it’s not a labubu unless it comes from the labubu region of france
July 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it’s not a labubu unless it comes from the labubu region of france
First day in HR for the NFL:
“Ok it’s time we did something about all these offensive lines”
“Ok it’s time we did something about all these offensive lines”
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
First day in HR for the NFL:
“Ok it’s time we did something about all these offensive lines”
“Ok it’s time we did something about all these offensive lines”
robots can’t high 5 but they can high 10100100101110
January 9, 2024 at 3:07 AM
robots can’t high 5 but they can high 10100100101110
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i wish our elf on the shelf would do the dishes or something
December 5, 2023 at 5:00 AM
i wish our elf on the shelf would do the dishes or something
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Is the fact that you can't avoid spoilers for the Great British Bake Off here in the US since we see the episodes three days later some sort of payback for dumping all that tea in the water it's been so long get over it
November 30, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Is the fact that you can't avoid spoilers for the Great British Bake Off here in the US since we see the episodes three days later some sort of payback for dumping all that tea in the water it's been so long get over it
a big mac is a clubhouse
November 18, 2023 at 1:48 AM
a big mac is a clubhouse
ew this is one the grossest things I’ve ever seen… I’m gonna send it to you
November 14, 2023 at 3:01 AM
ew this is one the grossest things I’ve ever seen… I’m gonna send it to you
I like how you’re not allowed to drink in a car unless it’s really long
November 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I like how you’re not allowed to drink in a car unless it’s really long
making a board game called “guilt trip” where your little character goes to their mother’s house. no one wins
October 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM
making a board game called “guilt trip” where your little character goes to their mother’s house. no one wins
i want a love is blind but it’s just a dog on the other of the wall and you only spend a day in the pods because everyone says yes right away and then we all go to Mexico for a week with our new best friends
October 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM
i want a love is blind but it’s just a dog on the other of the wall and you only spend a day in the pods because everyone says yes right away and then we all go to Mexico for a week with our new best friends
“wow you sure have lots to do” says the child who is giving me lots to do
October 18, 2023 at 2:02 AM
“wow you sure have lots to do” says the child who is giving me lots to do
boomer moms in your neighbourhood want to know where you took that picture
October 14, 2023 at 8:08 PM
boomer moms in your neighbourhood want to know where you took that picture
just as the forefathers envisioned
October 13, 2023 at 2:03 AM
just as the forefathers envisioned
eat your turkey and don’t make eye contact kids, grandma’s gettin’ racist at thanksgiving again
October 9, 2023 at 1:56 AM
eat your turkey and don’t make eye contact kids, grandma’s gettin’ racist at thanksgiving again
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Didn’t really realize until we got there and saw everyone else’s autumnal beige burlap babies that ours looks like he’s about to drop the hardest nu metal album this pumpkin patch has ever heard
October 9, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Didn’t really realize until we got there and saw everyone else’s autumnal beige burlap babies that ours looks like he’s about to drop the hardest nu metal album this pumpkin patch has ever heard
my wife is upset she didn’t win the terry fox run
October 7, 2023 at 10:04 PM
my wife is upset she didn’t win the terry fox run
my wife reorganized the pantry and now everything is neat and tidy and also where is the rice I can’t find anything in here
September 28, 2023 at 12:07 AM
my wife reorganized the pantry and now everything is neat and tidy and also where is the rice I can’t find anything in here
grannies don’t really like mcdonald’s
September 27, 2023 at 12:21 AM
grannies don’t really like mcdonald’s
hello, I have gone to great lengths to type out the instructions for you to fill out this form along with the exact words I would like you to copy and paste into it. once you have done so please send the completed form back to me.
September 27, 2023 at 12:20 AM
hello, I have gone to great lengths to type out the instructions for you to fill out this form along with the exact words I would like you to copy and paste into it. once you have done so please send the completed form back to me.
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It's only a velociraptor if it has both speed and direction
September 25, 2023 at 12:15 PM
It's only a velociraptor if it has both speed and direction
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A baby bit me today. Does that mean I will look younger or is it only radioactive babies
September 20, 2023 at 9:11 PM
A baby bit me today. Does that mean I will look younger or is it only radioactive babies