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Tabby Lavalamp
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BlueSky influencer.
Four time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon.

Canadian. Sorry.
Zelda looks great, but who's that Vulcan with him?
Well, holy shit. These official #LegendOfZelda movie pics sure look good!
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As much as we like to say what our grandparents did to Nazis (well, those of us with non-Nazi grandparents), we need to remember that it was only because Germany got too expansionist. It wasn't about stopping the Holocaust. Our countries sent Jewish refugees back to die.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I would have been "hell yeah" at one point, but @lexialex.bsky.social convinced me it has a use for venerable populations like in Palestine.
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
TFW you open a Force of Negation at the #MTG #Avatar pre-release, draw it once, and your opponent fails to cast a non-creature spell the entire game.

But mostly I just wanted to brag about opening one.
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Shit. He's going to make them change her name to "Marjorie Taylor Brown" on maps now, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For some reason I woke up thinking about fruit flies this morning (I swear there are none in my home), so after some checking and math, as many generations of them have passed this year alone as humans since William the Conqueror.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'd feel bad for Marjorie Taylor Greene and how she's going to have no friends on either side of the political aisle, but, well...
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Well, I think this just killed off the last of my bisexuality and I might as well be a lesbian now.
Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
TFW you realize some people only ever watched Black Mirror for the business ideas.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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This is very bad. They shouldn't have settled.
"They alleged that the ceasefire resolution, which was approved four months after the Oct. 7 attacks against Israelis by Hamas, was "objectively antisemitic."
www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS, YOU COUCH FUCKING DOORKNOB!
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So is Qanon going to move on to praising a wolf who they claim will investigate who is eating all the sheep?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Tabby Lavalamp
The study from Cambridge University Press that is referenced is attached here: www.cambridge.org/core/journal...

It's not a bad apple. It's not a bad barrel. It's the soil. The entire culture of policing needs a soil reclamation process. Governamce will be credible when actions are different. 8/8
When the Police Break the Law: The Investigation, Prosecution and Sentencing of Ontario Police Officers | Canadian Journal of Law and Society / La Revue Canadienne Droit et Société | Cambridge Core
When the Police Break the Law: The Investigation, Prosecution and Sentencing of Ontario Police Officers - Volume 36 Issue 3
www.cambridge.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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"... case helped expose systemic problems with sexual assault within the [RNC], leading to an independent workplace review, an external police watchdog investigation, a ban on police transporting members of the public, and mandatory training for provincial court judges about sexual assault." 7/
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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1. Charles is 100% correct.

2. Quote: "Reached by phone Tuesday, police association president Andrew Tummonds declined to comment.

“We’re still dealing with our lawyers to see where we’re gonna go,” Tummonds said."

Explanation -- This kind of situation leaves the police union in a 'pickle'. 1/
This is a story you could write from a fill-in-the blanks template in nearly every police service and the RCMP in Canada, right down to the police commission saying they have taken steps to address it. They never do anything. It's been like this for decades.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Durham regional police's 'poisoned' workplace highlighted in Ontario Civilian Police Commission report | CBC News
An Ontario Civilian Police Commission report into the workplace culture, policies and procedures of the Durham Regional Police Service and its board has found it was a toxic workplace where officials ...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is what I'm talking about. No aurora I've seen from within this city has been as mind-meltingly beautiful as this.
IT GOT BETTER

📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I didn't see an aurora tonight but I have seen them, and some breathtaking ones, and that was within the city. I couldn't imagine how they would have been away from all the light pollution but I have seen some clear night skies in the country and that's a good place to start.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Well. Today's #Wordle felt personal.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm going to tell my children this was Robert Morse and US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I can't stand Hallmark's Christmas movies but Netflix usually has some decent to good ones so watching those has become my Dec 25th custom in the last few years. I do have to be careful though, some bad ones do slip through.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If there is one thing the internet has taught me it's that "Do you know what would make this funnier?" is never followed up with an idea that would make the joke funnier.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Does anyone have any recommendations for a good Canadian online #MagicTheGathering retailer that doesn't use Shopify?

#MTG
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
At some point all the next Democratic nominee will need to do is promise to have dumpsters ready to go on inauguration day.
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM