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I'm here to be a decent person but if you fuck with me I'm here to fuck with you
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Supreme Court rules that all tariffs have to be reduced by 1500%.
February 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Supreme Court rules that all tariffs have to be reduced by 1500%.
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Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/
February 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/
The past 3 days were nice anyway
But it is still February
But it is still February
February 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The past 3 days were nice anyway
But it is still February
But it is still February
News reporter talking in an interview today said for every Elon Musk there's a Spicoli
Newflash one is fictional the other is an actual drug addict Nazi
I guess a college degree and a home in Lake Forest doesn't give you critical thinking skills
Newflash one is fictional the other is an actual drug addict Nazi
I guess a college degree and a home in Lake Forest doesn't give you critical thinking skills
February 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
News reporter talking in an interview today said for every Elon Musk there's a Spicoli
Newflash one is fictional the other is an actual drug addict Nazi
I guess a college degree and a home in Lake Forest doesn't give you critical thinking skills
Newflash one is fictional the other is an actual drug addict Nazi
I guess a college degree and a home in Lake Forest doesn't give you critical thinking skills
White cunt around my age in a White Audi SUV in Gold Coast kept fucking with me on State st pushing me to the curb got so close she touched me with her mirror was going to right hook me but unfortunately for her there were witnesses
Dude directly behind me asked what her problem was
Dude directly behind me asked what her problem was
February 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
White cunt around my age in a White Audi SUV in Gold Coast kept fucking with me on State st pushing me to the curb got so close she touched me with her mirror was going to right hook me but unfortunately for her there were witnesses
Dude directly behind me asked what her problem was
Dude directly behind me asked what her problem was
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“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
theonion.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Door Dash needs help
I spend more time contacting customer service or trying to pick out of the options why I can't complete my order
They automatically push directions then tell you you're not where you say they are the shopping directions are almost always wrong
And the pay is shit
I spend more time contacting customer service or trying to pick out of the options why I can't complete my order
They automatically push directions then tell you you're not where you say they are the shopping directions are almost always wrong
And the pay is shit
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Door Dash needs help
I spend more time contacting customer service or trying to pick out of the options why I can't complete my order
They automatically push directions then tell you you're not where you say they are the shopping directions are almost always wrong
And the pay is shit
I spend more time contacting customer service or trying to pick out of the options why I can't complete my order
They automatically push directions then tell you you're not where you say they are the shopping directions are almost always wrong
And the pay is shit
If you tell people you're not guilty they have to believe you
Q: The former Prince Andrew arrested related to Jeffrey Epstein. Do you think in this country, associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?
Trump: Well, you know, I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. I can actually speak about it very nicely.
Trump: Well, you know, I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. I can actually speak about it very nicely.
February 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
If you tell people you're not guilty they have to believe you
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In front of Trump Tower, Chicago.
February 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
In front of Trump Tower, Chicago.
Tried double dipping for the 3rd day just can't make it work anymore
15 yrs is a long time
The pace is too fast you just won't last 🎶
youtu.be/GgxcvmkPD-I?...
15 yrs is a long time
The pace is too fast you just won't last 🎶
youtu.be/GgxcvmkPD-I?...
"Pts.Of.Athrty" (Official HD Video) - Linkin Park
YouTube video by Linkin Park
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Tried double dipping for the 3rd day just can't make it work anymore
15 yrs is a long time
The pace is too fast you just won't last 🎶
youtu.be/GgxcvmkPD-I?...
15 yrs is a long time
The pace is too fast you just won't last 🎶
youtu.be/GgxcvmkPD-I?...
They had to put up bollards so vehicles wouldn't drive on the sidewalk around construction on State
February 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
They had to put up bollards so vehicles wouldn't drive on the sidewalk around construction on State
Yeah but look at the ratings
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Yeah but look at the ratings
RFK is one of them
February 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
RFK is one of them
None of this is correct
Where they get information from I don't know
The shady spots still have ice
The lakefront path had puddles this morning because it rained over night
Where they get information from I don't know
The shady spots still have ice
The lakefront path had puddles this morning because it rained over night
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
None of this is correct
Where they get information from I don't know
The shady spots still have ice
The lakefront path had puddles this morning because it rained over night
Where they get information from I don't know
The shady spots still have ice
The lakefront path had puddles this morning because it rained over night
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
C+C Music Factory - Here We Go Let's Rock & Roll (Extended Version)
YouTube video by CCMusicFactoryVEVO
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Thinking about watching Premium Rush
Mahjong is having a moment — and uniting Chicagoans in Chinatown and beyond. blockclubchi.co/46IeFIi
February 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Thinking about watching Premium Rush
I was born in the year of the fire Horse
You guys get to experience this energy for a year
www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/arti...
You guys get to experience this energy for a year
www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/arti...
The Year of the Fire Horse is back—for the first time in 60 years
In addition to cycling through 12 animals each year, the Chinese zodiac also rotates between the five traditional Chinese elements—earth, wood, fire, metal and water.
www.nationalgeographic.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I was born in the year of the fire Horse
You guys get to experience this energy for a year
www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/arti...
You guys get to experience this energy for a year
www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/arti...
The thing is every 3rd party app driver is distracted all day not only by phones but looking for addresses ride share customers looking for someone waving their phone
You would be freaked out if you saw 25% of drivers drinking a beer, right?
Using a phone is no different.
Using a phone is no different.
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The thing is every 3rd party app driver is distracted all day not only by phones but looking for addresses ride share customers looking for someone waving their phone
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Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost https://theonion.com/trump-asks-when-he-gets-to-kill-olympians-who-lost/
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost https://theonion.com/trump-asks-when-he-gets-to-kill-olympians-who-lost/
Gotta say the restructuring buy back selling of Grub Hub has made them extremely popular downtown anyways
Haven't done this many deliveries since covid at Fox Trot
Now I just need to get paid for them
Haven't done this many deliveries since covid at Fox Trot
Now I just need to get paid for them
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Gotta say the restructuring buy back selling of Grub Hub has made them extremely popular downtown anyways
Haven't done this many deliveries since covid at Fox Trot
Now I just need to get paid for them
Haven't done this many deliveries since covid at Fox Trot
Now I just need to get paid for them
Hard to capture how cool Diversey Harbor looked tonight
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hard to capture how cool Diversey Harbor looked tonight
Grocery prices have gone up 50% or more in one year
Trump blames tarriffs and immigration policy
Just like the deals he made in his first term that now he doesn't like
lol
Trump blames tarriffs and immigration policy
Just like the deals he made in his first term that now he doesn't like
lol
February 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Grocery prices have gone up 50% or more in one year
Trump blames tarriffs and immigration policy
Just like the deals he made in his first term that now he doesn't like
lol
Trump blames tarriffs and immigration policy
Just like the deals he made in his first term that now he doesn't like
lol