St Peter
@stpetey.bsky.social
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Her: I love a tough guy
Me: I’ve got some scars
Her: Ooh. Show me one.
Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.
Me: I’ve got some scars
Her: Ooh. Show me one.
Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.
April 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Her: I love a tough guy
Me: I’ve got some scars
Her: Ooh. Show me one.
Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.
Me: I’ve got some scars
Her: Ooh. Show me one.
Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.
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🎵Cereal for breakfast
And Cereal for dinner
Cereal for supper
Like some kind of winner
Cereal at midnight
Ate over the sink
These are a few of my favourite things
And Cereal for dinner
Cereal for supper
Like some kind of winner
Cereal at midnight
Ate over the sink
These are a few of my favourite things
April 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎵Cereal for breakfast
And Cereal for dinner
Cereal for supper
Like some kind of winner
Cereal at midnight
Ate over the sink
These are a few of my favourite things
And Cereal for dinner
Cereal for supper
Like some kind of winner
Cereal at midnight
Ate over the sink
These are a few of my favourite things
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In Europe we call it crystal meths
April 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In Europe we call it crystal meths
Melania does not look happy.
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Melania does not look happy.
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Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it was the baby Jesus' favourite movie when he was growing up
December 12, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it was the baby Jesus' favourite movie when he was growing up
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Yeah, I’m in my 40’s but I’ve got SWAG
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, I’m in my 40’s but I’ve got SWAG
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
If you didn't eat Turkey on Thanksgiving they'd eat you.
You and all your family.
You and all your family.
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 AM
If you didn't eat Turkey on Thanksgiving they'd eat you.
You and all your family.
You and all your family.
Donald Trump has promised to introduce a 25% tarriff on all Blood Wine imports from the Klingon Empire.
Worf has refused to comment.
Worf has refused to comment.
November 27, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Donald Trump has promised to introduce a 25% tarriff on all Blood Wine imports from the Klingon Empire.
Worf has refused to comment.
Worf has refused to comment.
NASA will never acknowledge Barney's contribution to the Apollo Missions.
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
NASA will never acknowledge Barney's contribution to the Apollo Missions.
Donald Trump picks Joe Quimby as Secretary of State.
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Donald Trump picks Joe Quimby as Secretary of State.
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Getting 20 likes on Bluesky
April 20, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Getting 20 likes on Bluesky
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It took me a long time to start listening to Jimi Hendrix because I could only find recordings by The Jimi Hendrix Experience and who wants to listen to a cover band
October 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
It took me a long time to start listening to Jimi Hendrix because I could only find recordings by The Jimi Hendrix Experience and who wants to listen to a cover band
Donald Trump picks Monty Burns as Secretary of Energy.
November 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Donald Trump picks Monty Burns as Secretary of Energy.
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[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran
November 13, 2024 at 4:19 PM
[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran
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When some crows unintentionally come together to form a group, that's called a manslaughter.
August 6, 2023 at 12:45 AM
When some crows unintentionally come together to form a group, that's called a manslaughter.