Sylvan Thomas
sylvan.bsky.social
Sylvan Thomas
@sylvan.bsky.social
ecology
It's 1am. I'm sitting on the giant hungry hungry hippos at round 1 and the obnoxious game ad sounds like it's trying to seduce me. Chomp big. Win big. Chomp on your favorite hippo. Huge wins. Giiiiiiigantic. I can only see colorful oversized penises. Free them.
July 6, 2024 at 7:18 AM
holy shit. just ordered pizza. said i would pay in cash at the door. they just dropped it off. thank you pizza fairy
May 31, 2024 at 3:55 AM
When all you have is a hammer,

Haircuts get really complicated
May 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM
It's too May to be this cold! >:(
May 2, 2024 at 4:26 PM
my toxic trait is the lipopolysaccharides embedded in my cell wall
April 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Mother Nature, Father Time, I'm... ACE
April 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
BUT AT WHAT COST
WHAT DID THEY DO TO PLEADING FACE
WHAT DID THEY DO
MY BOY
BRING HIM BACK
🥺
March 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
DISCORD HAS PINK HEARTS
MARCH MADE
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
March 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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🛑✋ STOP! BLUESKY IS NOW A MEDIEVAL VILLAGE! 🏰🌾

you have died of hemorrhagic erysipelas
February 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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For fun, put them all together by average height 😊
October 25, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Designing & planting food forests 💚
And other permacultural things
This is such a fun thread. It feels criminal that human lives are too short to fully indulge in more than a handful of our hobbies and dreams.
If you could be making, say, $80,000 (including health & dental insurance) at any job whatsoever, what job would you choose?

I think I'd be a horticulturist. You?
February 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Hot take we should forcibly rename everyone whose surname is a country

French toast, German chocolate, and London dispersion forces you're all canceled. Back to the drawing board and try again
February 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
What pH are gelatinous cubes?
February 20, 2024 at 6:25 PM
who wants to come over and play warhammer with littlest pet shops
February 20, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Once upon a time, you were made of love.
February 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
thanks, utah. 🙄
February 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Ten thousand plesiosaurs? Ten thousand plesiosaurs.
February 10, 2024 at 11:22 PM
ever unlike and re-like something a few times so you get the haptic feedback an even number of times?
February 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Corals
February 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
New kind of symbiotic relationship just dropped. Beneficial for both interacting, catastrophic for everyone else
February 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Box mac and cheese is god tier when hot, thoroughly mid when mid, andntuen really good again when it cools. why
February 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Going through the wikipedia page for Lichen: a thread
January 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
fuck star signs what's your prokaryotic cell shape
January 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
January 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
tried to google something about the book the invisible man but my fingers were one key off 🧿🧿
January 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM