not a vampire
@dayla.bsky.social
i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
dont be weird to me
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
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Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
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nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
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so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous
somebody needs to tell all the white guys to stop getting fades. it looks bad
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
somebody needs to tell all the white guys to stop getting fades. it looks bad
this book is so good, i know no one follows me for book recs but i think about this book like every day
Reading SUNDOWN IN SAN OJUELA by my girl @olivasthewriter.bsky.social and boy can she spit. This is how it's done.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
this book is so good, i know no one follows me for book recs but i think about this book like every day
black licorice gumdrop
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
black licorice gumdrop
dill pickle flamin hot crunchy cheetos are a dang good lil hot chip, worth a try
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
dill pickle flamin hot crunchy cheetos are a dang good lil hot chip, worth a try
gonna make a lot of chex mix this year
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
gonna make a lot of chex mix this year
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guy who's always saying "if [fill in the blank] happens, i'll eat my hat." he just wants an excuse to eat a hat. he's fucked up. he's not right
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
guy who's always saying "if [fill in the blank] happens, i'll eat my hat." he just wants an excuse to eat a hat. he's fucked up. he's not right
im gonna be blonde by the end of this week !!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
im gonna be blonde by the end of this week !!!!!
five for fighting, the fray, augustana all on the work radio today cuz its 2005 and im emo
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
five for fighting, the fray, augustana all on the work radio today cuz its 2005 and im emo
fang banger aka vampire groupie
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
fang banger aka vampire groupie
so many ads are like "look at these horrible annoying people who use our product/service. dont u want to be like them??"
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
so many ads are like "look at these horrible annoying people who use our product/service. dont u want to be like them??"
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
every day!!!! on the bus!!!! on the bus every day!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
every day!!!! on the bus!!!! on the bus every day!!!