not a vampire
@dayla.bsky.social
i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
dont be weird to me
black licorice gumdrop
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
black licorice gumdrop
fang banger aka vampire groupie
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
fang banger aka vampire groupie
made some poor choices today as it relates to my body and brain and overall wellbeing BUT i did this hair and im proud
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
made some poor choices today as it relates to my body and brain and overall wellbeing BUT i did this hair and im proud
not my best work but definitely not my worst!!! impossible to tell when its on
October 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
not my best work but definitely not my worst!!! impossible to tell when its on
happy "cross orb-weaver" season to all but especially to this gorgeous mantis who was making a snack out of one
August 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
happy "cross orb-weaver" season to all but especially to this gorgeous mantis who was making a snack out of one
my lip oil is peach flavored & im only telling u cuz im surrounded by cowards too afraid to find out for themselves
August 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
my lip oil is peach flavored & im only telling u cuz im surrounded by cowards too afraid to find out for themselves
kinda crazy i got so much hair now
August 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
kinda crazy i got so much hair now
pop•tarts review: girl scouts frosted thin mints
pretty tasty (eaten frozen, the only way for this one). immediately turned to chocolate dust in the first bite which was alarming but ultimately fine. absolutely unsuitable as a breakfast item but perfect summer night snack 8/10
pretty tasty (eaten frozen, the only way for this one). immediately turned to chocolate dust in the first bite which was alarming but ultimately fine. absolutely unsuitable as a breakfast item but perfect summer night snack 8/10
August 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
pop•tarts review: girl scouts frosted thin mints
pretty tasty (eaten frozen, the only way for this one). immediately turned to chocolate dust in the first bite which was alarming but ultimately fine. absolutely unsuitable as a breakfast item but perfect summer night snack 8/10
pretty tasty (eaten frozen, the only way for this one). immediately turned to chocolate dust in the first bite which was alarming but ultimately fine. absolutely unsuitable as a breakfast item but perfect summer night snack 8/10
goofy cat pic , pov you're me ok i love u all
July 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
goofy cat pic , pov you're me ok i love u all
i did in fact meet and kiss a hottie in this, it finally worked
July 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i did in fact meet and kiss a hottie in this, it finally worked
would u compliment me on my new eyebrow slit and hairstyle if i was your coworker y or n
July 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
would u compliment me on my new eyebrow slit and hairstyle if i was your coworker y or n
happy pride from me, definitely not a vampire
July 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
happy pride from me, definitely not a vampire
gay wrath, gay avarice, gay sloth, gay pride, gay lust, gay envy, gay gluttony
June 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
gay wrath, gay avarice, gay sloth, gay pride, gay lust, gay envy, gay gluttony
pop•tarts review: girl scouts frosted coconut caramel
strangely tastes more banana than coconut?? but somehow still evokes the idea of the famous girl scout cookie. the filling is definitely more like brown sugar. overall a pleasant & tasty pop•tarts 8/10 cuz it did taste "inspired" by the cookie
strangely tastes more banana than coconut?? but somehow still evokes the idea of the famous girl scout cookie. the filling is definitely more like brown sugar. overall a pleasant & tasty pop•tarts 8/10 cuz it did taste "inspired" by the cookie
May 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
pop•tarts review: girl scouts frosted coconut caramel
strangely tastes more banana than coconut?? but somehow still evokes the idea of the famous girl scout cookie. the filling is definitely more like brown sugar. overall a pleasant & tasty pop•tarts 8/10 cuz it did taste "inspired" by the cookie
strangely tastes more banana than coconut?? but somehow still evokes the idea of the famous girl scout cookie. the filling is definitely more like brown sugar. overall a pleasant & tasty pop•tarts 8/10 cuz it did taste "inspired" by the cookie
have u considered... i am very cute and hot
May 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
have u considered... i am very cute and hot
pop•tarts review: frosted strawberry milkshake
these eluded me for almost a year & as u can see, embarrassing sprinkle distribution. icing is nothing to write home about, filling is reminiscent of those strawberry shortcake ice cream bars but doesnt hold a candle to those tbh. it's fine, 6/10
these eluded me for almost a year & as u can see, embarrassing sprinkle distribution. icing is nothing to write home about, filling is reminiscent of those strawberry shortcake ice cream bars but doesnt hold a candle to those tbh. it's fine, 6/10
May 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
pop•tarts review: frosted strawberry milkshake
these eluded me for almost a year & as u can see, embarrassing sprinkle distribution. icing is nothing to write home about, filling is reminiscent of those strawberry shortcake ice cream bars but doesnt hold a candle to those tbh. it's fine, 6/10
these eluded me for almost a year & as u can see, embarrassing sprinkle distribution. icing is nothing to write home about, filling is reminiscent of those strawberry shortcake ice cream bars but doesnt hold a candle to those tbh. it's fine, 6/10
this is growing right outside my front door i want to eat it
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
this is growing right outside my front door i want to eat it
baby bang i wish i knew how to quit u
May 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
baby bang i wish i knew how to quit u
i went on a lil walk and it did help
May 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i went on a lil walk and it did help
a literal actual angel baby
May 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
a literal actual angel baby
the fuck u know about a groutfit
April 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the fuck u know about a groutfit
sky's out thighs out baby
April 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
sky's out thighs out baby