Spooky 🍄👻
@stoneybait.bsky.social
Hopeless, awkward, and probably asleep ◾️ she/they/bitch 🔺 I get more butts than an ashtray
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I’m somehow on gay bluesky and my feed has a bunch of gay men thirst traps. Don’t know how I got here but yall are beautiful
April 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m somehow on gay bluesky and my feed has a bunch of gay men thirst traps. Don’t know how I got here but yall are beautiful
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my future depends on MEE????
April 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my future depends on MEE????
It’s really so wild to look back and realize how absolutely crazy I was when I just needed a little in patient and therapy lmao
April 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s really so wild to look back and realize how absolutely crazy I was when I just needed a little in patient and therapy lmao
Watching sex and the city for the first time and Carrie is truly the worst. What is wrong with this woman
March 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Watching sex and the city for the first time and Carrie is truly the worst. What is wrong with this woman
It’s kind of crazy that I’ve managed to legally change my name faster than getting my wedding photos or videos back 🥲🥲🥲🥲
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s kind of crazy that I’ve managed to legally change my name faster than getting my wedding photos or videos back 🥲🥲🥲🥲
Me: I could definitely give birth naturally
Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck
Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me: I could definitely give birth naturally
Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck
Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck
Omg he’s about to do the same exact thing musk did 🙃🙃🙃
I'm in ! Tell me how.
Also everyone keep in mind-this dude could LITERALLY end world hunger and would barely affect his net worth and he chooses not to
February 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Omg he’s about to do the same exact thing musk did 🙃🙃🙃
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Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever
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Everyone who pays alot of attention to politics right now is losing their mind because it’s really difficult to understand how the majority of people are just like “yep living my life, oh a program to hire more women? Idk sounds good to me, I voted Trump to lower inflation hopefully he’s doing that”
Favorability of DEI Programs:
Favorable: 45%
Unfavorable: 36%
Net: +9%
YouGov / Feb 11, 2025 / n=1595
Favorable: 45%
Unfavorable: 36%
Net: +9%
YouGov / Feb 11, 2025 / n=1595
February 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Everyone who pays alot of attention to politics right now is losing their mind because it’s really difficult to understand how the majority of people are just like “yep living my life, oh a program to hire more women? Idk sounds good to me, I voted Trump to lower inflation hopefully he’s doing that”
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Elon Musk is like the chosen one of South African apartheid he's like if South African apartheid desperately sought a human form in its weakened state in an attempt to regather its former strength
February 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Elon Musk is like the chosen one of South African apartheid he's like if South African apartheid desperately sought a human form in its weakened state in an attempt to regather its former strength
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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
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This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!
People on SSI receive around $750/month (this may have gone up since I last worked in the sector) to live off of and cannot have more than $2k in assets and savings. The wrath has always been there 🙃
This is probably not a surprise to people in the disability community, and I apologize for my ignorance about it, but I have been genuinely surprised how much immediate government wrath is going towards people in the disability community
February 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
People on SSI receive around $750/month (this may have gone up since I last worked in the sector) to live off of and cannot have more than $2k in assets and savings. The wrath has always been there 🙃
Finally something not evil and funny happened
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally something not evil and funny happened
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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
Shorts went crazy today
February 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Shorts went crazy today
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“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
It’s kind of insane that considering how much baby/raising kids content that I get on Instagram, I also get an equal amount of content for “losing baby weight” and “snatching your stomach after giving birth” like 🤢🤢🤢🤢
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s kind of insane that considering how much baby/raising kids content that I get on Instagram, I also get an equal amount of content for “losing baby weight” and “snatching your stomach after giving birth” like 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Every single night while I’m trying to fall asleep, my cat walks across my pillow. Like I am actively using that, SIR
January 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Every single night while I’m trying to fall asleep, my cat walks across my pillow. Like I am actively using that, SIR
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Listen, if God didn’t want me to have tequila and taquitos for dinner, He wouldn’t have left me alone in the house.
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Listen, if God didn’t want me to have tequila and taquitos for dinner, He wouldn’t have left me alone in the house.
How do you ask your friends to head home so you can have some precious time with your vibrator
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How do you ask your friends to head home so you can have some precious time with your vibrator
And another third is cop clearly planted evidence and is now sweating bullets that he’s on a tv show about it
Forensic Files is the best TV in history. Every third episode is the most ill planned murder plot ever where the worlds biggest jerk off kills his wife a week after taking out a $2 million life insurance policy on her (her signature forged, obviously) so he can run off with a Chili’s waitress.
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And another third is cop clearly planted evidence and is now sweating bullets that he’s on a tv show about it
This looks like something musk just told them to create buzz and “prove” that he didn’t actually tank Twitter
Kill me now.
January 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This looks like something musk just told them to create buzz and “prove” that he didn’t actually tank Twitter