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𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔬 ✨𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 ✨𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰 ✨ 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔴𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 🏊‍♀️ 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔲𝔪 𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔡
republican ass Pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
RIP BABY this is bad
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bah!
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
One team two Currys. Wow
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Going to start fighting with the dogs so I too can be put in a separate room from the family to cool off.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Perfect book. Thank you, Ling Ling Huang for another incredible read. 📚
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This week I also saw Frankenstein which is beautiful and lovely (for creeps who need a Crimson Peak x Call Me By MY Name VIC-TOR fantasy). Lordy Lordy, Jacob Elordi.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Bugonia was so much fun, which is saying something for how it ends. 📽️🎞️
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you’re in line for the moon stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don’t trust you if you don’t have an aunt or uncle you’re not related to.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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America’s pastbedtime
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
lol I can’t believe these guys have to do this again tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
this fucking game
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
dray 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I bought a half pint of guacamole and a can of refried beans at the market to day and it was $15. sticker shock on the simplest of meals. jfc. (spoiled by growing up with avocado trees, born with a scoop of guac in my mouth!)
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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slow drip learning about Platner like
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike.

(via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)
October 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I read an article about McMahon gutting the special education department last week. (Horrible stuff, what a vicious way to disregard families across the nation.) the following detail really hit me: “The education department is the smallest cabinet-level agency in the U.S. government.” I mean…
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh damn money really rots the brain huh?
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said that President Trump should deploy the National Guard to San Francisco to combat crime: “We don’t have enough cops, so if they can be cops, I’m all for it.”
Marc Benioff says Trump should send National Guard to San Francisco
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said that President Trump should deploy the National Guard to San Francisco to combat crime: “We don’t have enough cops, so if they can be cops, I’m all for it.”
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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America 2025:
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration

free campaign idea to good home
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM