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Retro's continued adventures in turning the genre defining Metroid into the most generic sludge possible
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Retro's continued adventures in turning the genre defining Metroid into the most generic sludge possible
Give me the namco metroid
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Give me the namco metroid
The ability to jump
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The ability to jump
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never not funny seein 21yos talking like theyve wasted their youths like brother your phone keyboard still autocorrects to goo goo gaa gaa
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
never not funny seein 21yos talking like theyve wasted their youths like brother your phone keyboard still autocorrects to goo goo gaa gaa
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Hey @pornhub.com this sucks? This fuckin' sucks. And is pretty nakedly targeted judging by how many incest fetish vids are all over yer site already
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @pornhub.com this sucks? This fuckin' sucks. And is pretty nakedly targeted judging by how many incest fetish vids are all over yer site already
The Valve hardware announcements are really cool, don't get me wrong but I personally would be way more excited if they announced that they're gonna fix SteamOS's numerous bugs lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The Valve hardware announcements are really cool, don't get me wrong but I personally would be way more excited if they announced that they're gonna fix SteamOS's numerous bugs lol
Street Fighter 6 is a weird game because it does everything I dislike about modern fighting games but it honestly kinda pulls it off
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Street Fighter 6 is a weird game because it does everything I dislike about modern fighting games but it honestly kinda pulls it off
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November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Whenever someone plays a PS1 game with biliniear texture filtering an angel loses its wings
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Whenever someone plays a PS1 game with biliniear texture filtering an angel loses its wings
PS1 a Tomb Raider is fucked up because it's got a million sequels and none are nearly as good as the first ome
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
PS1 a Tomb Raider is fucked up because it's got a million sequels and none are nearly as good as the first ome
Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness (at least in the remastered version) is surprisingly un-shit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness (at least in the remastered version) is surprisingly un-shit.
Design balanced for the highest difficulty to be the most fun experience
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Design balanced for the highest difficulty to be the most fun experience
As much as it bums me out that Ninja Gaiden 4 is just another attempt to fit all character action blocks into the Platinum hole, at least they kept, and in fact increased the size of, the big ass tiddies of Ninja Gaiden
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
As much as it bums me out that Ninja Gaiden 4 is just another attempt to fit all character action blocks into the Platinum hole, at least they kept, and in fact increased the size of, the big ass tiddies of Ninja Gaiden
Sunshine under the Pizza:
Why FF7 Remake is Insulting
Why FF7 Remake is Insulting
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sunshine under the Pizza:
Why FF7 Remake is Insulting
Why FF7 Remake is Insulting
I love watching movies on my steam deck oled
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I love watching movies on my steam deck oled
The saddest part about Elon Musk is that I am 100% sure he can afford to go to therapy
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The saddest part about Elon Musk is that I am 100% sure he can afford to go to therapy
Nobody talks about this, probably because it's not going out of its way to be profound or grandiose, but I think Crow Country is genuinely one one the most well-written games of all time. @sfbdim.bsky.social you did a fantastic job.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nobody talks about this, probably because it's not going out of its way to be profound or grandiose, but I think Crow Country is genuinely one one the most well-written games of all time. @sfbdim.bsky.social you did a fantastic job.
The most depressing videos of all time are the ones that go like "we made the most generic looking game of all time and here are all the reasons we think it didn't sell except the one very obviously true one"
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The most depressing videos of all time are the ones that go like "we made the most generic looking game of all time and here are all the reasons we think it didn't sell except the one very obviously true one"
"End lag" sounds so stupid as a term, like a caveman came up with it
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"End lag" sounds so stupid as a term, like a caveman came up with it
Quit my job today. I just wanna work with people who are about as smart as me and about as passionate about doing a good job as me, is that too much to ask?
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quit my job today. I just wanna work with people who are about as smart as me and about as passionate about doing a good job as me, is that too much to ask?
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Using ai for reference is one way to legitimise it but also will make you worse in time. If you care about the art you make you should care about what influences it and where your ideas come from. The world is massive with tens of thousands of years of art and culture and history you can learn about
PSA if you care about your support going to art that is influenced by AI
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Using ai for reference is one way to legitimise it but also will make you worse in time. If you care about the art you make you should care about what influences it and where your ideas come from. The world is massive with tens of thousands of years of art and culture and history you can learn about
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Resident Evil 4 didn't modernize RE, there was no existing market of RE4-likes, nor RE4 design patterns, nobody knew they wanted RE4 until RE4 came out. After that everyone wanted it, and the RE4-like market emerged. That's not "modernization"
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Resident Evil 4 didn't modernize RE, there was no existing market of RE4-likes, nor RE4 design patterns, nobody knew they wanted RE4 until RE4 came out. After that everyone wanted it, and the RE4-like market emerged. That's not "modernization"
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting