Swan
@swanfloatieknight.bsky.social
SwanFloatieKnight on tumblr and Ao3
medievalist who stumbled into the Age of Sail
medievalist who stumbled into the Age of Sail
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Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
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It's actually simpler than this:
Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'?
[YES]
A: You're an archive.
Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'?
[YES]
A: You're an archive.
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's actually simpler than this:
Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'?
[YES]
A: You're an archive.
Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'?
[YES]
A: You're an archive.
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weird little guys. they're weird and they're little
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
weird little guys. they're weird and they're little
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Trick or treat? 🍬
Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳
theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com
Trick or treat? 🍬
Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳
theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Trick or treat? 🍬
Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳
theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com
Trick or treat? 🍬
Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳
theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com
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our lady of the snails
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
our lady of the snails
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tiny creatures Francis JCR and Parry. You need these. Put them in your pocket immediately
September 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
tiny creatures Francis JCR and Parry. You need these. Put them in your pocket immediately
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I don't know who needs to hear this but no fandom event is worth giving them your ID. "but they promise they'll delete it!" doesn't matter. "but they only want to see my birthday!" doesn't matter. *AO3* doesn't ask for your ID - do not fucking trust some rando on the internet with it.
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but no fandom event is worth giving them your ID. "but they promise they'll delete it!" doesn't matter. "but they only want to see my birthday!" doesn't matter. *AO3* doesn't ask for your ID - do not fucking trust some rando on the internet with it.
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
why am I crying so god damn much I'm just moving to the other side of the country and not across an entire ocean like last time. I'm even gonna be back in 3 weeks time why am I still crying so bloody much it's the North Sea and not the end of the world
August 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
why am I crying so god damn much I'm just moving to the other side of the country and not across an entire ocean like last time. I'm even gonna be back in 3 weeks time why am I still crying so bloody much it's the North Sea and not the end of the world
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August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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its come to my attention that some of you dont know about the JCR corset incident that sent me spiraling into months of pure insanity so here we go. on the 1819 parry expedition they put on a production of the citizen in which jcr's corset ripped open pinup style and they published a POEM about it
July 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
its come to my attention that some of you dont know about the JCR corset incident that sent me spiraling into months of pure insanity so here we go. on the 1819 parry expedition they put on a production of the citizen in which jcr's corset ripped open pinup style and they published a POEM about it
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Jack Aubrey. #masterandcommander #russellcrowe #jackaubrey #aubreyad #digitalart #digitaloilpainting #ageofsail #COMMSOPEN #procreate
July 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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“Gender critical” by ensuring gender presentation and gender roles are policed. Slow hand clap to all involved
This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.
July 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Gender critical” by ensuring gender presentation and gender roles are policed. Slow hand clap to all involved
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Shocked to hear that someone's had their nomination for a top Navy job rescinded for taking part in drag acts on board.
As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries.
L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.
As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries.
L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.
July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Shocked to hear that someone's had their nomination for a top Navy job rescinded for taking part in drag acts on board.
As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries.
L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.
As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries.
L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.
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i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders
June 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders
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Did Crozier and Ross ever encounter a Tasmanian Devil I wonder
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Did Crozier and Ross ever encounter a Tasmanian Devil I wonder
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Going swimming can be tricky if you own a dog bred for rescuing people at sea
June 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Going swimming can be tricky if you own a dog bred for rescuing people at sea
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Buy her trash fund the fasc
Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights
May 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Buy her trash fund the fasc
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When you come in from the cold it’s important to warm up your hands… even when the warmest thing around misunderstands
May 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When you come in from the cold it’s important to warm up your hands… even when the warmest thing around misunderstands
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Quick sketch. They’re keeping each other warm
May 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Quick sketch. They’re keeping each other warm
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An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this
May 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope