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calamity jane🫧🍄♑️
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PDX• I miss NC• not liberal• she/her• batsqvatch’s emotional support demon 😈• do no harm, take no shit. 35💋
“Trust the numbers!”
The numbers: 🪦

I guess it’s a bit I’m doing now?
September 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“Trust the numbers!”
The numbers: 🪦
Every statistic about how bad the economy is getting is going to be buried or cooked by the end of the year.

Quarterly earnings reports shifting to semi-annual earnings will ensure private companies don’t inject reality too often by talking about declining sales, etc.
Exclusive | Trump Administration Cancels Annual Hunger Survey
The government has been measuring food insecurity since the mid-1990s, but now says the report has become “overly politicized.”
www.wsj.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Abortion rights are not only more popular than Democrats -- especially in purple and red states -- opposing them is one of the hallmarks of authoritarianism.

What's more, Democrats ALREADY TRIED running anti-abortion candidates for 40 years. It was a bust and wrecked the party brand.
September 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Wayne Connell, Chief HR officer for @washingtonpost.com, voluntarily put his name on a letter informing a Black woman that men who believe she is genetically inferior are a protected class and that she engaged in misconduct by criticizing men who have historically advocated for lynching Black people
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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you're gonna want to get the under-coating on that AI, it'll rust up on you
September 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They really reduced the size of pop tarts ~20%, kept the wrapper the same size, and hoped we wouldn’t notice.
September 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Trust the numbers!”
The numbers: 🪦
This is hilarious. These people have never run a real business. It is 100% a scam operated by skiled, dedicated grifters.
www.wsj.com/articles/sto...
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Have we got enough posters, techies, editors, journalists, professors, and general entertainers out of a job for laughing at an objectively funny white supremacist slaying to create our own outlet yet?
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Guillotine blades hang at half mast when??
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Choose the form of your Destructor!
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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on his way to steal your girl
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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2 new posters for you to disseminate widely:

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August 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Disappointed about the state of journalism. We’re cooked.
September 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I fucking miss being able to use social media socially without dreading that I’m training a machine to imitate the products of my cognition.
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Everyone has been so not helpful with me finding a reputable background check or investigator, it’s to the point that @batsqvatch is lamenting how we don’t know anyone in law enforcement. This is fucking pathetic.
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Need recommendations for investigators who can help me find out shady shit someone is trying way too hard to hide. Who’s got a recommendation for me?!
July 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I forgot about all the shitlibs on this site. Keep seeing “we just had 4 good years under Biden” and I would like to ask WHO DID?!?
July 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s a sin and a shame that there isn’t a pit at this Wu tang show.
July 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Since Google doesn’t fucking work anymore can someone tell me: am I supposed to get paid for my time going through what’s being offered and enrolling in my benefits through work? HR wanted me to do it on my lunch so he could leave the office by 4.
June 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I told my boss that the stress level of my job is personally incompatible with pregnancy or raising kids. She said I need to “work on myself more”. I’d love more therapy but work during all normal clinical hours so I can barely even schedule a virtual session. I can’t afford any of it.
June 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Computer Problems
May 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Hot singles in your area want partners with no needs
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM