just as the forefathers envisioned
October 13, 2023 at 2:03 AM
just as the forefathers envisioned
I’m sorry but this is too many barts for me
September 21, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I’m sorry but this is too many barts for me
wake up babe, new tongue twister just dropped
September 10, 2023 at 10:36 PM
wake up babe, new tongue twister just dropped
when your dog has diarrhea
September 7, 2023 at 4:28 AM
when your dog has diarrhea
I’d like to report a murder
August 25, 2023 at 12:49 AM
I’d like to report a murder
I’ve done the calculation in less than 3 minutes: I need a rich relative to die
July 30, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I’ve done the calculation in less than 3 minutes: I need a rich relative to die
the man’s dead have some respect
July 22, 2023 at 1:23 AM
the man’s dead have some respect
enjoying some international cuisine
July 19, 2023 at 6:45 PM
enjoying some international cuisine
uh oh. looks like we have toddlers
July 17, 2023 at 2:11 PM
uh oh. looks like we have toddlers
they have all this at west edmonton mall and you’re allowed to leave when you get covid
July 11, 2023 at 2:56 AM
they have all this at west edmonton mall and you’re allowed to leave when you get covid
reskeet with your favourite meme you’ve ever made
July 9, 2023 at 2:05 AM
reskeet with your favourite meme you’ve ever made
each day we drift further and further from God’s light
July 3, 2023 at 10:24 PM
each day we drift further and further from God’s light
looks the same colour as these
June 17, 2023 at 1:20 AM
looks the same colour as these
idk man this guy just stole $5 off me
May 18, 2023 at 3:09 PM
idk man this guy just stole $5 off me
if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: magic has no place in horse racing
May 6, 2023 at 11:15 PM
if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: magic has no place in horse racing
nothing but respect for MY king
May 6, 2023 at 6:13 PM
nothing but respect for MY king
hey my girlfriend saw you pondering us from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
May 4, 2023 at 11:38 PM
hey my girlfriend saw you pondering us from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
uses this one (1) time: ok, I don’t care about the planet anymore
May 2, 2023 at 1:23 PM
uses this one (1) time: ok, I don’t care about the planet anymore
me at bluesky posting time
May 2, 2023 at 3:16 AM
me at bluesky posting time