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Jak
@subriden.bsky.social
✨Not A Role Model✨lvl 37✨he/him✨Cosplayer✨Oldtaku✨ ✨ https://subriden.carrd.co/
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the name subriden comes the word subrident, which translates to 'smiling' or 'wearing a smile' in latin

is it any surprise I like Alastor lmao

(it's also a name I stole with permission from my friend @frogtax.bsky.social that he used for an OC we both hold dear, but yanno)
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"Your dream is almost here, Vincent!"
#HazbinHotelVox #voxcest
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Madly powerful*

*terms and conditions apply
#radioapple #hazbinhotels2
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Hot girls love

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
saw some people on here talking about biker gangs and how they have a history of being community members

yeah like the fucking yakuza

I grew up in that shit, no. Don't go trusting a biker gang unless you know what the patches on their vests MEAN okay.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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These little bratz spent 5 minutes gossiping at the hairdressers, and now bobs are cool?! 😍
Secret friends! 💖
Secret friends! 💖
Secret friends!!! 💖
#Alastor #Velvette #Bratz #OneOfTheGirls #HazbinHotelSpoilers #HazbinHotelS2
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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im coping

#radioapple
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Sorry, y'all, I can't write right now, i can't focus until the season is completely out, but rest assured, I am still sitting right here. #hazbinhotelspoilers #radioapple
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Lucifer: unable to kill sinners, an endless power conduit, in need of a stand in wife/executioner, whimsical

Alastor: only sinner able to permanently erase Overlords, wife material, seeking an endless power supply so he can keep having his "fun." Also whimsical.

Y'all see it, right. #radioapple
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Okay, this is how ep 7 will go. Definitely trust me this time.

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #RadioApple
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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😏
Viv thank you for making Vox terrible I hope you give him a gun
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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sweet mother of resist lib fuck, people are actually out here retconning the Dems caving in the senate as a 10D chess move to get Epstein to happen.

this was ALWAYS going to happen. the house couldn't do anything without swearing her in, which activates this trap card.

good lord.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
holy shit what happened to penny arcade's artstyle

to each their own but holy FUCK

why does it look like a new yorker comic aborted a baby with archie
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just going to point out that for all they treat Angel like shit neither Valentino nor Velvette looks happy about what is going on with him right now

it also doesn't seem like Valentino likes that Angel is being used in this way, for some reason it looks like it sits wrong with him very viscerally
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I would be interested to see if the theory that Alastor will end up an enforcer for Lucifer shakes out to have any merit in the actual story.

It's an interesting avenue for how Al's character arc could complete.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I can't believe all those pedophiles had such bad opsec...

I mean I can, but they didn't even TRY
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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They’re calling it the quickest we’re so back it’s so over we’re so back cycle in history
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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MY DEAR NIFFTY AWWWWWW 😭💞
SIR??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
'I can tell when someone has bad intentions the moment I meet them'

no you can't

you cannot judge someone's intentions purely from the first moment of interaction

you can get bad vibes, but that's it

you just want to have a special super power

you're not an empath you're annoying
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM