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If I were a betting man and had to guess which Rep would vote against releasing the Epstein files, I would have just won a bunch of money. I hope Clay Higgins isn't allowed near children.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I keep hearing that there are good people in Texas but where the hell are they and what are they doing to stop this? Why aren't they in the streets? I would hang my head in shame if I were a Texan.
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I went to cancel my Disney Plus subscription and as it turns out, fate had already made that decision for me
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Anyone remember that brief period after Nov 2024 where we just kind of collectively refused to even interact personally with MAGA and they were livid about it? We should probably get back to that. Just refuse to even acknowledge their existence.

If you can't say anything nice, after all
September 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Big sigh. Watch this.

Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?

No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Mainstream media completely ignored the Epstein story"

Here's what NBC news was reporting on just over six years ago:
www.nbcnews.com/video/romney...
Newly-surfaced video offers glimpse into Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein's past relationship
The video from NBC’s archives was shot more than a decade before Epstein served 13 months in a Florida jail for procuring a minor for prostitution.
www.nbcnews.com
July 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If Biden had released the Epstein files, MAGA wouldn't have believed it. They would have jumped to his defense and cried about weaponization of the Justice Department. They don't believe anything a Democrat says.
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Holding Republicans accountable for their words, actions, and inactions without blaming Democrats for it challenge.
January 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Holy shit, Zohran's mom is Mira Nair? That's awesome
June 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Dems are supposed to be magical and save us. Why do they NEED a majority? They should just do what Bern says -pound the bully pulpit, and everything will change. Yelling ALWAYS gets you want you want. I mean, it worked w Mom, didn't it?
June 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Whole lotta leftists on this site having a hard time grasping the importance of having the majority in Congress. Kinda funny because it's affecting everyone's daily lives in a huge way. You'd think they'd notice.
June 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS A DISTRACTION FROM SOMETHING ELSE. WE CAN ALL KEEP MORE THAN ONE THING IN OUR HEADS AT A TIME, OK? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
June 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
As a Seattleite I'd like to say that Trump done fucked up sending ICE agents here but I have to give deference to Philadelphia. Anyone done fucked up going after Philly; they'll straight up shit on your soul and make your children weep regardless of what any Fetterman may say about it. Respect.
June 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"I fully support Gavin Newsom and his righteous fight against Donald Trump"

Is it really that hard to say?

What is wrong with the people who feel the need to qualify that statement by letting us all know how much more "left" than Newsom they are? Now's not the time for that bullshit.
June 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I am superior to Gavin Newsom and anyone else who doesn't fit my exact thoughts but I am glad he's standing up to Trump"

Is it really that hard to show solidarity without every leftist feeling the need to show that they are the leftist of the left?

No need to qualify your support, just pitch in.
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I'll never forgive those who attacked me for picking a side in 2024, because "both sides were equally bad."

This mentality brought authoritarianism to America.
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If there's an afterlife, I hope Brian's pooping along okay
June 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
RIP to a legend, and a reminder that Mike Love is a despicable piece of shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA61...
Brian Wilson doesn't like Mike Love... at all
YouTube video by Ranger John 'Vicky' Johnson
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM