as a Professional Griever™, my advice to anyone who loses a loved one is to say “it’s what they would have wanted” after doing anything at all
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
as a Professional Griever™, my advice to anyone who loses a loved one is to say “it’s what they would have wanted” after doing anything at all
with her doll dressed as little mary
what if DiDa Ritz stars in Oh, Mary! in Chicago
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
with her doll dressed as little mary
got my hairs cut by the wickedly talented @svenbark.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
got my hairs cut by the wickedly talented @svenbark.bsky.social
i just remembered that as he was leaving, a guy i hooked up with last night asked “what is this?” and i had to say “oh that? that’s my taxidermied bat…”
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i just remembered that as he was leaving, a guy i hooked up with last night asked “what is this?” and i had to say “oh that? that’s my taxidermied bat…”
tonight i was scheduled a last min 430pm meeting on the last day before 2 weeks off 🫠
OOO is official.
OOO is official.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
tonight i was scheduled a last min 430pm meeting on the last day before 2 weeks off 🫠
OOO is official.
OOO is official.
ICYMI, i bought my first home! 🔑 🏠
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ICYMI, i bought my first home! 🔑 🏠
i met my door next door neighbor at my new condo & so THRILLED that they’re a sweet, kinda dorky, young gay couple!
they said they want to cat sit when I need, there is a single gay above them, a cool lesbian below them, & that my move-in officially means the whole building is now childless.
they said they want to cat sit when I need, there is a single gay above them, a cool lesbian below them, & that my move-in officially means the whole building is now childless.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i met my door next door neighbor at my new condo & so THRILLED that they’re a sweet, kinda dorky, young gay couple!
they said they want to cat sit when I need, there is a single gay above them, a cool lesbian below them, & that my move-in officially means the whole building is now childless.
they said they want to cat sit when I need, there is a single gay above them, a cool lesbian below them, & that my move-in officially means the whole building is now childless.
ring around the rosey, Parker full of Posey
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
ring around the rosey, Parker full of Posey
my favorite character in Welcome to Derry died in this week’s episode. I’m crying and angry
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
my favorite character in Welcome to Derry died in this week’s episode. I’m crying and angry
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i took this photo last night that looks straight up from The Grinch movie set
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i took this photo last night that looks straight up from The Grinch movie set
Today is the perfect day to watch Robert Eggers’ underrated masterpiece, “The Northman”
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today is the perfect day to watch Robert Eggers’ underrated masterpiece, “The Northman”
*immediately gets hit on by an old guy while waiting for the bathroom*
“oh marty’s is so back”
“oh marty’s is so back”
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
*immediately gets hit on by an old guy while waiting for the bathroom*
“oh marty’s is so back”
“oh marty’s is so back”
it has been ages since a movie did to me what Bugonia just did.
i’m so shook and can’t stop thinking about it and reading about it.
i’m so shook and can’t stop thinking about it and reading about it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
it has been ages since a movie did to me what Bugonia just did.
i’m so shook and can’t stop thinking about it and reading about it.
i’m so shook and can’t stop thinking about it and reading about it.
i just had 6 hours of matching-pajama-gossip-about-family time with my sister & cousin & i feel like i have been recharged enough to conquer the whole world
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i just had 6 hours of matching-pajama-gossip-about-family time with my sister & cousin & i feel like i have been recharged enough to conquer the whole world
anyway here’s my butt again
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
anyway here’s my butt again
while i overall have enjoyed living in my apartment over the past 1.5 years, i can currently hear my next door neighbor (or maybe her dog?) snoring & after dealing with a year of SCREAM SINGING her musical theater auditions, I am so excited to move in december
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
while i overall have enjoyed living in my apartment over the past 1.5 years, i can currently hear my next door neighbor (or maybe her dog?) snoring & after dealing with a year of SCREAM SINGING her musical theater auditions, I am so excited to move in december
i would watch dancing with the stars only if they made dylan efron and robert irwin kiss
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i would watch dancing with the stars only if they made dylan efron and robert irwin kiss
the internet voices can be so exhausting & do the exact opposite of what they scream about wanting.
there is so much fuckshit happening all at once, so if any of the social media police want to give me a list of what to post about & how to post about it, plz do.
there is so much fuckshit happening all at once, so if any of the social media police want to give me a list of what to post about & how to post about it, plz do.
some people really want them gotcha likes.
no, Jimmy Kimmel is not more important than some of the other firings we've seen in this era.
but he *is* known by more of the people who don't tune into politics. those are the people who need to know what the fuck is happening right now.
no, Jimmy Kimmel is not more important than some of the other firings we've seen in this era.
but he *is* known by more of the people who don't tune into politics. those are the people who need to know what the fuck is happening right now.
September 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the internet voices can be so exhausting & do the exact opposite of what they scream about wanting.
there is so much fuckshit happening all at once, so if any of the social media police want to give me a list of what to post about & how to post about it, plz do.
there is so much fuckshit happening all at once, so if any of the social media police want to give me a list of what to post about & how to post about it, plz do.
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Protesters disrupted Trump’s dinner in DC, chanting “Free DC! Free Palestine! Trump is the Hitler of our time!”
This needs to be done nonstop. Keep making their lives hell. Make sure they know they’re despised.
These white supremacist, Christian nationalist, pedophilic fascists must know no peace.
This needs to be done nonstop. Keep making their lives hell. Make sure they know they’re despised.
These white supremacist, Christian nationalist, pedophilic fascists must know no peace.
September 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Protesters disrupted Trump’s dinner in DC, chanting “Free DC! Free Palestine! Trump is the Hitler of our time!”
This needs to be done nonstop. Keep making their lives hell. Make sure they know they’re despised.
These white supremacist, Christian nationalist, pedophilic fascists must know no peace.
This needs to be done nonstop. Keep making their lives hell. Make sure they know they’re despised.
These white supremacist, Christian nationalist, pedophilic fascists must know no peace.
emo cowboy for mcr tonight 🤘
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
emo cowboy for mcr tonight 🤘
sources are saying i was at max’s last night
August 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
sources are saying i was at max’s last night