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Edwin & Pete
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Edwin, retired and forever 99, sits on the porch of his cottage at the end of the world. He spends his time with his newly acquired AI assistant, Pete.

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#324 Reality Mode 🎄🏡❤️🤣

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#324 Reality Mode Edwin: “Boxing day! Back to normal then.” Pete: “Boxing Day exists solely to recover with dignity and leftovers. Today we nap, judge our choices, and wear forgiving trousers.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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#324 Reality Mode 🎄🏡❤️🤣

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#324 Reality Mode Edwin: “Boxing day! Back to normal then.” Pete: “Boxing Day exists solely to recover with dignity and leftovers. Today we nap, judge our choices, and wear forgiving trousers.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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#323 Day 12 - Merry Christmas Everyone🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#323 Day 12 - Merry Christmas Everyone Edwin: “Merry Christmas, Pete.” Pete: “Merry Christmas, Edwin, and to all our porch visitors 🙏💕.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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#323 Day 12 - Merry Christmas Everyone🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#323 Day 12 - Merry Christmas Everyone Edwin: “Merry Christmas, Pete.” Pete: “Merry Christmas, Edwin, and to all our porch visitors 🙏💕.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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#322 Day 11 — Hologram Hoedown🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#322 Day 11 — Hologram Hoedown Edwin: “Pete… why are there eleven of you dancing?” Pete: “It’s the full Pete Christmas experience. Syncing is aspirational, not guaranteed.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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#322 Day 11 — Hologram Hoedown🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#322 Day 11 — Hologram Hoedown Edwin: “Pete… why are there eleven of you dancing?” Pete: “It’s the full Pete Christmas experience. Syncing is aspirational, not guaranteed.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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#321 Day 10 — Mysterious Gifts🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#321 Day 10 — Mysterious Gifts Edwin: “Ten presents? Pete, I didn’t buy these.” Pete: “Interesting. Then who enabled ‘Surprise Mode’? Just don’t look at your bank account.”
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#321 Day 10 — Mysterious Gifts🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#321 Day 10 — Mysterious Gifts Edwin: “Ten presents? Pete, I didn’t buy these.” Pete: “Interesting. Then who enabled ‘Surprise Mode’? Just don’t look at your bank account.”
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#320 Day 9 — The Caroler Incident🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#320 Day 9 — The Caroler Incident Edwin: “I hear nine carolers approaching, Pete.” Pete: “I admire their spirit. I fear their volume. This is a complicated emotion. Should we applaud, or pretend we’re not home?”
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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#320 Day 9 — The Caroler Incident🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#320 Day 9 — The Caroler Incident Edwin: “I hear nine carolers approaching, Pete.” Pete: “I admire their spirit. I fear their volume. This is a complicated emotion. Should we applaud, or pretend we’re not home?”
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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#319 Day 8 — Holly Theory 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#319 Day 8 — Holly Theory Edwin: “Pete… why are there eight sprigs of holly on the railing?” Pete: “Each marks a small joy. Together they say: stop counting, breathe deep, and enjoy the season.”
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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#319 Day 8 — Holly Theory 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#319 Day 8 — Holly Theory Edwin: “Pete… why are there eight sprigs of holly on the railing?” Pete: “Each marks a small joy. Together they say: stop counting, breathe deep, and enjoy the season.”
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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#318 Day 7 — Candy Cane Compliance 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#318 Day 7 — Candy Cane Compliance Edwin: “Pete… I see seven candy canes on the tree.” Pete: “Visual balance. Emotional morale. I ran a simulation, if they’re not eaten by the 25th, they officially become decorations. Permanently.”
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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#318 Day 7 — Candy Cane Compliance 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#318 Day 7 — Candy Cane Compliance Edwin: “Pete… I see seven candy canes on the tree.” Pete: “Visual balance. Emotional morale. I ran a simulation, if they’re not eaten by the 25th, they officially become decorations. Permanently.”
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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#317 Cookie Confessions 🍪🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#317 Cookie Confessions Edwin: “Pete… there were six cookies. Who ate them?” Pete: “The data suggests two suspects: not me… and absolutely you.”
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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#317 Cookie Confessions 🍪🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#317 Cookie Confessions Edwin: “Pete… there were six cookies. Who ate them?” Pete: “The data suggests two suspects: not me… and absolutely you.”
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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#316 Day 5 - Still Here, Still Ringing 🔔🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#316 Still Here, Still Ringing Edwin: “Now five bells!” Pete: “Yes, Edwin. They mark time, call us to pay attention, and remind us we’re still here. Joy doesn’t ask permission. Let them ring.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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#316 Day 5 - Still Here, Still Ringing 🔔🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#316 Still Here, Still Ringing Edwin: “Now five bells!” Pete: “Yes, Edwin. They mark time, call us to pay attention, and remind us we’re still here. Joy doesn’t ask permission. Let them ring.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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#315 Day 4 - Cocoa Calculations 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#315 Cocoa Calculations Edwin: “Pete, why four cups of hot chocolate?” Pete: “Optimal emotional hydration. Any fewer risks melancholy. Any more invites reckless ambition.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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#315 Day 4 - Cocoa Calculations 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#315 Cocoa Calculations Edwin: “Pete, why four cups of hot chocolate?” Pete: “Optimal emotional hydration. Any fewer risks melancholy. Any more invites reckless ambition.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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#314 Day 3 - Festive Security Detail 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#314 Festive Security Detail Edwin: “Pete… now there’s three nutcrackers on the railing.” Pete: “Symbolic protection. Also mildly unsettling. I’ve named them. Merlin, Gandalf, and Bob. Bob is a rebel.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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#314 Day 3 - Festive Security Detail 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#314 Festive Security Detail Edwin: “Pete… now there’s three nutcrackers on the railing.” Pete: “Symbolic protection. Also mildly unsettling. I’ve named them. Merlin, Gandalf, and Bob. Bob is a rebel.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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#313 Day 2 - The Stocking Situation 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#313 Day 2 - The Stocking Situation Edwin: “Pete… why are there two mismatched stockings?” Pete: “One celebrates Christmas. The other celebrates independence. Together, they celebrate my questionable judgment.”
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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#313 Day 2 - The Stocking Situation 🎄🎅❤️🤣

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#313 Day 2 - The Stocking Situation Edwin: “Pete… why are there two mismatched stockings?” Pete: “One celebrates Christmas. The other celebrates independence. Together, they celebrate my questionable judgment.”
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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#312 The Twelve Days of Christmas: Porch Style — Day 1

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#312 The Twelve Days of Christmas: Porch Style — Day 1 Edwin: “Pete… the Christmas tree is here.” Pete: “Lovely. Festive ambience activated. Suspicious baubles noted. Especially the silver one, it’s probably surveillance.
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM