I need the @criterionchannl.bsky.social to add a section every month of “Films Leaving Your Library.” The email doesn’t arrive until about two weeks into the month & I’m left scrambling. I’ve already watched two Robert Altman movies today.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I need the @criterionchannl.bsky.social to add a section every month of “Films Leaving Your Library.” The email doesn’t arrive until about two weeks into the month & I’m left scrambling. I’ve already watched two Robert Altman movies today.
Y’all. Two grade school-aged children (and their parents) just moved in upstairs. At first B & I were relieved that they’re girls, but let me tell you, the excited screaming and running around is already off the charts. Clearly we are child-free, assuming girls would be more chill. 🤦♀️
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Y’all. Two grade school-aged children (and their parents) just moved in upstairs. At first B & I were relieved that they’re girls, but let me tell you, the excited screaming and running around is already off the charts. Clearly we are child-free, assuming girls would be more chill. 🤦♀️
I went to Wax Paper in LA because Jenny Slate said a) the sandwiches were bomb, and b) they’re all named after NPR hosts, and I indeed had something of a religious experience with the Terry Gross (turkey on focaccia with a jalapeño/radish slaw, like what the hell is this sorcery).
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m an Ira Glass gal, despite the fact that, outside of a pickle spear, I am vehemently opposed to pickled veg. I can overlook it for this sandwich. 🤤
If you've never seen the show, "the other two" are the siblings of a Justin Bieber style teen pop star who try to coast off his fame. Amazing roles for Molly Shannon and Ken Marino, and in a breakthrough part, Josh Segarra.
I don’t watch the World Series when the Dodgers are playing because it’s too stressful. I just listen for the reactions of my neighbors & check the score when they’re whooping it up.
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don’t watch the World Series when the Dodgers are playing because it’s too stressful. I just listen for the reactions of my neighbors & check the score when they’re whooping it up.
Today I thought a guy taking a selfie was taking a pic of me (it happens often when I’m with Penelope) so I asked if he was & he said “No, do you want me to?” I said “No, which is why I was asking.” He then said “I’m taking a selfie, if that’s okay with you.” I said “It sure is, you fkn asshole!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Today I thought a guy taking a selfie was taking a pic of me (it happens often when I’m with Penelope) so I asked if he was & he said “No, do you want me to?” I said “No, which is why I was asking.” He then said “I’m taking a selfie, if that’s okay with you.” I said “It sure is, you fkn asshole!”
In the movie I’m currently watching a character just said “I haven’t taken a shit in three days” but the subtitles say “I haven’t pooped in three weeks.” 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In the movie I’m currently watching a character just said “I haven’t taken a shit in three days” but the subtitles say “I haven’t pooped in three weeks.” 🤔
Am I the only weirdo who looks up the height of celebrities who are photographed together to see if it’s accurate? If that guy is 6’ & that guy is 6’2” then the latter must be in heels because even tilting his head down he’s at least 4” taller. 🤔
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Am I the only weirdo who looks up the height of celebrities who are photographed together to see if it’s accurate? If that guy is 6’ & that guy is 6’2” then the latter must be in heels because even tilting his head down he’s at least 4” taller. 🤔
Usually stoic Kushner silently panics as Witkoff spills the beans on the Trump regime’s war profiteering in Gaza - they’ve been working on for ‘TWO YEARS’🤔
(But don’t worry, apparently $50 Billion is “not a lot of money”! 💰🙃)
PSA: This slip-up should be a big deal.
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is grotesquely delicious. Look at that fucker squirm.
The #NoKings protest in DTLA officially starts in a few minutes and I can’t wait to see images and video! I’m always at the protest in spirit, if not physically.
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The #NoKings protest in DTLA officially starts in a few minutes and I can’t wait to see images and video! I’m always at the protest in spirit, if not physically.
“People’s reactions will probably guide a lot of the possibilities in front of us, whether it’s more songs or more shows. All three of us are all in for whatever feels right. I just want to see if people are still interested.”
I memorized the really important ones and kept an address book for the rest. These days I only know two numbers, mine & B’s. I text with my mom & sistercousin daily but could only tell you their area codes. I don’t even know my dad’s area code.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I memorized the really important ones and kept an address book for the rest. These days I only know two numbers, mine & B’s. I text with my mom & sistercousin daily but could only tell you their area codes. I don’t even know my dad’s area code.