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@surtic.bsky.social
the trans daughter of a lesbian household
a cryptid with alleged cher vibes
many slurs in a trenchcoat
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a cryptid with alleged cher vibes
many slurs in a trenchcoat
🏳️⚧️♀️
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@surtic.bsky.social
· Oct 24
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Hi!
I'm Jess.
I came out as trans in late 2020/early 2021 after bouncing in and out of the clos… Jess dotjpg needs your support for Jess.jpg FFS fund!
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OK. Fuck it. It's time.
I cannot keep going on the way I have been. I cannot keep looking at myself in the mirror with loathing. I no longer just want FFS, but I _need_ it on a way I can't quite describe.
Any help is appreciated.
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I cannot keep going on the way I have been. I cannot keep looking at myself in the mirror with loathing. I no longer just want FFS, but I _need_ it on a way I can't quite describe.
Any help is appreciated.
www.gofundme.com/f/jessjpg-ff...
"America wants to attack another nation after making overtures about chemical weapons? Sure, sounds great! Anyway here's some ID cards and continuing Section 28. :)" - the great ouroboros of Blairite Starmerism.
I'm not even going to check and see if Starmer has been a grovelling Trump apologist about Venezuela because ofcourse he fucking has the absolute embarrassment.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
"America wants to attack another nation after making overtures about chemical weapons? Sure, sounds great! Anyway here's some ID cards and continuing Section 28. :)" - the great ouroboros of Blairite Starmerism.
I'm not even going to check and see if Starmer has been a grovelling Trump apologist about Venezuela because ofcourse he fucking has the absolute embarrassment.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I'm not even going to check and see if Starmer has been a grovelling Trump apologist about Venezuela because ofcourse he fucking has the absolute embarrassment.
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"Boooohooo q_q the Nuremberg trials were so hard we shouldn't have bothered"
"Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison."
Good luck with that. Nice energy though.
Good luck with that. Nice energy though.
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"Boooohooo q_q the Nuremberg trials were so hard we shouldn't have bothered"
Woman ... *checks notes* ...
WEARS SHOES!!!
HOW DARE SHE
WEARS SHOES!!!
HOW DARE SHE
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Woman ... *checks notes* ...
WEARS SHOES!!!
HOW DARE SHE
WEARS SHOES!!!
HOW DARE SHE
I just had the last poo I'll take this quarter century and I thought you should all know that xox
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just had the last poo I'll take this quarter century and I thought you should all know that xox
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Women who speak out against x’s grok declothing women without their consent getting bombarded with the same prompts or jabs like “you’re just mad no one is using ai to make porn if you” I’m actually going to throw up on these freaks
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Women who speak out against x’s grok declothing women without their consent getting bombarded with the same prompts or jabs like “you’re just mad no one is using ai to make porn if you” I’m actually going to throw up on these freaks
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
One of the spikes on this graph was because of me and a friend baiting people on forums
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One of the spikes on this graph was because of me and a friend baiting people on forums
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December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
One of the spikes on this graph was because of me and a friend baiting people on forums
trends.google.com/trends/explo...
One of the spikes on this graph was because of me and a friend baiting people on forums
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i probs wont post later cause i'll be irresponsibly sipping drinks and watching fireworks (myt post a photo) but i hope u all have a good new years eve in whatever way you feel is best for u
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i probs wont post later cause i'll be irresponsibly sipping drinks and watching fireworks (myt post a photo) but i hope u all have a good new years eve in whatever way you feel is best for u
i have a jar of isopods (this is a threat)
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i have a jar of isopods (this is a threat)
I see the American liberals are having a completely normal one again.
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I see the American liberals are having a completely normal one again.
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This is actual ghoul shit
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is actual ghoul shit
Ok but what if I just go no contact with HMRC what then?
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ok but what if I just go no contact with HMRC what then?
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i've become that musician tranny who teaches her girlfriend guitar oh no
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i've become that musician tranny who teaches her girlfriend guitar oh no
Henlo tiny people in my phone!!
I've been putting together a little Discord community of people who play Magic The Gathering to get regular games using Tabletop Simulator!
If you want in please let me know :) everyone is welcome, especially new players!
Obligatory cat picture for visibility.
I've been putting together a little Discord community of people who play Magic The Gathering to get regular games using Tabletop Simulator!
If you want in please let me know :) everyone is welcome, especially new players!
Obligatory cat picture for visibility.
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Henlo tiny people in my phone!!
I've been putting together a little Discord community of people who play Magic The Gathering to get regular games using Tabletop Simulator!
If you want in please let me know :) everyone is welcome, especially new players!
Obligatory cat picture for visibility.
I've been putting together a little Discord community of people who play Magic The Gathering to get regular games using Tabletop Simulator!
If you want in please let me know :) everyone is welcome, especially new players!
Obligatory cat picture for visibility.
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labour did homophobic 'civil partnerships' instead of gay marriage bcos blair let his religion get in the way of smart politics. cameron then completely undercut labour
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
...and this is going to happen again. badenoch is the last of the 'crazy' tories and once she's gone they'll go back to 'moderate is how to win' and they'll push self-id like may did.
@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is setting labour up for failure in the same way blair did with 'civil partnerships'.
@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is setting labour up for failure in the same way blair did with 'civil partnerships'.
What is bonkers is that since the 90s the two most pro-lgbt governments were either Teresa May when she vowed to introduce self id into GRC reform or David Cameron with Liz truss as equality minister saying fuck you to the Tory’s and introducing gay marriage anyway.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
labour did homophobic 'civil partnerships' instead of gay marriage bcos blair let his religion get in the way of smart politics. cameron then completely undercut labour
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
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btw gay marriage was not popular when cameron/clegg legalised it.
self-id is more popular, right now, than gay marriage was when the tories legalised it.
labour's anti-trans policies aren't based on polling or voters they're based on @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and streeting's christian beliefs
self-id is more popular, right now, than gay marriage was when the tories legalised it.
labour's anti-trans policies aren't based on polling or voters they're based on @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and streeting's christian beliefs
labour did homophobic 'civil partnerships' instead of gay marriage bcos blair let his religion get in the way of smart politics. cameron then completely undercut labour
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
streeting and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are pushing transphobia bcos they let their religion get in the way of smart politics
...and this is going to happen again. badenoch is the last of the 'crazy' tories and once she's gone they'll go back to 'moderate is how to win' and they'll push self-id like may did.
@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is setting labour up for failure in the same way blair did with 'civil partnerships'.
@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is setting labour up for failure in the same way blair did with 'civil partnerships'.
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
btw gay marriage was not popular when cameron/clegg legalised it.
self-id is more popular, right now, than gay marriage was when the tories legalised it.
labour's anti-trans policies aren't based on polling or voters they're based on @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and streeting's christian beliefs
self-id is more popular, right now, than gay marriage was when the tories legalised it.
labour's anti-trans policies aren't based on polling or voters they're based on @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and streeting's christian beliefs
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It turns out that if everyone has to spend all their money on rent and electricity they don't have much money left for shopping.
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It turns out that if everyone has to spend all their money on rent and electricity they don't have much money left for shopping.
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Chat remind me to never engage with family again in the month of December. If I consider it please take this as full license to verbally abuse it until I don't. Thank you.
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Chat remind me to never engage with family again in the month of December. If I consider it please take this as full license to verbally abuse it until I don't. Thank you.
kiss an egg on Christmas call that eggsnog
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
kiss an egg on Christmas call that eggsnog
Happy Thursday to all who celebrate x
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Happy Thursday to all who celebrate x
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I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.