Sylvan Thomas
sylvan.bsky.social
Sylvan Thomas
@sylvan.bsky.social
ecology
It's 1am. I'm sitting on the giant hungry hungry hippos at round 1 and the obnoxious game ad sounds like it's trying to seduce me. Chomp big. Win big. Chomp on your favorite hippo. Huge wins. Giiiiiiigantic. I can only see colorful oversized penises. Free them.
July 6, 2024 at 7:18 AM
my toxic trait is the lipopolysaccharides embedded in my cell wall
April 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Mother Nature, Father Time, I'm... ACE
April 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
thanks, utah. 🙄
February 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
New kind of symbiotic relationship just dropped. Beneficial for both interacting, catastrophic for everyone else
February 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
January 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
it was a trio the whole time
(and possibly more)
January 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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January 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
January 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
decomposers of stone itself
tell me the name of god
January 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
YES
GO
DESTROY
January 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Addendum to the substrate: They can grow on metal, and even thin fucking air
January 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
they defy all attempts to specify them
January 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
January 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
move over tardigrades
January 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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