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some kind of lady, absolutely intolerable
We have you on record expressing elation at your teacher being dead. You and your friends openly admitted to barbecuing her head. I won't sugarcoat this, it's not looking good for you, but we can make things a little easier if you just tell us. What happened to her body?
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We have you on record expressing elation at your teacher being dead. You and your friends openly admitted to barbecuing her head. I won't sugarcoat this, it's not looking good for you, but we can make things a little easier if you just tell us. What happened to her body?
Another day of waking up and putting on a smile and running headfirst into a brick wall
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Another day of waking up and putting on a smile and running headfirst into a brick wall
ouuuu im so sick ouu ouuu i think i hauve transgnender it fuckin huwwts
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ouuuu im so sick ouu ouuu i think i hauve transgnender it fuckin huwwts
thinkgen about woke 2.0
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
thinkgen about woke 2.0
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Getting the Maersk FFS
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Getting the Maersk FFS
Becoming a horse girl (eating two apples in one day)
August 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Becoming a horse girl (eating two apples in one day)
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The Hogan tape should be in the Library of Congress for anybody to view just based on how it shaped media and politics.
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Hogan tape should be in the Library of Congress for anybody to view just based on how it shaped media and politics.
No one tells you when you transition that every local girl who comes out after you is gonna send you unsolicited pictures of their chests hollering about filling out t-shirts or whatever, I literally did not ask for this
July 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
No one tells you when you transition that every local girl who comes out after you is gonna send you unsolicited pictures of their chests hollering about filling out t-shirts or whatever, I literally did not ask for this
The Cigarette Shame Index has never been higher
June 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Cigarette Shame Index has never been higher
Inventing a text based rpg that somehow has tank controls
June 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Inventing a text based rpg that somehow has tank controls
Of course it takes two to tango, but it’s really crazymaking to think about how fucked up everything is in part because democrats are by and large greedy narcissists who have no idea when it’s appropriate to just hang it up and pick up fishing or something
June 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of course it takes two to tango, but it’s really crazymaking to think about how fucked up everything is in part because democrats are by and large greedy narcissists who have no idea when it’s appropriate to just hang it up and pick up fishing or something
Just imagined something awful. A discord server with a channel named # religion-and-spirituality
June 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just imagined something awful. A discord server with a channel named # religion-and-spirituality
Welp
Trying very, very, very, very, very hard not to smoke right now
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Welp
I snapped a picture of my hairdresser’s dryer earlier thinking “hey, Dyson, now there’s a brand you can set your watch to” and am just now getting around to pricing them, and when I say “lol” and “lmao”
June 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I snapped a picture of my hairdresser’s dryer earlier thinking “hey, Dyson, now there’s a brand you can set your watch to” and am just now getting around to pricing them, and when I say “lol” and “lmao”
Trying very, very, very, very, very hard not to smoke right now
June 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trying very, very, very, very, very hard not to smoke right now
What a fucking fool I was for feeling even a shred of hope about things in November when I learned that a trans woman was elected to congress. What an absolute joke that has turned out to be. @mcbride.house.gov you are a walking shame. You are worse than an empty seat.
June 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What a fucking fool I was for feeling even a shred of hope about things in November when I learned that a trans woman was elected to congress. What an absolute joke that has turned out to be. @mcbride.house.gov you are a walking shame. You are worse than an empty seat.
Genuinely miss not having immediate access to everything all the time
June 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Genuinely miss not having immediate access to everything all the time
Exhibiting pick-me behavior (reading in a bar)
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Exhibiting pick-me behavior (reading in a bar)
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Reminds me of when people would call my grandfather stoic because he didn’t talk much, they ignored the part where when he did he said something idiotic. He wasn’t some silent thinker, he was watching tv
June 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reminds me of when people would call my grandfather stoic because he didn’t talk much, they ignored the part where when he did he said something idiotic. He wasn’t some silent thinker, he was watching tv
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(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
June 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
Sad and gay and frustrated and scared and also just yknow waiting for Monday so I can clock in and do a bunch of work I don’t care about
June 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sad and gay and frustrated and scared and also just yknow waiting for Monday so I can clock in and do a bunch of work I don’t care about
Still early on in the summer, wonder how hot it’s gonna get
June 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Still early on in the summer, wonder how hot it’s gonna get