sweetyft
@sweetyft.bsky.social
Many people believe I exist but no one could bring any tangible proof. Personally, I think I'm only a urban legend.
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So. Cheeseburger is a Paris delicacy.
So. Almond Chicken is a Detroit delicacy.
So. The taco is a New York delicacy.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So. Cheeseburger is a Paris delicacy.
In French we don’t say
“I love you”
We say
“Nique les keufs”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
“I love you”
We say
“Nique les keufs”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
In Spanish we don’t say
“I love you”
We say
“Chinga la migra”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
“I love you”
We say
“Chinga la migra”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
In French we don’t say
“I love you”
We say
“Nique les keufs”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
“I love you”
We say
“Nique les keufs”
And I think that’s really beautiful.
There’s a great @fdsignifier.bsky.social essay on that topic if anyone’s interested
youtu.be/6ve-Z9puzjU?...
youtu.be/6ve-Z9puzjU?...
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
There’s a great @fdsignifier.bsky.social essay on that topic if anyone’s interested
youtu.be/6ve-Z9puzjU?...
youtu.be/6ve-Z9puzjU?...
When one of NPR’s primary sources is “a pro-Trump podcast called The Mom View”, it is clear that journalists have fewer guardrails than last time.
As President Trump finishes the first year of his second term, it is clear there are fewer guardrails than last time.
Trump pushes his power to new heights with help from loyal lieutenants
As President Trump finishes the first year of his second term, it is clear there are fewer guardrails than last time.
n.pr
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 PM
When one of NPR’s primary sources is “a pro-Trump podcast called The Mom View”, it is clear that journalists have fewer guardrails than last time.
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Happy birthday, Anthony Burch!
We got you a cake.
We got you a cake.
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Happy birthday, Anthony Burch!
We got you a cake.
We got you a cake.
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Can’t wait for the backsliders that railed against the Oxford comma and double spacing after a period to normalize using single digit numbers instead of spelling them out.
Backsliders, I say.
Backsliders, I say.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Can’t wait for the backsliders that railed against the Oxford comma and double spacing after a period to normalize using single digit numbers instead of spelling them out.
Backsliders, I say.
Backsliders, I say.
Did you come across the guy you beat at fantasy football again today?
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Did you come across the guy you beat at fantasy football again today?
Look at that meat ball
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Look at that meat ball
Oh yeah I know that guy. That’s Rhett from Good Mythical Morning
Someone you listen to was influenced by this man, I promise you. Rest well, The Colonel!
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh yeah I know that guy. That’s Rhett from Good Mythical Morning
Just confirmed: he should not, in fact, smile more.
I was doing quarterly reviews today with my direct reports and one of them told me I should smile more. wtf man
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just confirmed: he should not, in fact, smile more.
Happy birthday @mamasand.bsky.social !!
a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with a cigarette in its mouth .
Alt: a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with a “Happy Birthday” caption.
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy birthday @mamasand.bsky.social !!
That’s how you end up with a poisonous cocktail. Check your resistance.
#DnD advice: Make a fetchquest mroe immersive by tasking your players with fetching you a drink.
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That’s how you end up with a poisonous cocktail. Check your resistance.
LOL good.
lol good.
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LOL good.
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
You shouldn’t wear your hat inside, much less at a dinner table.
You shouldn’t wear your hat inside, much less at a dinner table.
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold.
You shouldn't wear pajamas in public.
You shouldn't wear pajamas in public.
August 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Name a boomer-esque opinion that you secretly hold
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
Patchouli is fantastic base note in fragrances and it has been unjustly shunned lately. Also, what’s up with the obsession with “skin notes” like Cetalox or Iso E Super?
He had to throw Cthulhu at us
Finally tpk’d my first party today. It was only for a one-shot, but a win is a win!
a man says " let 's get this tpk going come on " in a dark room
Alt: a man says " let 's get this tpk going come on " in a dark room
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He had to throw Cthulhu at us
Age verification? My first computer was a blue Apple shelfish laptop that my then boyfriend bought for me
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Age verification? My first computer was a blue Apple shelfish laptop that my then boyfriend bought for me
Let’s get that #Victoria to 10K subscribers before the end of Pride month! They also have implacable tastes in makeup, have a real talent for video creation and happen to create highly entertaining content @hautemesstom.bsky.social
brands really said here's "new" makeup | CRITICAL SASS
YouTube video by hautemess tom
youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Let’s get that #Victoria to 10K subscribers before the end of Pride month! They also have implacable tastes in makeup, have a real talent for video creation and happen to create highly entertaining content @hautemesstom.bsky.social
I am trying to get clarity and give praise here but you want to make it personal in what is, quite frankly, uncharitable.
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Is this because you don’t like 2001
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am trying to get clarity and give praise here but you want to make it personal in what is, quite frankly, uncharitable.
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Just admit that your problem is that Terrance Malik > Stanley Kubrick
Alfred Hitchcock was the MCU of his time
February 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Alfred Hitchcock was the MCU of his time
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Why are Democrats?
Democratic Sen. Richard Blumenthal: "Elon Musk is the champion among big tech executives of 1st Amendment values and principles"
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Why are Democrats?
