StoryBookPlotHoles🏳️⚧️
@storybookplotholes.bsky.social
Unionize Gay. Storybookplotholes everywhere. GLOOMEATER on streaming.
Things I have said that have gotten me laid:
“I want to worship you with my tongue and lips, not with my words”
“Hey do you like World of Warcraft?”
And
*long fart*
That last one was a real fart and I got laid after idk don’t ask me to explain
“I want to worship you with my tongue and lips, not with my words”
“Hey do you like World of Warcraft?”
And
*long fart*
That last one was a real fart and I got laid after idk don’t ask me to explain
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Things I have said that have gotten me laid:
“I want to worship you with my tongue and lips, not with my words”
“Hey do you like World of Warcraft?”
And
*long fart*
That last one was a real fart and I got laid after idk don’t ask me to explain
“I want to worship you with my tongue and lips, not with my words”
“Hey do you like World of Warcraft?”
And
*long fart*
That last one was a real fart and I got laid after idk don’t ask me to explain
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Did you know I have a webstore featuring playtest versions of some of the most iconic cards of all time? All priced to fit your budget.
cardsbyprox.com
Save cash. Support artists. Play the game.
#magicthegathering #mtgproxy
cardsbyprox.com
Save cash. Support artists. Play the game.
#magicthegathering #mtgproxy
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did you know I have a webstore featuring playtest versions of some of the most iconic cards of all time? All priced to fit your budget.
cardsbyprox.com
Save cash. Support artists. Play the game.
#magicthegathering #mtgproxy
cardsbyprox.com
Save cash. Support artists. Play the game.
#magicthegathering #mtgproxy
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Lesbian Space Princess
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lesbian Space Princess
Still crying over GDTs Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Still crying over GDTs Frankenstein
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Pitch: Make Broadway more accessible by filming EVERY show. And don’t just put them on streaming services! Make them available for purchase! Put them on BluRay! Even if the physical releases are limited, it’s better than nothing. Put them in public libraries even! MAKE IT ACCESSIBLE!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pitch: Make Broadway more accessible by filming EVERY show. And don’t just put them on streaming services! Make them available for purchase! Put them on BluRay! Even if the physical releases are limited, it’s better than nothing. Put them in public libraries even! MAKE IT ACCESSIBLE!!!
The pain of losing never goes away, it just fucking changes
Sometimes it’s an ache
And sometimes a rage
So no matter how it hurts
I promise you’ll be fine
Cuz the beauty in surviving is that you are still alive
Congratulations, my friend
You’re healing even though it takes time
Sometimes it’s an ache
And sometimes a rage
So no matter how it hurts
I promise you’ll be fine
Cuz the beauty in surviving is that you are still alive
Congratulations, my friend
You’re healing even though it takes time
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The pain of losing never goes away, it just fucking changes
Sometimes it’s an ache
And sometimes a rage
So no matter how it hurts
I promise you’ll be fine
Cuz the beauty in surviving is that you are still alive
Congratulations, my friend
You’re healing even though it takes time
Sometimes it’s an ache
And sometimes a rage
So no matter how it hurts
I promise you’ll be fine
Cuz the beauty in surviving is that you are still alive
Congratulations, my friend
You’re healing even though it takes time
The last person who kissed me was a total stranger at a music festival 4 years ago that I never saw again. What have I become?
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The last person who kissed me was a total stranger at a music festival 4 years ago that I never saw again. What have I become?
I think I like people a lot more than they like me and I'm becoming increasingly aware of it
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think I like people a lot more than they like me and I'm becoming increasingly aware of it
“So I’ll dig up the dirt, and I’ll throw down some seeds, cuz the world needs more spinach, not more motherfuckers like me”
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
“So I’ll dig up the dirt, and I’ll throw down some seeds, cuz the world needs more spinach, not more motherfuckers like me”
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Let's just lay it out. Epstein was a glorified pimp who used and sold the services of children to the wealthy, the elite, and the powerful. His clients will destroy anything and everything to stay hidden. They will even starve poor people. They have no bottom and no conscience.
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Let's just lay it out. Epstein was a glorified pimp who used and sold the services of children to the wealthy, the elite, and the powerful. His clients will destroy anything and everything to stay hidden. They will even starve poor people. They have no bottom and no conscience.
I think I could be happy maybe if I could replace half my brain with Jell-O shots.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think I could be happy maybe if I could replace half my brain with Jell-O shots.
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With the government shutdown, and SNAP benefits set to lapse for 42 million people nationwide, food bank donations are more important than ever before. I’ll be doing a giveaway this month to help the effort. Each donation of $10 will be good for an entry to win a Warhammer 40K Battlebox! (1/2)
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
With the government shutdown, and SNAP benefits set to lapse for 42 million people nationwide, food bank donations are more important than ever before. I’ll be doing a giveaway this month to help the effort. Each donation of $10 will be good for an entry to win a Warhammer 40K Battlebox! (1/2)
Confession: I feel attraction to people but I also HATE experiencing attraction.
Is there a word for that?
Is there a word for that?
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Confession: I feel attraction to people but I also HATE experiencing attraction.
Is there a word for that?
Is there a word for that?
I was randomly struck with a desire to never eat anything again. That’s new.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was randomly struck with a desire to never eat anything again. That’s new.
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Looney Tunes remained popular for decades precisely because it was airing in widespread syndication on TV all the time. Old cartoons should be FREE to find new audiences, ESPECIALLY when their rights holders don't even care enough to platform them anymore.
After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.
Make All Classic Cartoons Free
After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.
www.vulture.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Looney Tunes remained popular for decades precisely because it was airing in widespread syndication on TV all the time. Old cartoons should be FREE to find new audiences, ESPECIALLY when their rights holders don't even care enough to platform them anymore.
My birthday is a month from today and I will probably be celebrating alone again
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My birthday is a month from today and I will probably be celebrating alone again
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Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How often do you think about people you love and will never see again?
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
How often do you think about people you love and will never see again?
No Lords
No Kings
No Fascist Regimes
No Kings
No Fascist Regimes
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
No Lords
No Kings
No Fascist Regimes
No Kings
No Fascist Regimes
Wow so I get censored on IG for calling a racist person TRASH, but the guy who commented on a picture of me and Anthony Padilla calling me a “gay pedophile” and I REPORTED THAT SHIT doesn’t even get a smack on the wrist for HARASSMENT? Make it make sense, Meta!
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wow so I get censored on IG for calling a racist person TRASH, but the guy who commented on a picture of me and Anthony Padilla calling me a “gay pedophile” and I REPORTED THAT SHIT doesn’t even get a smack on the wrist for HARASSMENT? Make it make sense, Meta!