance.
July 13, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Agree, it’s quite good! Thanks for the reassurance.
A 50 game losing streak couldn’t threaten my Mets fandom like this byline does
July 8, 2023 at 5:55 PM
A 50 game losing streak couldn’t threaten my Mets fandom like this byline does