🌸 Strawbs 🌸
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First tweet on bluesky, better not fuck it up. Wait, is it called a tweet on bluesky? Fuck I already biffed it. Shit. Fuck.
i can't take ppl whose chief complaint about iron lung is that "it's too long" seriously. every lord of the rings movie was like 3 hours long MINIMUM and all those fucking people did was walk. you can handle a 2 hour movie about a dude locked in a box i promise.
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 AM
i can't take ppl whose chief complaint about iron lung is that "it's too long" seriously. every lord of the rings movie was like 3 hours long MINIMUM and all those fucking people did was walk. you can handle a 2 hour movie about a dude locked in a box i promise.
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
now all thats left is to vaporize my neighbors so that i can sleep in peace
I got an eyemask for sleeping recently because I sleep during the day (I'm not a vampire) and it's so awesome. Zero light is making it into my eyeballs. None. I'm finally free to live in eternal darkness.
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
now all thats left is to vaporize my neighbors so that i can sleep in peace
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Terrorism is the calculated use of violence or threat of violence to induce fear, intending to coerce governments or societies to achieve political, religious, or ideological goals. It often targets civilians and critical infrastructure to disrupt safety and advance specific agendas.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Terrorism is the calculated use of violence or threat of violence to induce fear, intending to coerce governments or societies to achieve political, religious, or ideological goals. It often targets civilians and critical infrastructure to disrupt safety and advance specific agendas.
There's genuinely almost nothing I would not do for Jacob Wysocki
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
There's genuinely almost nothing I would not do for Jacob Wysocki
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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
www.polygon.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
Trying to find a cheap audio mixer before I start streaming to mask my voice because listen. I ain't editing YT clips to the sound of that 💀
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Trying to find a cheap audio mixer before I start streaming to mask my voice because listen. I ain't editing YT clips to the sound of that 💀
Trying to relearn how to be a lurker but I just love to fucking yap. Most insufferable person on earth <3
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Trying to relearn how to be a lurker but I just love to fucking yap. Most insufferable person on earth <3
Computer, bring me more furries immediately
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Computer, bring me more furries immediately
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What does a research at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station do when they are alone and lonely for months on end?
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fuck ice
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fuck ice
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
What does a research at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station do when they are alone and lonely for months on end?
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fuck ice
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fuck ice
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Bovino was forced out of Minnesota because the American people stood firm. Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in below-freezing temps to peacefully defend their neighbors & freedoms.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Bovino was forced out of Minnesota because the American people stood firm. Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in below-freezing temps to peacefully defend their neighbors & freedoms.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
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Undertale proves inventory management can have existential meaning
Only one game lets you eat a snowman just to watch him die
Undertale proves inventory management can have existential meaning
www.polygon.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Undertale proves inventory management can have existential meaning
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January 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Can you tell there's something wrong with me LMAOOO
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Can you tell there's something wrong with me LMAOOO
Kum & Go rebranding to Maverick has to be the biggest misstep in brand history.
"I have to stop at Kum & Go for gas" sounds funny and delightful.
"I have to stop at Maverick for gas" is a sentence I am never going to say bc you will never catch me going to a place called Maverick ever in my life
"I have to stop at Kum & Go for gas" sounds funny and delightful.
"I have to stop at Maverick for gas" is a sentence I am never going to say bc you will never catch me going to a place called Maverick ever in my life
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Kum & Go rebranding to Maverick has to be the biggest misstep in brand history.
"I have to stop at Kum & Go for gas" sounds funny and delightful.
"I have to stop at Maverick for gas" is a sentence I am never going to say bc you will never catch me going to a place called Maverick ever in my life
"I have to stop at Kum & Go for gas" sounds funny and delightful.
"I have to stop at Maverick for gas" is a sentence I am never going to say bc you will never catch me going to a place called Maverick ever in my life
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Watch the latest Dungeons & Dragons actual play with the Baldur's Gate 3 cast through the link below.
Baldur's Gate 3 Cast Plays D&D Live | With Astarion, Karlach, Lae'zel and Wyll | Magic Con 2025
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
dndbeyond.link
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Watch the latest Dungeons & Dragons actual play with the Baldur's Gate 3 cast through the link below.
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the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
People like to be super critical in the comments of game videos of Blood on the Clocktower or Werewolf but it's actually quite difficult to figure out what's going on when you don't have everyone's roles placed on a beautifully designed graphic under them any time they're on screen.
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
People like to be super critical in the comments of game videos of Blood on the Clocktower or Werewolf but it's actually quite difficult to figure out what's going on when you don't have everyone's roles placed on a beautifully designed graphic under them any time they're on screen.
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I love art that’s horrific to look at at a glance. I love stories that can make the most normal object a thing of terror in the context it lives in. Combine em both and yum yum yum i am living deliciously.
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I love art that’s horrific to look at at a glance. I love stories that can make the most normal object a thing of terror in the context it lives in. Combine em both and yum yum yum i am living deliciously.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
Smosh has GOT to put Shayne Topp in drag more often. He looks SO cunty with a full face of make-up and a wig.
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Smosh has GOT to put Shayne Topp in drag more often. He looks SO cunty with a full face of make-up and a wig.
Need more friends ASAP so I can run a game of Tales of Xadia & BOTC. Maybe it's finally time to start frequenting my local game store & being annoying there.
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Need more friends ASAP so I can run a game of Tales of Xadia & BOTC. Maybe it's finally time to start frequenting my local game store & being annoying there.
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-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy
Animal Crossing: New Horizons' interior design just isn't good enough anymore
-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy
www.polygon.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy