Jak
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now my brain is just giving me an Arthur Special Episode but with Hazbin Hotel characters and I want death
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
now my brain is just giving me an Arthur Special Episode but with Hazbin Hotel characters and I want death
this is about Alastor - and I almost guarantee you whatever scene is going to be about his sexuality isn't going to be some grand explainer about asexuality as a spectrum, it's going to serve the story and character not the viewer, and people are going to get upset because of their own expectations
Girl you should have just not said anything like you've vowed to do because all this speculating you've just created? Half of them want something that wouldn't make any fucking sense and would cause the story to have to stop in its tracks for a fucking after school special about it.
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
this is about Alastor - and I almost guarantee you whatever scene is going to be about his sexuality isn't going to be some grand explainer about asexuality as a spectrum, it's going to serve the story and character not the viewer, and people are going to get upset because of their own expectations
Girl you should have just not said anything like you've vowed to do because all this speculating you've just created? Half of them want something that wouldn't make any fucking sense and would cause the story to have to stop in its tracks for a fucking after school special about it.
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Girl you should have just not said anything like you've vowed to do because all this speculating you've just created? Half of them want something that wouldn't make any fucking sense and would cause the story to have to stop in its tracks for a fucking after school special about it.
personally I think people should start buying those Aztec death whistles and using them on ICE
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
personally I think people should start buying those Aztec death whistles and using them on ICE
'I watched Lucifer Valentine's movies so you don't have to'
oh you sweet summer child
oh you sweet summer child
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 AM
'I watched Lucifer Valentine's movies so you don't have to'
oh you sweet summer child
oh you sweet summer child
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
those Nuremburg trial fantasies everyone is having right now are just fantasies
that's not going to happen, and honestly most of these people are going to get away with this scott free and you're going to be forced to accept it
dems will say we need to turn over a new leaf or some lame shit
that's not going to happen, and honestly most of these people are going to get away with this scott free and you're going to be forced to accept it
dems will say we need to turn over a new leaf or some lame shit
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
those Nuremburg trial fantasies everyone is having right now are just fantasies
that's not going to happen, and honestly most of these people are going to get away with this scott free and you're going to be forced to accept it
dems will say we need to turn over a new leaf or some lame shit
that's not going to happen, and honestly most of these people are going to get away with this scott free and you're going to be forced to accept it
dems will say we need to turn over a new leaf or some lame shit
the FOP for MN just backed the ICE agents Tim
your own police refuse to help Tim
words mean fucking nothing Tim
DO SOMETHING ACTIONABLE TIM
democrats constant head in the sand bullshit over and over and over and over 'calm calm calm'
yeah well while people are being shot that's kinda hard
your own police refuse to help Tim
words mean fucking nothing Tim
DO SOMETHING ACTIONABLE TIM
democrats constant head in the sand bullshit over and over and over and over 'calm calm calm'
yeah well while people are being shot that's kinda hard
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
the FOP for MN just backed the ICE agents Tim
your own police refuse to help Tim
words mean fucking nothing Tim
DO SOMETHING ACTIONABLE TIM
democrats constant head in the sand bullshit over and over and over and over 'calm calm calm'
yeah well while people are being shot that's kinda hard
your own police refuse to help Tim
words mean fucking nothing Tim
DO SOMETHING ACTIONABLE TIM
democrats constant head in the sand bullshit over and over and over and over 'calm calm calm'
yeah well while people are being shot that's kinda hard
project 2025 is around 50% complete and banked on the democrats and republicans who don't agree with it being too cowardly and tied up in their own quests for power/influence to actually try to stop any of it
and they were right
they're all cowards and we pay the price
and they were right
they're all cowards and we pay the price
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
project 2025 is around 50% complete and banked on the democrats and republicans who don't agree with it being too cowardly and tied up in their own quests for power/influence to actually try to stop any of it
and they were right
they're all cowards and we pay the price
and they were right
they're all cowards and we pay the price
Drawn Together is a show that gives a really visceral reaction if someone brings it up.
Was it offensive? Oh fuck yeah.
Was it THAT offensive? Yes, but also very much no.
You can't complain if someone finds it upsetting though. Liking the show isn't a sin, but hating it is also totally fair.
Was it offensive? Oh fuck yeah.
Was it THAT offensive? Yes, but also very much no.
You can't complain if someone finds it upsetting though. Liking the show isn't a sin, but hating it is also totally fair.
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Drawn Together is a show that gives a really visceral reaction if someone brings it up.
Was it offensive? Oh fuck yeah.
Was it THAT offensive? Yes, but also very much no.
You can't complain if someone finds it upsetting though. Liking the show isn't a sin, but hating it is also totally fair.
Was it offensive? Oh fuck yeah.
Was it THAT offensive? Yes, but also very much no.
You can't complain if someone finds it upsetting though. Liking the show isn't a sin, but hating it is also totally fair.
the entirety of the internet has become such an all encompassing cognitohazard that I would absolutely posit this with my full chest:
If you were around for the web 1.0 wild west, you're not stronger than people online now. You're just farther along.
saying this as someone who was.. yeah..
If you were around for the web 1.0 wild west, you're not stronger than people online now. You're just farther along.
saying this as someone who was.. yeah..
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
the entirety of the internet has become such an all encompassing cognitohazard that I would absolutely posit this with my full chest:
If you were around for the web 1.0 wild west, you're not stronger than people online now. You're just farther along.
saying this as someone who was.. yeah..
If you were around for the web 1.0 wild west, you're not stronger than people online now. You're just farther along.
saying this as someone who was.. yeah..
the inability of people on the internet to see someone express a GENERAL opinion and stay in their damn lane/not get all pissy and take it personally probably already has been studied
but we could study it more tbh
but we could study it more tbh
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the inability of people on the internet to see someone express a GENERAL opinion and stay in their damn lane/not get all pissy and take it personally probably already has been studied
but we could study it more tbh
but we could study it more tbh
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there
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the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
IF YOU'RE A FETISH ARTIST AND YOU DON'T TAG YOUR FUCKING ART I HOPE YOU LOSE YOU FUCKING ABILITY TO CREATE ENTIRELY
not because the art bothers me but because y'all have absolutely NO manners AT ALL holy shit
tag your fucking porn you absolute dipshits
not because the art bothers me but because y'all have absolutely NO manners AT ALL holy shit
tag your fucking porn you absolute dipshits
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
IF YOU'RE A FETISH ARTIST AND YOU DON'T TAG YOUR FUCKING ART I HOPE YOU LOSE YOU FUCKING ABILITY TO CREATE ENTIRELY
not because the art bothers me but because y'all have absolutely NO manners AT ALL holy shit
tag your fucking porn you absolute dipshits
not because the art bothers me but because y'all have absolutely NO manners AT ALL holy shit
tag your fucking porn you absolute dipshits
do in fact have the Alastor one, can confirm extremely good blankets go get 'em
Last units in the LIMITED EDITION OUTLET
Some Hazbin blankets are also on a HUGE SALE because I need to clear space hehe 🧸
Very limited stock, only while supplies last!
www.alexaelartworks.com/products/hel...
Some Hazbin blankets are also on a HUGE SALE because I need to clear space hehe 🧸
Very limited stock, only while supplies last!
www.alexaelartworks.com/products/hel...
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
do in fact have the Alastor one, can confirm extremely good blankets go get 'em
getting a random Chargeman Ken video in my yt recs wasn't on the list but I'll take it
listening to someone have a slow existential crisis because of that show was far more entertaining than I'd expected tbh
I looooove when other people find stuff that is wildly awful/badly made. SUFFER WITH ME.
listening to someone have a slow existential crisis because of that show was far more entertaining than I'd expected tbh
I looooove when other people find stuff that is wildly awful/badly made. SUFFER WITH ME.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
getting a random Chargeman Ken video in my yt recs wasn't on the list but I'll take it
listening to someone have a slow existential crisis because of that show was far more entertaining than I'd expected tbh
I looooove when other people find stuff that is wildly awful/badly made. SUFFER WITH ME.
listening to someone have a slow existential crisis because of that show was far more entertaining than I'd expected tbh
I looooove when other people find stuff that is wildly awful/badly made. SUFFER WITH ME.
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January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
youtube recommending me a playlist called 'sounds of Asia' and the preview image is Kairi from the KH3 DLC because the first song is Face My Fears... which was produced by Skrillex and sung by Utada Hikaru if I'm remembering correctly
like you're not *technically* wrong I GUESS but also what
like you're not *technically* wrong I GUESS but also what
sora from the video game kingdom hearts stands in front of a building
ALT: sora from the video game kingdom hearts stands in front of a building
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
youtube recommending me a playlist called 'sounds of Asia' and the preview image is Kairi from the KH3 DLC because the first song is Face My Fears... which was produced by Skrillex and sung by Utada Hikaru if I'm remembering correctly
like you're not *technically* wrong I GUESS but also what
like you're not *technically* wrong I GUESS but also what
what a fun glitch to suddenly have mod privileges while not being a mod in a stream with 40k active viewers
bruh the mods and I hope it was a visual glitch but why the fuck did I have mod powers in Hasan's stream for like five minutes
I wasn't modded, twitch just gave me the mod commands
bruh the mods and I hope it was a visual glitch but why the fuck did I have mod powers in Hasan's stream for like five minutes
I wasn't modded, twitch just gave me the mod commands
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
what a fun glitch to suddenly have mod privileges while not being a mod in a stream with 40k active viewers
bruh the mods and I hope it was a visual glitch but why the fuck did I have mod powers in Hasan's stream for like five minutes
I wasn't modded, twitch just gave me the mod commands
bruh the mods and I hope it was a visual glitch but why the fuck did I have mod powers in Hasan's stream for like five minutes
I wasn't modded, twitch just gave me the mod commands
before you make fun of the FFX laugh remember that James Arnold Taylor has other voice roles
like Wooldorf in Drawn Together and Jack Sparrow in KH2 lmfao
like Wooldorf in Drawn Together and Jack Sparrow in KH2 lmfao
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
before you make fun of the FFX laugh remember that James Arnold Taylor has other voice roles
like Wooldorf in Drawn Together and Jack Sparrow in KH2 lmfao
like Wooldorf in Drawn Together and Jack Sparrow in KH2 lmfao
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January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
tonight at 11pm EST I'll be streaming I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream while also yelling about how Harlan Ellison was one of the most interesting people I've ever read about.
www.twitch.tv/subr1den
www.twitch.tv/subr1den
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
tonight at 11pm EST I'll be streaming I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream while also yelling about how Harlan Ellison was one of the most interesting people I've ever read about.
www.twitch.tv/subr1den
www.twitch.tv/subr1den