Taru Anniina
taruanniina.bsky.social
Taru Anniina
@taruanniina.bsky.social
Finnish by birth, porteña at heart. Writer of female rage. Comedian dismantling the patriarchy, one d1ck joke at a time. 🇫🇮🇦🇷🌱🌈 she/her
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Hi everybody! I wrote an angry novel with:

🔥friends taking down a right-wing politician
🔥predatory men getting their due
🔥a childfree woman in power
🔥millennial shame
🔥life-saving, but imperfect friendship
🔥jokes, some bad
🔥lots of talk about food
❤️love and admiration for women

#amquerying
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I woke up and worked on my synopsis for an hour please someone give me a prize.
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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KINSHIP, 84k, #A #H #T w/ #LGBTQ rep. Megan finds her new brother is enamored with her after she cleans up a murder he commits. For fans of female rage, serial killer fiction, and V.C. Andrews. Comps: My Sister the Serial Killer, A Certain Hunger, Blood Sugar. #2025Pit
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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🖤 Labyrinth x Aladdin 🖤
Imprisoned in a fae dungeon, a girl is offered salvation by the cruel enemy king who has every reason to want her dead after her father cursed him. She has to decide if she should trust the evil fae she's falling for, or betray him and win a crown of her own #2025Pit #YA #RF
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A centaur cheats at jousting, until the fake horse head goes KERPLOP!

🌈Mythology X SPOP
🗡️Betrayed by the man he loves
🗡️Betrayed by his father
🐈‍⬛Cat Si from Irish folklore
🐐Snarky/greedy satyr
🐎Badass centaur
🧚‍♀️Tricky pixies can't lie
☀️Gods from many pantheons

#2025pit #YA #F #writing #Q
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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17 is hard, but when you're set to take over presidency from your father, survive a ☠️ attempt, are betrayed by the two you love & learn your role is to maintain peace by keeping 200yo lies & manipulating the public or start the biggest war in centuries, 17 is REALLY hard.

#2025Pit #Q #YA #SF #LGBTQ
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The sun is dying and there was a living being inside the mysterious artifact from Mercury. The first android CEO of the Sol System has to save his citizens, but his enemies and love life make it nearly impossible. Novel working title: ANCESTORS OF EARTH
#2025pit
January 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN x CHARLOTTE WALSH LIKES TO WIN

Three estranged friends—a politician, an influencer, and a comedian—reunite years after a wild summer in Barcelona tore them apart. But only of them wants to take down the predatory right-wing leader who once assaulted her.

#2025pit #A #WF
January 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Instagram is already censoring hashtag democrats on the first day so I guess the US government's commitment to free speech is really clear.

All major social media is owned by fascists. We are not prepared for what is coming.
January 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sorry I can’t be your emotional support European we’re panicking too.
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m totally not in social media just to stalk literary agents. Will forever deny it. #querying
January 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sometimes I wonder what that voice is that, despite all the rejection and the books that will never be published, always tells me: Just one more. Write one more.
January 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Happy to report Gremlins 2 makes even less sense than Gremlins 1.
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I wanted to get home early today because I was certain I had left myself a treat. I was convinced it was chocolate. I got home and there was no treat to be found, and then I realized the thing I had been waiting to get back to was a book. The treat was a book.
December 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I love all dogs but I have a special soft spot for dogs that look like old men like what are you doing out here barking at a pigeon you should be sitting down doing a sudoku
December 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The most believable thing about Gremlins is that the dad brings home a massive problem and then just disappears for the rest of the movie and lets the family take care of it.
December 25, 2024 at 7:45 PM
If you want to know everything that’s wrong with your book, the best way to have a clear vision is sending it to an agent. That way it will haunt you like Jacob Marley’s ghost. You’ll be surprised by how many mistakes your brain will be able to find without even going back to read it.
December 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I really thought I would try to get some work done today, but I do also have a pile of this year’s releases I haven’t had time for yet so I might open a bottle of wine and just… do the only thing I ever want to do and read.
December 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I don’t understand how people can skip the prologue or epilogue in a book. I read the prologue, the epilogue, the author’s note, the acknowledgments, then I go back to reading the first chapter again just to appreciate it more now I know the characters and the story, just bury me in it please.
December 23, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I have just learned that US Americans use this emoji 🤌 very differently from Argentinians.
December 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I have spent three days writing my Finnish mythology-inspired fantasy novel and am currently at 16k. I have never written this fast, I fear I may be possessed by the spirits of my ancestors.
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Loved this book! The Patriarchs by Angela Saini, didn’t plan to read it in two days but things happened and by things I mean it gave me sooo many ideas for the book I’m planning to write next.
December 12, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My favorite thing about speaking Spanish is that my Colombian boyfriend didn’t understand me when I used the Argentinian or European Spanish words for driver’s license. I still sometimes have no idea what he says and I’ve lived in Spanish-speaking countries for 18 years.
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The problem with these multiverse Marvel movies is that nothing ever matters of there’s an endless number of superheroes and everyone is replaceable in theory. If everything can be fixed in another timeline, what are the stakes?

Yeah I’m watching Deadpool & Wolverine.
December 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM