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Stuart King
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There’s a snake in my boot

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I be holdin’ my beauty every single day. Sometimes twice.
July 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sun’s out, might get my buns out.
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@impq.bsky.social Saw this just now in a shop window. I’m tempted.
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Original artwork:
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Can you tell what it is yet?
December 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Wishing you all a very Wombling Merry Christmas!

Cheers! 🥃🥧
December 25, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Done! F you, Xmas!
December 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
And here’s some A.I. slop to go with. How many floating lava lamps can you spot?
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Sorry, I’ve been busy.
December 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I hope the 10 people I know don’t see this.
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I didn’t realise when I ordered my Christmas cards that I’d bought the Deluxe Boxset.

I’m thinking of wrapping them up and making them someone’s main present.
December 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
As the IT representative, I thought our tree could do with an upgrade.

I'm hoping these sticks of RAM will speed-up the wind-down to the Christmas break.
December 2, 2024 at 1:39 PM
One for your nightmares. Your sexy, confusing nightmares…

Brought to you by Gillette Quattro Four Blade. Two of them in fact. That’s right, you too can get “into the groove” and it only takes 8 blades total.
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
November 29, 2024 at 10:39 AM
It’s movie night! Tonight’s theme? Hip-Hop based comedies from the early 90s.

We’re watching Chris Rock’s ‘CB4’ followed by the Spinal Tap-esque mockumentary, ‘Fear of a Black Hat’.

It's a double double bill, y’all!
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM