🌸 Strawbs 🌸
@strawbsthezombie.bsky.social
He/Him • Profoundly unfunny but I make it work • Streaming on twitch.tv/strawbsthezombie
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First tweet on bluesky, better not fuck it up. Wait, is it called a tweet on bluesky? Fuck I already biffed it. Shit. Fuck.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
Smosh has GOT to put Shayne Topp in drag more often. He looks SO cunty with a full face of make-up and a wig.
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Smosh has GOT to put Shayne Topp in drag more often. He looks SO cunty with a full face of make-up and a wig.
Need more friends ASAP so I can run a game of Tales of Xadia & BOTC. Maybe it's finally time to start frequenting my local game store & being annoying there.
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Need more friends ASAP so I can run a game of Tales of Xadia & BOTC. Maybe it's finally time to start frequenting my local game store & being annoying there.
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-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy
Animal Crossing: New Horizons' interior design just isn't good enough anymore
-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy
www.polygon.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
-3,000 points from the Happy Home Academy
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My soul craves dice.
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My soul craves dice.
I got an eyemask for sleeping recently because I sleep during the day (I'm not a vampire) and it's so awesome. Zero light is making it into my eyeballs. None. I'm finally free to live in eternal darkness.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I got an eyemask for sleeping recently because I sleep during the day (I'm not a vampire) and it's so awesome. Zero light is making it into my eyeballs. None. I'm finally free to live in eternal darkness.
Favorite type of man is the kind that yells "KISS ME! KISS ME!" at their nearest guy friend after they've just won at something with absoloutely no real world stakes whatsoever.
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Favorite type of man is the kind that yells "KISS ME! KISS ME!" at their nearest guy friend after they've just won at something with absoloutely no real world stakes whatsoever.
Cats will literally sit outside your door and yowl and then run away when you open the door. Like girl!!! Your ass was literally screaming to be let in FIVE SECONDS AGO!!! Where are you going???
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Cats will literally sit outside your door and yowl and then run away when you open the door. Like girl!!! Your ass was literally screaming to be let in FIVE SECONDS AGO!!! Where are you going???
Apparently Tiktok will instaban you for knowing what people you want to follow on the app instead of letting their algorithm forcefeed you garbage. Brand new account just got nuked for following a bunch of creators I knew I wanted to engage with.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Apparently Tiktok will instaban you for knowing what people you want to follow on the app instead of letting their algorithm forcefeed you garbage. Brand new account just got nuked for following a bunch of creators I knew I wanted to engage with.
First tweet on bluesky, better not fuck it up. Wait, is it called a tweet on bluesky? Fuck I already biffed it. Shit. Fuck.
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 AM
First tweet on bluesky, better not fuck it up. Wait, is it called a tweet on bluesky? Fuck I already biffed it. Shit. Fuck.