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i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
just had a client who was basically me if i were a pisces lmao literally down to their little under eye dots
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Hey everyone,

We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.

Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
spending my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i can spend my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i ca
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i love reading a bad poem, somebody wrote that and put it out into the world and its just not good. i love it and im inspired every time
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
renember
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
can i tell my credit card company to stop raising my limit
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i should get back on letterboxd this year
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
feeling careless and fragile
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
this is the ideal bikini situation lets freakin gooooo
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
if y'all give up & dont have it peekin out of yr bikinis by this summer thats fine but u could be livin better, living free
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
im not gonna hate on everyone growing out their bush cuz its trendy, im simply going to appreciate all the full bush and pray that we see more body hair in general thank u yes to more
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM
must be exquisite to be giant clam
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
doing poorly
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
did u know.. it sucks to be sick
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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50 fresh "How to Report ICE" zines folded and ready to deploy in Little Free Libraries around town.

Versions for multiple regions available from @meganpiont.bsky.social

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
(vocalists vocalizing)
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
at least theres a new season of the traitors tonight
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
birthday canceled im sick
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
did my t shot in approx 3 minutes 50 seconds, timed perfectly with edge of midnight (midnight sky remix) [feat stevie nicks] by miley cyrus
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
(attack regardless of target)
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
(fateful rock music)
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
i dont hold grudges!!!!! i let them claw into my heart and brain so they can support themselves without my help
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i dont need lil angel wings yattooed on my shoulder blades!!!! i dont need it!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
FULL MOON NEW YEAR LEMON PIG
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
handsome
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM