sven
@svenbark.bsky.social
Enthusiastically underprepared.
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
I went to the gym for three hours then ate quesadillas and drank two PBR tall boys instead of cuddling 😐😃
No plans tonight and home alone. Who wants to cuddle?
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I went to the gym for three hours then ate quesadillas and drank two PBR tall boys instead of cuddling 😐😃
No plans tonight and home alone. Who wants to cuddle?
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
No plans tonight and home alone. Who wants to cuddle?
I’m always saying this
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I’m always saying this
The bucket hat I made goes both ways ↔️
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The bucket hat I made goes both ways ↔️
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ICE actually stands for:
I
Can’t get
Erect
I
Can’t get
Erect
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
ICE actually stands for:
I
Can’t get
Erect
I
Can’t get
Erect
A city weathered, hardened, and not to be fucked with
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A city weathered, hardened, and not to be fucked with
If you keep calling me dad I’m gonna keep reminding you to change the air filter on your HVAC system
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
If you keep calling me dad I’m gonna keep reminding you to change the air filter on your HVAC system
The Masters of The Universe trailer has awakened my inner child this morning
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The Masters of The Universe trailer has awakened my inner child this morning
Don’t let the head resting confuse you. We’re both an impressive 5’ 7 3/4”. @benjibark.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Don’t let the head resting confuse you. We’re both an impressive 5’ 7 3/4”. @benjibark.bsky.social
Huzbin said my tits looked big and I need you guys to weigh in
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Huzbin said my tits looked big and I need you guys to weigh in
Searching Zocdoc for Chicago’s hottest podiatrist
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Searching Zocdoc for Chicago’s hottest podiatrist
Looking sharp as hell @swor.bsky.social!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Looking sharp as hell @swor.bsky.social!!
When one of your handsomest bloomfs ask for sewing tips, you stop what you’re doing and lock in with them. Mandarinnn!!! You absolutely nailed this buddy!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Husband bought me a sewing machine for Christmas because I want to make clothes, and with help and guidance from @svenbark.bsky.social, I made my first shirt!! It's not ~perfect~, but I'm v happy with how it turned out! Feels amazing to wear something I made 😁
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
When one of your handsomest bloomfs ask for sewing tips, you stop what you’re doing and lock in with them. Mandarinnn!!! You absolutely nailed this buddy!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Getting over him by texting every day, checking his location, and hanging out together on days ending in Y. This is going to work 🤡👍
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Getting over him by texting every day, checking his location, and hanging out together on days ending in Y. This is going to work 🤡👍
I genuinely need to wrestle someone right now
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I genuinely need to wrestle someone right now
I received the following instructions from Yoko Ono and I need participants to help fulfill the command.
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I received the following instructions from Yoko Ono and I need participants to help fulfill the command.
I actually like playing video games, but aside from mario and a couple other little things on switch, I don’t really play anything. But this week I’ve played about 5 hours of Split Fiction at a friend’s and it’s all I can think about. It’s sooo cute.
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I actually like playing video games, but aside from mario and a couple other little things on switch, I don’t really play anything. But this week I’ve played about 5 hours of Split Fiction at a friend’s and it’s all I can think about. It’s sooo cute.
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we're not gonna make it to 2027
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
we're not gonna make it to 2027
The rapid rep weight slam angry face guy wants everyone in this gym dead
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The rapid rep weight slam angry face guy wants everyone in this gym dead
Last night’s karaoke crew featuring @onemorechris.bsky.social @mnrd-brian.bsky.social @knate-thorne.bsky.social and @obscureverses.bsky.social. I went full 90s with Nirvana, Usher, and Backstreet Boys 🎤😎
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Last night’s karaoke crew featuring @onemorechris.bsky.social @mnrd-brian.bsky.social @knate-thorne.bsky.social and @obscureverses.bsky.social. I went full 90s with Nirvana, Usher, and Backstreet Boys 🎤😎
If you’re still Meta sexual and wanna see more of my creative projects I have a crafty IG account where I post stuff like these lounge shorts I made, gimme follow: @sven.made
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If you’re still Meta sexual and wanna see more of my creative projects I have a crafty IG account where I post stuff like these lounge shorts I made, gimme follow: @sven.made
Video showing off the shirt I made to wear to a NYE party that I sent to my mom and dad 😁 ( #voicereveal! )
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Video showing off the shirt I made to wear to a NYE party that I sent to my mom and dad 😁 ( #voicereveal! )