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Littlest Baby
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OOUUUUUUUUGHHHH!
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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Breaking: DHS Reveals the Leader of Antifa
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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To: adam@evehusband.net
From: jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Sun 01/01/-4004bc 01:03:09 a.m.
Subject: apple

you gnona eat that applle? othrwise i will eat. look delciciios
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Every single ad on youtube now is either AI, crypto, or dog cremation services
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Reality show pitch: we send everyone in the Epstein files back to the island with no food and no way of leaving. Whichever one survives the longest wins the grand prize: getting to go to prison for the rest of their life
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
ICE driving around Minneapolis posing for pics at every gas station like a Doom enemy hanging around explosive barrels all day
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I tell ya I get no respect. I got shot in the head like JFK. My wife starts grabbing pieces of my head taking it apart MORE!
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The Nextdoor Magician
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Clicking randomize in GTA til you get this guy and then naming him some dumb shit like Farp Chickley
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Earnest question: know what i mean vern?
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
To all dead guys framed suspiciously right over the main character’s shoulder: we see you back there bro. We know what you’re about to do. Go ahead and get it over with so we can get on with it. What is even your problem. Bitch
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The NBA should do one of these but with Everybody Loves Raymond. #doitwithraymond
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
House of a Thousand Corpses? You know it smelled crazy in there!! I have lost everything that once made me feel loved
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When I was a teenager the next town over was known as being the drug capitol of the whole state. One year they tried to rebrand and put a big welcome sign up that said “City of Hope” and someone spray painted it within 24 hours to say “City of Dope” lol
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Shaniah the Twain shall meet
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Drive thrus absolutely love to have a little leaf tornado in them
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Looked up the symptoms of dehydration and the number one thing listed was “thirst”. Shut the fuck up
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You watch one clip of a Japanese guy playing arc raiders and suddenly twitter thinks you’re one of these guys
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Here’s a joke my 5 year old told me today. You know why they don’t let dogs be in the surgery room at the hospital? Because they’d eat all the bones when you took them out of them
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
1950s crime novelist trying to describe a handsome guy: He had a face only a everybody could love
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM