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She/Her. Stop Gentrifying Puerto Rico 🇵🇷. Bi. BLM. ReuniteThem. Pro Abortion. The US Supreme Court is full of shit.
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For those who care, here's a breakdown of how the bill will affect immigrants of all categories (documented, undocumented, refugees, asylum seekers, migrants).
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Reconciliation Bill - House & Senate Analysis (Immigration Provisions) - NILC
Breakdown of Senate-Passed Draft Reconciliation Legislation Impact on Immigrants This resource now reflects the provisions of the bill as passed on July 1, 2025. The Reconciliation bill presents a...
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⚾"She has the attention span of a head of lettuce.."
🩰"Terrible with instruction.."
🏈"Runs in the wrong goddamn direction every time!!"
🏀"I need her to be less angry on the court- Too many people are limping."
🏐"She's decent, but more about broad strokes than precision.."
😭😭😭
🩰"Terrible with instruction.."
🏈"Runs in the wrong goddamn direction every time!!"
🏀"I need her to be less angry on the court- Too many people are limping."
🏐"She's decent, but more about broad strokes than precision.."
😭😭😭
I knew i was bad at sports when my father put me in Taekwondo
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
⚾"She has the attention span of a head of lettuce.."
🩰"Terrible with instruction.."
🏈"Runs in the wrong goddamn direction every time!!"
🏀"I need her to be less angry on the court- Too many people are limping."
🏐"She's decent, but more about broad strokes than precision.."
😭😭😭
🩰"Terrible with instruction.."
🏈"Runs in the wrong goddamn direction every time!!"
🏀"I need her to be less angry on the court- Too many people are limping."
🏐"She's decent, but more about broad strokes than precision.."
😭😭😭
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If we listen to each others heart ⚡️
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If we listen to each others heart ⚡️
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I have been mostly offline today but it feels like an entire “We Didn’t Start the Fire” worth of news happened while I was gone
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I have been mostly offline today but it feels like an entire “We Didn’t Start the Fire” worth of news happened while I was gone
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This is terrifying for anyone on or applying for Social Security or food stamps. Don't laugh, y'all, this is NOT pointless.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is terrifying for anyone on or applying for Social Security or food stamps. Don't laugh, y'all, this is NOT pointless.
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Snacks: ✅
Muscles massaged: ✅
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Snacks: ✅
Muscles massaged: ✅
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Muscles massaged: ✅
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
Back cracked: ✅
Snacks: In Process
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Friendly reminder ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friendly reminder ☺️
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face with a red lip?????
guess what you finna do????
not pay bills this month
guess what you finna do????
not pay bills this month
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
face with a red lip?????
guess what you finna do????
not pay bills this month
guess what you finna do????
not pay bills this month
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Even the follow up 😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Even the follow up 😂😂
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I think about this Tweet often 😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think about this Tweet often 😂
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You ain’t seen them cook nothing throughout the year you have no reason to believe they gone start being able to cook now
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You ain’t seen them cook nothing throughout the year you have no reason to believe they gone start being able to cook now
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*looks directly at camera*
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*looks directly at camera*
I'm keeping the $10 as Annoyance Tax and blocking if he gets further into clownishness.
in no way do i wanna sound ungrateful but if you go out your way to ask me if you can pay for my lunch and you cash app me $10 you’ll never have to worry about speaking to me again
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm keeping the $10 as Annoyance Tax and blocking if he gets further into clownishness.
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Guys, there’s no excuse for this in 2025. Get your shit together. Sex isn’t a race or checklist. It’s a chance to show off. To express in a physical way the feelings you don’t have words for. Take the time to express yourself fully.
Please stop faking orgasms for these niggas.
Got them thinking they have leverage when they barely have range.
Got them thinking they have leverage when they barely have range.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Guys, there’s no excuse for this in 2025. Get your shit together. Sex isn’t a race or checklist. It’s a chance to show off. To express in a physical way the feelings you don’t have words for. Take the time to express yourself fully.
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Should've kicked him in the dick too
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Should've kicked him in the dick too
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
Half the time we even forgot we had one. Now this orange son of a bitch is occupying every third second of our day. And thanks to the internet, the continuous clown show never stops.
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Half the time we even forgot we had one. Now this orange son of a bitch is occupying every third second of our day. And thanks to the internet, the continuous clown show never stops.
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@teamquimby.bsky.social
How I feel right now
How I feel right now
a cat is sitting in a closet with the words " we 're going to ohio " written above it
Alt: Merv the (Siamese) Cat, is sitting in a closet next to the laundry area of the apartment, with the words " O,, nOt ohi,O,; "written above it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@teamquimby.bsky.social
How I feel right now
How I feel right now
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do you know how ridiculously draining ANY type of nursing program is? whether it’s a traditional 4 yr, 1-2 trade, or an accelerated program? cramming 4 years worth of medical knowledge into max 24 months.
please rid me of this foolishness.
somebody hit his fucking cankles w a scooter!!!
please rid me of this foolishness.
somebody hit his fucking cankles w a scooter!!!
This is because of black men and women attaining degrees in this field and finding much success.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
do you know how ridiculously draining ANY type of nursing program is? whether it’s a traditional 4 yr, 1-2 trade, or an accelerated program? cramming 4 years worth of medical knowledge into max 24 months.
please rid me of this foolishness.
somebody hit his fucking cankles w a scooter!!!
please rid me of this foolishness.
somebody hit his fucking cankles w a scooter!!!