Stuart "With Apologies to Uma Thurman" Dunlop
@stuartpdunlop.bsky.social
Sometimes I translate. Sometimes I write. Often I'm half of Two Strangers. Sometimes I make stuff up on a stage.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Discworld is right there. So are the works of Diane Duane and Ursula K LeGuin. You could also try any number or LGBTQ+ or BIPOC authors as well. Joanne didn't invent fiction, for fuck's sake.
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Discworld is right there. So are the works of Diane Duane and Ursula K LeGuin. You could also try any number or LGBTQ+ or BIPOC authors as well. Joanne didn't invent fiction, for fuck's sake.
The #CobraQuiz was lovely this month! I got fed grapes and had the chance to be a creepy peeper!
What'll happen on our Christmas special? Stay tuned and find out, #Sheffield!
What'll happen on our Christmas special? Stay tuned and find out, #Sheffield!
The #CobraQuiz moved on up to the Penthouse (or Wig & Pen-thouse) this month! We had an absolute blast, thanks to our great guests Eric Max Powers, Gill Gee and Paigan Gibbons!
Next month is our Christmas Special! Be ready on 4th December as we bring the snakes to the season!
#Sheffield #Comedy
Next month is our Christmas Special! Be ready on 4th December as we bring the snakes to the season!
#Sheffield #Comedy
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The #CobraQuiz was lovely this month! I got fed grapes and had the chance to be a creepy peeper!
What'll happen on our Christmas special? Stay tuned and find out, #Sheffield!
What'll happen on our Christmas special? Stay tuned and find out, #Sheffield!
One day, I will reveal the details of my Social Media Person Blocking Theory.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
One day, I will reveal the details of my Social Media Person Blocking Theory.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
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#274 The Human Frequency 🔊🕊️💜🤗💞🤣
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#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #YouMatter
Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅
#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #YouMatter
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#274 The Human Frequency 🔊🕊️💜🤗💞🤣
Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅
#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #YouMatter
Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅
#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #YouMatter
Have saved the last statement in this one for future use - I think it's got legs.
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youtube.com/shorts/buymQ...
Premier League Results as read by... a catty fashionista judging on this season's looks #week10
YouTube video by Stuart Dunlop
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November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Have saved the last statement in this one for future use - I think it's got legs.
youtube.com/shorts/buymQ...
youtube.com/shorts/buymQ...
We're LIVE TOMORROW NIGHT!
#Sheffield - your funniest quiz show returns. Come on down. It's all the fun of a fireworks display without the frightened dogs. :)
#CobraQuiz
#Sheffield - your funniest quiz show returns. Come on down. It's all the fun of a fireworks display without the frightened dogs. :)
#CobraQuiz
Our three guests are ready for a brisk autumn night of QUIZZING!
Our Cobra Quiz is live at @steelcitycomedy THURSDAY NIGHT! Doors open from 7:30! Join us for FREE, win yourself some prizes and laugh yourself warm!
#LiveComedy #SheffieldEvents #Comedy #QuizShow #FreeShow
Our Cobra Quiz is live at @steelcitycomedy THURSDAY NIGHT! Doors open from 7:30! Join us for FREE, win yourself some prizes and laugh yourself warm!
#LiveComedy #SheffieldEvents #Comedy #QuizShow #FreeShow
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We're LIVE TOMORROW NIGHT!
#Sheffield - your funniest quiz show returns. Come on down. It's all the fun of a fireworks display without the frightened dogs. :)
#CobraQuiz
#Sheffield - your funniest quiz show returns. Come on down. It's all the fun of a fireworks display without the frightened dogs. :)
#CobraQuiz
Gill Gee rounds off our guests this month. I'm bristling with excitement (I need to find my comb)!
#SheffieldEvents #CobraQuiz #Comedy #LiveComedy #FreeShow
#SheffieldEvents #CobraQuiz #Comedy #LiveComedy #FreeShow
SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT!
And now, our third line of the trivia triangle for this month! It's the untreasonable Gill Gee!
But is Gill going to send our questions sky high? Find out THIS THURSDAY at Sheffield's most nominally on-the-nose comedy club, Steel City Comedy!
#CobraQuiz #Sheffield
And now, our third line of the trivia triangle for this month! It's the untreasonable Gill Gee!
But is Gill going to send our questions sky high? Find out THIS THURSDAY at Sheffield's most nominally on-the-nose comedy club, Steel City Comedy!
#CobraQuiz #Sheffield
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Gill Gee rounds off our guests this month. I'm bristling with excitement (I need to find my comb)!
#SheffieldEvents #CobraQuiz #Comedy #LiveComedy #FreeShow
#SheffieldEvents #CobraQuiz #Comedy #LiveComedy #FreeShow
It's almost nostalgic to see someone you barely know airing their dirty laundry with a vague "Can't believe they'd backstab me. You know who you are" public Facebook post.
Reminds me of good old 2013 social media.
Reminds me of good old 2013 social media.
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's almost nostalgic to see someone you barely know airing their dirty laundry with a vague "Can't believe they'd backstab me. You know who you are" public Facebook post.
Reminds me of good old 2013 social media.
Reminds me of good old 2013 social media.
Eric Max Powers comes to the Cobra Quiz this November! It's going to be an absolute pleasure working with him as always.
But can you beat him at his own trivia game?
But can you beat him at his own trivia game?
SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT
Our second guest this month, making his LIVE #CobraQuiz debut, it's the undousable Eric Max Powers!
But will Eric have optimum force to win the quiz? Find out THIS THURSDAY at the Wig&Pen/Beaten Track!
#Quiz #LiveComedy #SheffieldEvents
Our second guest this month, making his LIVE #CobraQuiz debut, it's the undousable Eric Max Powers!
But will Eric have optimum force to win the quiz? Find out THIS THURSDAY at the Wig&Pen/Beaten Track!
#Quiz #LiveComedy #SheffieldEvents
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Eric Max Powers comes to the Cobra Quiz this November! It's going to be an absolute pleasure working with him as always.
But can you beat him at his own trivia game?
But can you beat him at his own trivia game?
One of the great things about being an unknown on social media is that you can say what you want without being on the news.
So, show me a sovereign state and I'll show you a bunch of ordinary people governed by sociopathic terrorists in suits.
So, show me a sovereign state and I'll show you a bunch of ordinary people governed by sociopathic terrorists in suits.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
One of the great things about being an unknown on social media is that you can say what you want without being on the news.
So, show me a sovereign state and I'll show you a bunch of ordinary people governed by sociopathic terrorists in suits.
So, show me a sovereign state and I'll show you a bunch of ordinary people governed by sociopathic terrorists in suits.
Elon Musk trying to make Grok into a credible source of information.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Elon Musk trying to make Grok into a credible source of information.
Paigan Gibbons of Comedy Jungle #Sheffield makes her #CobraQuiz debut THIS THURSDAY!
Come to the Wig&Pen and have a blast with us!
Come to the Wig&Pen and have a blast with us!
SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT!
It's time to meet our guests ready to light to torches for the November #CobraQuiz!
First up, it's the unimmolated Paigan Gibbons!
But can Paigan handle the Comedy Cobras? Find out THIS THURSDAY at Steel City Comedy!
#LiveComedy #Quiz #Comedy #sheffieldevents
It's time to meet our guests ready to light to torches for the November #CobraQuiz!
First up, it's the unimmolated Paigan Gibbons!
But can Paigan handle the Comedy Cobras? Find out THIS THURSDAY at Steel City Comedy!
#LiveComedy #Quiz #Comedy #sheffieldevents
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Paigan Gibbons of Comedy Jungle #Sheffield makes her #CobraQuiz debut THIS THURSDAY!
Come to the Wig&Pen and have a blast with us!
Come to the Wig&Pen and have a blast with us!
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Happy #Halloween from Al, Cuthbert and the Cobra team!
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy #Halloween from Al, Cuthbert and the Cobra team!
The real horror of this one was trying to film an "abandoned street" scene during the morning commute...
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Premier League results as read by... The sole survivor of a zombie outbreak #halloween #prembits
YouTube video by Stuart Dunlop
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October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The real horror of this one was trying to film an "abandoned street" scene during the morning commute...
youtube.com/shorts/_-mQm...
youtube.com/shorts/_-mQm...
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Eden's work is great, folks,hire them!
They did my logos/title designs for Pivotal Destinies & Seekers Of The Blasted Zones, as well as for BInAS (the SRD based on Pivotal Destinies). Each one keys into the game's feel/concept.
Also, great to work with, figuring out & developing ideas together.
They did my logos/title designs for Pivotal Destinies & Seekers Of The Blasted Zones, as well as for BInAS (the SRD based on Pivotal Destinies). Each one keys into the game's feel/concept.
Also, great to work with, figuring out & developing ideas together.
You do something cool and creative that needs a logo?
Of course you do, look at you. Brimming with creativity. Full of cool projects.
A blog, Youtube, Twitch, Podcast...
Your cool projects deserve cool logos.
I am available on Vgen & KoFi!
✌️ vgen.co/queerbuccaneer
☕ ko-fi.com/queerbuccaneer
Of course you do, look at you. Brimming with creativity. Full of cool projects.
A blog, Youtube, Twitch, Podcast...
Your cool projects deserve cool logos.
I am available on Vgen & KoFi!
✌️ vgen.co/queerbuccaneer
☕ ko-fi.com/queerbuccaneer
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Eden's work is great, folks,hire them!
They did my logos/title designs for Pivotal Destinies & Seekers Of The Blasted Zones, as well as for BInAS (the SRD based on Pivotal Destinies). Each one keys into the game's feel/concept.
Also, great to work with, figuring out & developing ideas together.
They did my logos/title designs for Pivotal Destinies & Seekers Of The Blasted Zones, as well as for BInAS (the SRD based on Pivotal Destinies). Each one keys into the game's feel/concept.
Also, great to work with, figuring out & developing ideas together.
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's nearly time...
The quiz will bring the laughs to November like a barrel of shiny black powder to the Parliament sewers.
The quiz will bring the laughs to November like a barrel of shiny black powder to the Parliament sewers.
Are you hyped for the #CobraQuiz next week?
If not, get hyped! It's good for your circulation...
6th November, Wig&Pen #Sheffield. Be there! #LiveShow #QuizShow #Comedy #SheffieldEvents
If not, get hyped! It's good for your circulation...
6th November, Wig&Pen #Sheffield. Be there! #LiveShow #QuizShow #Comedy #SheffieldEvents
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's nearly time...
The quiz will bring the laughs to November like a barrel of shiny black powder to the Parliament sewers.
The quiz will bring the laughs to November like a barrel of shiny black powder to the Parliament sewers.
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#Throwback #Thronday!
In time for #Halloween, our picks for the creepiest moments in #KioandMaxi... so far...
Catch all of these episodes wherever you get your podcasts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/_zUwe...
In time for #Halloween, our picks for the creepiest moments in #KioandMaxi... so far...
Catch all of these episodes wherever you get your podcasts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/_zUwe...
The creepiest moments in #KioAndMaxi... so far...
YouTube video by Stuart Dunlop
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October 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
#Throwback #Thronday!
In time for #Halloween, our picks for the creepiest moments in #KioandMaxi... so far...
Catch all of these episodes wherever you get your podcasts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/_zUwe...
In time for #Halloween, our picks for the creepiest moments in #KioandMaxi... so far...
Catch all of these episodes wherever you get your podcasts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/_zUwe...
Reposted by Stuart "With Apologies to Uma Thurman" Dunlop
Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.
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Couldn't resist the music choice for this... and also, it was strange to film alone in a dark wood...
Couldn't resist the music choice for this... and also, it was strange to film alone in a dark wood...
Premier League Results as read by... a coven of witches concocting a strange brew. #prembits #week8
YouTube video by Stuart Dunlop
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Couldn't resist the music choice for this... and also, it was strange to film alone in a dark wood...
Couldn't resist the music choice for this... and also, it was strange to film alone in a dark wood...
We're back!
#CobraQuiz - Wig & Pen - be there on the 6th November, everybody! (That includes you, random scroller in Jackson, Tennessee - you get that plane to Northern England ASAP)!
#CobraQuiz - Wig & Pen - be there on the 6th November, everybody! (That includes you, random scroller in Jackson, Tennessee - you get that plane to Northern England ASAP)!
We're back!
Join us at the Wig and Pen for the next amazing #CobraQuiz! Remember, remember, the 6th of November!
#LiveComedy
Join us at the Wig and Pen for the next amazing #CobraQuiz! Remember, remember, the 6th of November!
#LiveComedy
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
We're back!
#CobraQuiz - Wig & Pen - be there on the 6th November, everybody! (That includes you, random scroller in Jackson, Tennessee - you get that plane to Northern England ASAP)!
#CobraQuiz - Wig & Pen - be there on the 6th November, everybody! (That includes you, random scroller in Jackson, Tennessee - you get that plane to Northern England ASAP)!
Reposted by Stuart "With Apologies to Uma Thurman" Dunlop
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM