Stuart King
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There’s a snake in my boot
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I be holdin’ my beauty every single day. Sometimes twice.
July 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I be holdin’ my beauty every single day. Sometimes twice.
Sun’s out, might get my buns out.
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sun’s out, might get my buns out.
I made a huge mistake a bought some of those hot cross bun flavoured Custard Creams. I knew they would be terrible, but they were on offer and I'm a sucker for a gimmicky limited edition.
April 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I made a huge mistake a bought some of those hot cross bun flavoured Custard Creams. I knew they would be terrible, but they were on offer and I'm a sucker for a gimmicky limited edition.
The good news is that I've been off the booze for over three months now.
The bad news is that I still have no drive to better myself in any way and I still have this bad habit of talking over people.
But hey, at least I'm bored all the time and rarely see any of my friends anymore.
The bad news is that I still have no drive to better myself in any way and I still have this bad habit of talking over people.
But hey, at least I'm bored all the time and rarely see any of my friends anymore.
April 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The good news is that I've been off the booze for over three months now.
The bad news is that I still have no drive to better myself in any way and I still have this bad habit of talking over people.
But hey, at least I'm bored all the time and rarely see any of my friends anymore.
The bad news is that I still have no drive to better myself in any way and I still have this bad habit of talking over people.
But hey, at least I'm bored all the time and rarely see any of my friends anymore.
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On this day in 1989, Laura Palmer died and Agent Cooper entered Twin Peaks
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
On this day in 1989, Laura Palmer died and Agent Cooper entered Twin Peaks
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The latest episode of Iron Maiden Pub Quiz is my favourite one so far. Give it a listen. Available wherever you get your podcasts. And give @impq.bsky.social a follow. #ironmaiden
February 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The latest episode of Iron Maiden Pub Quiz is my favourite one so far. Give it a listen. Available wherever you get your podcasts. And give @impq.bsky.social a follow. #ironmaiden
Happy VD to all you lovers out there.
February 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Happy VD to all you lovers out there.
@impq.bsky.social Saw this just now in a shop window. I’m tempted.
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@impq.bsky.social Saw this just now in a shop window. I’m tempted.
“On August 28, 1993, metal superstars Iron Maiden and horror illusionist Simon Drake combined to create THE MOST MACABRE MUSICAL EVENT OF ALL TIME.”
It's certainly a horror show.
It's certainly a horror show.
Brand new episode out today! SPREAD THE WORD!!! #ironmaiden
February 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
“On August 28, 1993, metal superstars Iron Maiden and horror illusionist Simon Drake combined to create THE MOST MACABRE MUSICAL EVENT OF ALL TIME.”
It's certainly a horror show.
It's certainly a horror show.
When I'm walking a dark road, I am a man who walks alone, with my ear buds in quiet mode, listening to Iron Maiden podcasts on my phone.
Iron Maiden to you! Brand new episode out today! HOORAY!!!
February 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When I'm walking a dark road, I am a man who walks alone, with my ear buds in quiet mode, listening to Iron Maiden podcasts on my phone.
Oh THIS is going to be an interesting one!
Good morning!! We have a brand new episode out today! HOORAY!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh THIS is going to be an interesting one!
"Mum, what's that lady doing?"
"She’s genuflecting, son."
"Blimey, that sounds horrible. Is that why she’s signing the cross?"
"She’s genuflecting, son."
"Blimey, that sounds horrible. Is that why she’s signing the cross?"
January 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Mum, what's that lady doing?"
"She’s genuflecting, son."
"Blimey, that sounds horrible. Is that why she’s signing the cross?"
"She’s genuflecting, son."
"Blimey, that sounds horrible. Is that why she’s signing the cross?"
I'll listen soon (child)
January 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I'll listen soon (child)
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There is a crowdfunder for Tony Slattery’s funeral - please share among those you think you be interested
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/funeral-fo...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/funeral-fo...
Funeral for Tony Slattery
Tony's death was sudden and unexpected, and sadly he had not made any provisions for his funeral.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There is a crowdfunder for Tony Slattery’s funeral - please share among those you think you be interested
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/funeral-fo...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/funeral-fo...
Forget heaven - heaven can wait 'til another day - get on this instead.
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Forget heaven - heaven can wait 'til another day - get on this instead.
Dear Gordon Sumner / Steve Borden,
Face it, we can't all be called Sting, and I think you'll agree that I'm more Sting than either of you.
Kind regards,
St(uart) (K)ing
Face it, we can't all be called Sting, and I think you'll agree that I'm more Sting than either of you.
Kind regards,
St(uart) (K)ing
January 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Dear Gordon Sumner / Steve Borden,
Face it, we can't all be called Sting, and I think you'll agree that I'm more Sting than either of you.
Kind regards,
St(uart) (K)ing
Face it, we can't all be called Sting, and I think you'll agree that I'm more Sting than either of you.
Kind regards,
St(uart) (K)ing
I'm a slave to the power of the Pub Quiz
Good morning! Brand new POWERSLAVE episode out today!! Get it wherever you get your podcasts. #ironmaiden
January 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm a slave to the power of the Pub Quiz
December 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Wishing you all a very Wombling Merry Christmas!
Cheers! 🥃🥧
Cheers! 🥃🥧
December 25, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Wishing you all a very Wombling Merry Christmas!
Cheers! 🥃🥧
Cheers! 🥃🥧
Simply having a wonderful Christmas (caught somewhere in) time.
Merry Maiden everyone!
Merry Maiden everyone!
A very Maiden Christmas, everyone! We’ve put up a brand new Christmas episode today. Why not completely ignore your family and give it a listen right now? IRON MAIDEN TO YOU!
December 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Simply having a wonderful Christmas (caught somewhere in) time.
Merry Maiden everyone!
Merry Maiden everyone!
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A new episode of the BE FUNNY OR DIE podcast, with some thoughts about A Muppet Christmas Carol, and how it works.
And because it's the time of year for pressies, this one is free, and available to all.
Happy Christmas, everyone!
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
And because it's the time of year for pressies, this one is free, and available to all.
Happy Christmas, everyone!
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
December 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
A new episode of the BE FUNNY OR DIE podcast, with some thoughts about A Muppet Christmas Carol, and how it works.
And because it's the time of year for pressies, this one is free, and available to all.
Happy Christmas, everyone!
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
And because it's the time of year for pressies, this one is free, and available to all.
Happy Christmas, everyone!
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
Yes! I've been particularly looking forward to this one.
Wishing you all a very merry Maiden Monday.
Wishing you all a very merry Maiden Monday.
December 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Yes! I've been particularly looking forward to this one.
Wishing you all a very merry Maiden Monday.
Wishing you all a very merry Maiden Monday.
Understandable. You loved reading out my Maiden Memories so much, you felt that the fans needed to hear it IMMEDIATELY.
Thank you! This has made my weekend!
Thank you! This has made my weekend!
I (Michael) have made a mistake. I accidentally put the new podcast up today instead of Monday. Oh, well. Enjoy our Number of The Beast chat and our pub quiz at the end (that I totally forgot about).
December 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Understandable. You loved reading out my Maiden Memories so much, you felt that the fans needed to hear it IMMEDIATELY.
Thank you! This has made my weekend!
Thank you! This has made my weekend!
Done! F you, Xmas!
December 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Done! F you, Xmas!