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I put ITYSL memes on @ITYSLmemes.com

Here it’s mostly rum and cocktails.
I made this daily word game a while back:
word-worms.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Steve talks about Dry January and everyone’s all supportive and encouraging, but as soon as I mention Wet Feb it’s all “that’s gross” and “please stop saying that” and “stay away from my kids.”
January 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Furries
July 2, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon.
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Apocalypse At Your Earliest Convenience
November 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Jean Valjean // Jort Valjort
November 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Just put the Bluesky app where the Twitter app used to be on your Home Screen and let muscle memory take over.
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Mai Tai
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Negroni cocktail alignment chart 🍸🍹🥃
April 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Barrel-aged rum negroni after 10 days. It kinda just tastes like a slightly milder negroni. Gonna keep it in there another week at least. 🥂
March 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I aged some Wray and Nephew for 4 weeks in a new charred oak mini barrel. Just drained it and put the final product in the vintage grenadine bottle after. It got so much color added from the barrel, and it went from super funky unaged to super oaky and spicy.

Next up will be a mai tai with it.
February 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
back in daiq
February 11, 2024 at 12:20 AM
back to Mai Tai mode
October 20, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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September 29, 2023 at 8:45 PM
September 29, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Flying my Thin Parrothead Line flag at half mast for the next week.
September 3, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Board Shorts
August 14, 2023 at 10:22 PM
ACAB includes anyone who flips over when going down that tube slide
August 4, 2023 at 1:50 PM
lmao
August 4, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Karaoke, except instead of volunteering and picking the specific song and doing it on stage, the week before you go to karaoke someone just secretly records you singing along to a song when you think nobody’s around and then at the karaoke bar they show the video to everyone.
July 27, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Obama as a clarified piña colada milk punch: Umm let me be clear
July 24, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I did everything right and they indicted me (several times)
July 18, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Back to tiki/rumposting, via a visit to Three Dots and a Dash.

- IDLE HANDS (Banana Clarified Barbados & Jamaican Rums, Super Banana Cordial, Lime 2.0)
- POBLANO ESCOBAR (Blanco Tequila, Mezcal, Poblano Pepper, Lime, Pineapple)
July 15, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Pedro Pascal’s Wager
July 12, 2023 at 8:14 PM