🦃 Tom "Turkey" Brown 🦃
@tbrown522.bsky.social
Ursinus '87. Teacher and student of history. Tottenham 'til I die. Jersey Shore lifer.
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
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"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Didn't see this coming! COYS!
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Didn't see this coming! COYS!
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
What a pass from Jao Palhinha to set up Van De Ven! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What a pass from Jao Palhinha to set up Van De Ven! 😂
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My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Won the last game before an international break? We're winning the league.
October 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Won the last game before an international break? We're winning the league.
Pape recruiting Diouf for next year when West Ham are in the Championship
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pape recruiting Diouf for next year when West Ham are in the Championship
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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I got the words yakuza and jacuzzi confused the other day.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I got the words yakuza and jacuzzi confused the other day.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Son Heung-min's first MLS goal for LAFC is a golazo of a free kick.
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Son Heung-min's first MLS goal for LAFC is a golazo of a free kick.
Advertise your account with a gif
August 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Advertise your account with a gif
August 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Hard to believe we’ll be 3-0 up against PSG in exactly two weeks’ time
July 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hard to believe we’ll be 3-0 up against PSG in exactly two weeks’ time
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Happy “Oswald Mosley getting the shit kicked out of him” Day
July 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy “Oswald Mosley getting the shit kicked out of him” Day
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My latest piece @thenation.com is the loving, heartfelt tribute you've been waiting for: "Real American Scumbag: Hulk Hogan Was a Racist, Liar, and Scab" www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Hulk Hogan Was a Racist, Liar, and Scab
In the 1980s, the professional wrestler portrayed himself as an all-American hero—but he was really a “jabroni” the entire time.
www.thenation.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My latest piece @thenation.com is the loving, heartfelt tribute you've been waiting for: "Real American Scumbag: Hulk Hogan Was a Racist, Liar, and Scab" www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
July 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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It almost looks real.
July 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It almost looks real.
Ball don't lie.
Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero
July 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ball don't lie.