calamity jane🫧🍄♑️
@sweetjane.bsky.social
PDX• I miss NC• not liberal• she/her• batsqvatch’s emotional support demon 😈• do no harm, take no shit. 35💋
Because of the little triangle “play” icon, I thought Hulu was offering me the porn parody of Sweet Home Alabama…
November 7, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Because of the little triangle “play” icon, I thought Hulu was offering me the porn parody of Sweet Home Alabama…
This was my profile pic on twitter for years. I need to get better at drawing moltov cocktails.
October 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM
This was my profile pic on twitter for years. I need to get better at drawing moltov cocktails.
ITS BEEN OVER 2 HOURS.
September 21, 2023 at 10:25 PM
ITS BEEN OVER 2 HOURS.
I know the world is a fucking weird fractured place b/c I have heard nothing about a high school lesbian buddy comedy that was released in movie theaters 2 weeks ago. Yall. Look, something that might be funny, enjoyable, & affirming for people?
September 13, 2023 at 5:27 PM
I know the world is a fucking weird fractured place b/c I have heard nothing about a high school lesbian buddy comedy that was released in movie theaters 2 weeks ago. Yall. Look, something that might be funny, enjoyable, & affirming for people?
omg omg omg omg omg omg
September 12, 2023 at 8:12 PM
omg omg omg omg omg omg
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about 
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
September 11, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about 
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio down by the
Seein' me and Julio down by the
September 7, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio down by the
Seein' me and Julio down by the
E X H A U S T I N G
September 6, 2023 at 8:52 PM
E X H A U S T I N G
Having a normal one with @batsqvatch.bsky.social
September 1, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Having a normal one with @batsqvatch.bsky.social
e x e c u t i v e d y s f u n c t i o n d a y
Trying to do 3 different tasks at once, spinning, spinning, spinning… nothing is really accomplished & I’m trying not to waste energy on shame over it.
Trying to do 3 different tasks at once, spinning, spinning, spinning… nothing is really accomplished & I’m trying not to waste energy on shame over it.
August 30, 2023 at 12:22 AM
e x e c u t i v e d y s f u n c t i o n d a y
Trying to do 3 different tasks at once, spinning, spinning, spinning… nothing is really accomplished & I’m trying not to waste energy on shame over it.
Trying to do 3 different tasks at once, spinning, spinning, spinning… nothing is really accomplished & I’m trying not to waste energy on shame over it.
literally how @batsqvatch.bsky.social pulled it off.
August 27, 2023 at 5:01 PM
literally how @batsqvatch.bsky.social pulled it off.
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
August 17, 2023 at 1:31 AM
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
Idk if I should censor this as sensitive content, kinda curious to see if the filters auto catch it. New scar.
August 11, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Idk if I should censor this as sensitive content, kinda curious to see if the filters auto catch it. New scar.
Name a fictional character who would’ve done 9/11… easy.
August 10, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Name a fictional character who would’ve done 9/11… easy.
Deny me and be doomed
July 27, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Deny me and be doomed
live free and creep hard!
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[adult swim central] liked your post 41m
Post they liked: the entire ATHF crew tbh.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:argz4dw2h3bw7foulpegb2s5/bafkreiappkvcefr44ol6sksx4q5qgbh4aetcdy3wces3xt5cdxzomi6g7u@jpeg)
July 27, 2023 at 5:17 AM
live free and creep hard!
I swear this dress is filling the void left inside me when DELiA’s went away.
July 25, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I swear this dress is filling the void left inside me when DELiA’s went away.
But yeah, besides psychedelics, I really like stuff I learned from cognitive behavioral therapy. A lot of times my emotional constipation comes from inability to name it because I’m looking for the source of the emotion, if that makes sense? I really like emotion/need wheels.
July 21, 2023 at 4:54 AM
But yeah, besides psychedelics, I really like stuff I learned from cognitive behavioral therapy. A lot of times my emotional constipation comes from inability to name it because I’m looking for the source of the emotion, if that makes sense? I really like emotion/need wheels.
Likes vs reskeets
July 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Likes vs reskeets
I deserved a treat: edible glitter chocolate chips
July 19, 2023 at 3:26 AM
I deserved a treat: edible glitter chocolate chips
A chunk of my twitter clique is here but I don’t see them like hardly at all.
July 19, 2023 at 3:02 AM
A chunk of my twitter clique is here but I don’t see them like hardly at all.