🇵🇸🦢Swan 🦢🇵🇸
@swanreal.bsky.social
saw a beautiful woman at the train station. i was hoping for some way she might notice me. then i flat tired her.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
saw a beautiful woman at the train station. i was hoping for some way she might notice me. then i flat tired her.
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All of the incredible music for Hidden Levels, from @swanreal.bsky.social + Paul Vaitkus, is now available *as an album.* Check it out wherever you stream music!
A fantastic listen for running, doing chores, studying, or doing pretty much anything else.
A fantastic listen for running, doing chores, studying, or doing pretty much anything else.
You’ve listened to the episodes, now you can listen to the soundtrack 🎶🎹
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
All of the incredible music for Hidden Levels, from @swanreal.bsky.social + Paul Vaitkus, is now available *as an album.* Check it out wherever you stream music!
A fantastic listen for running, doing chores, studying, or doing pretty much anything else.
A fantastic listen for running, doing chores, studying, or doing pretty much anything else.
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You’ve listened to the episodes, now you can listen to the soundtrack 🎶🎹
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You’ve listened to the episodes, now you can listen to the soundtrack 🎶🎹
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇
Manic Sissy Dream Girl ✨
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Manic Sissy Dream Girl ✨
crash bandicoot 2
Hey Nerds and Geeks, What’s the first game that comes to mind?
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
crash bandicoot 2
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let’s do it again!
trans lady picnic in prospect park.
Sunday
October 19
i’ll be sitting and eating grapes with some transsexuals. you should come and do nothing with me!
trans lady picnic in prospect park.
Sunday
October 19
i’ll be sitting and eating grapes with some transsexuals. you should come and do nothing with me!
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
let’s do it again!
trans lady picnic in prospect park.
Sunday
October 19
i’ll be sitting and eating grapes with some transsexuals. you should come and do nothing with me!
trans lady picnic in prospect park.
Sunday
October 19
i’ll be sitting and eating grapes with some transsexuals. you should come and do nothing with me!
unimpressed (as gender affirmation)
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
unimpressed (as gender affirmation)
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Just spent a lovely morning w @swanreal.bsky.social here in my fave neighborhood in Berkeley, singing songs and talking about nice things, the sun is shining, and we’re going to a chosen family wedding at Fairyland tonight. joy is freaking powerful
October 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just spent a lovely morning w @swanreal.bsky.social here in my fave neighborhood in Berkeley, singing songs and talking about nice things, the sun is shining, and we’re going to a chosen family wedding at Fairyland tonight. joy is freaking powerful
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just set up on the knickerbocker side of the park
October 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
just set up on the knickerbocker side of the park
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TODAY!
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
come sit on the grass with me this weekend and we can eat berries and be transsexuals
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
TODAY!
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
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I’m heading over soon hope to see the girlies there
TODAY!
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park
sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3
come sit on the grass with me this weekend and we can eat berries and be transsexuals
October 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m heading over soon hope to see the girlies there
"girl dinner," i whisper as i pour pedialyte for my severely hungover gal pal
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"girl dinner," i whisper as i pour pedialyte for my severely hungover gal pal
don't count your chickens before they die
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
don't count your chickens before they die
"villain era," i whisper as i meet basic human needs
October 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"villain era," i whisper as i meet basic human needs
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reminder: you too can throw a trans lady picnic. just tell people you will be in a place at a time. that’s it!
(there are things that make one enjoyable, like bringing snacks, but that’s for you to decide)
(there are things that make one enjoyable, like bringing snacks, but that’s for you to decide)
i hope she does. it really doesn't need to be any work at all. pick a time and place and show up as you are. that's all you need for a trans lady picnic.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
reminder: you too can throw a trans lady picnic. just tell people you will be in a place at a time. that’s it!
(there are things that make one enjoyable, like bringing snacks, but that’s for you to decide)
(there are things that make one enjoyable, like bringing snacks, but that’s for you to decide)
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come sit on the grass with me this weekend and we can eat berries and be transsexuals
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
come sit on the grass with me this weekend and we can eat berries and be transsexuals
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listening learning moisturizing staying in my lane signaling a lane change rolling through a stop sign
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
listening learning moisturizing staying in my lane signaling a lane change rolling through a stop sign
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i hope she does. it really doesn't need to be any work at all. pick a time and place and show up as you are. that's all you need for a trans lady picnic.
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i hope she does. it really doesn't need to be any work at all. pick a time and place and show up as you are. that's all you need for a trans lady picnic.
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”Plagiarizing” a picnic
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
”Plagiarizing” a picnic
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come to my stolen valor plagiarized trans lady picnic.
maria hernandez park
this sunday 10/5.
i’ll be sitting in the grass from 1-4pm.
you’ll have such a good time, you’ll walk away saying “you can’t make this shit up.”
maria hernandez park
this sunday 10/5.
i’ll be sitting in the grass from 1-4pm.
you’ll have such a good time, you’ll walk away saying “you can’t make this shit up.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
come to my stolen valor plagiarized trans lady picnic.
maria hernandez park
this sunday 10/5.
i’ll be sitting in the grass from 1-4pm.
you’ll have such a good time, you’ll walk away saying “you can’t make this shit up.”
maria hernandez park
this sunday 10/5.
i’ll be sitting in the grass from 1-4pm.
you’ll have such a good time, you’ll walk away saying “you can’t make this shit up.”
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the weather will be nice next sunday and i will be on a lawn somewhere eating grapes from 1 to 4 pm and i hope transsexual women join me
thinking about throwing a trans lady picnic next week.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the weather will be nice next sunday and i will be on a lawn somewhere eating grapes from 1 to 4 pm and i hope transsexual women join me
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thinking about throwing a trans lady picnic next week.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
thinking about throwing a trans lady picnic next week.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space.
and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.
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Mens fantasies: I wanna tier her up and fuck her in the ass
women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams
women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mens fantasies: I wanna tier her up and fuck her in the ass
women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams
women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams
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once upon a time
September 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
once upon a time