kt sexton
@swordsbard.bsky.social
trying to ignore the siren call of grad school
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shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
the kefka court mage commander deck I have created is so annoying I hope I am not kicked out of the new pod I am playing with tonight.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the kefka court mage commander deck I have created is so annoying I hope I am not kicked out of the new pod I am playing with tonight.
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“Independent” is doing too much work in this first wave. They are arresting journalists and just like everything else they’ve done, they’re testing the limits of our resistance by starting wt vulnerable margins.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“Independent” is doing too much work in this first wave. They are arresting journalists and just like everything else they’ve done, they’re testing the limits of our resistance by starting wt vulnerable margins.
perfect tides: station to station is so good. i haven't hated a long-distance boyfriend like this since my freshman year college roommate's long-distance boyfriend.
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
perfect tides: station to station is so good. i haven't hated a long-distance boyfriend like this since my freshman year college roommate's long-distance boyfriend.
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
I'm recently into magic the gathering and I need to show everyone this new guy
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm recently into magic the gathering and I need to show everyone this new guy
a hot toddy when it's below freezing is god's gift
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
a hot toddy when it's below freezing is god's gift
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whenever i see anything about the dangers of autism i think of this
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
whenever i see anything about the dangers of autism i think of this
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the autism comments from the president are sending me to the moon. why are u so obsessed bro we're just chilling. I just got into MtG like I'm having a blast over here leave me alone.
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the autism comments from the president are sending me to the moon. why are u so obsessed bro we're just chilling. I just got into MtG like I'm having a blast over here leave me alone.
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Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
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charlie kirk? the gavin newsom podcast guest?
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
charlie kirk? the gavin newsom podcast guest?
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Welp.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Welp.
we've finally decorated the guest room
August 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
we've finally decorated the guest room
omgggg my god
Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮
August 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
omgggg my god
i got a stream deck for DMing (totally unnecessary) and wowowowoowowowww
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i got a stream deck for DMing (totally unnecessary) and wowowowoowowowww
chainsaw man is truly doing it the way no one has ever done it before
July 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
chainsaw man is truly doing it the way no one has ever done it before
I would disappear into the woods behind my house from sunup to sundown with just a bologna sandwich to my name.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I would disappear into the woods behind my house from sunup to sundown with just a bologna sandwich to my name.
watching season 2 of devils plan and once again feeling immense national pride for another american lol it's all I have for this country, how we're doing on foreign tv shows
July 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
watching season 2 of devils plan and once again feeling immense national pride for another american lol it's all I have for this country, how we're doing on foreign tv shows
well at least there's this
NEW: Republican Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina just announced he's NOT running for re-election.
June 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
well at least there's this
wowowowowoowowoww hell yeah nyc
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
wowowowowoowowoww hell yeah nyc
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happy pride! I'm non-binary and bi. I don't ever really mention it anywhere but this year seems like a good time to start for a lot of reasons.
June 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
happy pride! I'm non-binary and bi. I don't ever really mention it anywhere but this year seems like a good time to start for a lot of reasons.
Jason Mantzoukas in Taskmaster is my Olympics
May 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jason Mantzoukas in Taskmaster is my Olympics