StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
Big ol' fuckin video game/comic/movie nerd. I play games good, and I write poems gooder. Go read em, they're delightful.
34 married, still alive last time I checked
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https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
34 married, still alive last time I checked
https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
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StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
· Jan 17
For anyone wondering why I give away all my poetry and music for free: it’s for everyone, but it’s mainly because of the people who can’t afford their food, rent, or other necessities, but still need entertainment in their day without having to sacrifice the things their body actually needs.+
When someone realizes the guy who calls himself "Stoned Ferret" enjoys smoking weed
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When someone realizes the guy who calls himself "Stoned Ferret" enjoys smoking weed
I find the world is making me extra angry today, so if anyone needs me, I'll be getting stoned, playing Rimworld, and listening to various true crime channels.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I find the world is making me extra angry today, so if anyone needs me, I'll be getting stoned, playing Rimworld, and listening to various true crime channels.
I could kitbash a 40K dreadnought into a better Victor statue, and probably for less money
Bethesda's leadership straight up hates it's fanbase. You want people to pay $150 for a 15 year old game, with no upgrades or updates, and some bullshit collectibles that, considering Bethesda's track record, won't even be the same material/quality they're promoting them as?
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I could kitbash a 40K dreadnought into a better Victor statue, and probably for less money
Bethesda's leadership straight up hates it's fanbase. You want people to pay $150 for a 15 year old game, with no upgrades or updates, and some bullshit collectibles that, considering Bethesda's track record, won't even be the same material/quality they're promoting them as?
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bethesda's leadership straight up hates it's fanbase. You want people to pay $150 for a 15 year old game, with no upgrades or updates, and some bullshit collectibles that, considering Bethesda's track record, won't even be the same material/quality they're promoting them as?
One lyric that will always make me laugh:
Picture this, Imma bag of dicks, Put me to your lips
I am sick, I will punch a baby bear in his shit
Picture this, Imma bag of dicks, Put me to your lips
I am sick, I will punch a baby bear in his shit
DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak feat. Run The Jewels (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mass Appeal
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One lyric that will always make me laugh:
Picture this, Imma bag of dicks, Put me to your lips
I am sick, I will punch a baby bear in his shit
Picture this, Imma bag of dicks, Put me to your lips
I am sick, I will punch a baby bear in his shit
bitch
im still the same
I will never change
that is why Im tight
swim up the stream
cuz I have different dreams
that is why Im tight
you think im weird
but im still fucking here
that is why Im tight
right now at least
cuz sometimes i hate me
but right now it’s alright
im still the same
I will never change
that is why Im tight
swim up the stream
cuz I have different dreams
that is why Im tight
you think im weird
but im still fucking here
that is why Im tight
right now at least
cuz sometimes i hate me
but right now it’s alright
I'm Tight - Louis Cole
YouTube video by louiscolemusic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
bitch
im still the same
I will never change
that is why Im tight
swim up the stream
cuz I have different dreams
that is why Im tight
you think im weird
but im still fucking here
that is why Im tight
right now at least
cuz sometimes i hate me
but right now it’s alright
im still the same
I will never change
that is why Im tight
swim up the stream
cuz I have different dreams
that is why Im tight
you think im weird
but im still fucking here
that is why Im tight
right now at least
cuz sometimes i hate me
but right now it’s alright
I gotta find her "Fart Loading" shirt, peak design
Don't blame me, I voted Genevieve
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
I'm The President - KNOWER
YouTube video by KNOWER MUSIC
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I gotta find her "Fart Loading" shirt, peak design
Don't blame me, I voted Genevieve
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
I'm The President - KNOWER
YouTube video by KNOWER MUSIC
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Don't blame me, I voted Genevieve
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
Yeah the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court no sour cream
All I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party this
If you’re shocked that Fetterman fucked you over (again), feel free to DM me. I have some magic beans for sale and I feel like you’re the perfect mark- I mean, customer, to utilize them to their full potential. And for only $750 a bean, this is a helluva deal.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you’re shocked that Fetterman fucked you over (again), feel free to DM me. I have some magic beans for sale and I feel like you’re the perfect mark- I mean, customer, to utilize them to their full potential. And for only $750 a bean, this is a helluva deal.
Nah, much like in their day-to-day lives, they’ve been trying to fuck this thing since the day it was conceived.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Nah, much like in their day-to-day lives, they’ve been trying to fuck this thing since the day it was conceived.
It was never a “simpler time,” you were just younger, and didn’t pay as much attention to the world around you.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It was never a “simpler time,” you were just younger, and didn’t pay as much attention to the world around you.
Genuine: cutscenes that pause when the you press start/escape, but the paused scene has both “skip” and “options/settings” buttons.
Wishful thinking: branching narratives/choices
Wishful thinking: branching narratives/choices
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Genuine: cutscenes that pause when the you press start/escape, but the paused scene has both “skip” and “options/settings” buttons.
Wishful thinking: branching narratives/choices
Wishful thinking: branching narratives/choices
Reposted by StonedFerret
When a kilo of flour cost over $60, we still managed to buy it just to stay alive, thanks to u
Now a 25 kg sack costs $30 (or even less) and we still can’t afford it.
We’re completely broke
literally bankrupt
After the famine we survived, nothing is left
forgotten Pp if u wanna help
tiny.cc/hbcuzz
Now a 25 kg sack costs $30 (or even less) and we still can’t afford it.
We’re completely broke
literally bankrupt
After the famine we survived, nothing is left
forgotten Pp if u wanna help
tiny.cc/hbcuzz
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When a kilo of flour cost over $60, we still managed to buy it just to stay alive, thanks to u
Now a 25 kg sack costs $30 (or even less) and we still can’t afford it.
We’re completely broke
literally bankrupt
After the famine we survived, nothing is left
forgotten Pp if u wanna help
tiny.cc/hbcuzz
Now a 25 kg sack costs $30 (or even less) and we still can’t afford it.
We’re completely broke
literally bankrupt
After the famine we survived, nothing is left
forgotten Pp if u wanna help
tiny.cc/hbcuzz
Reposted by StonedFerret
Each month my biggest worry is keeping a safe home for my children.
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Each month my biggest worry is keeping a safe home for my children.
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
The unpaid intern running @schumer.senate.gov waking up to another day of being forced to read through thousands of hate comments:
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The unpaid intern running @schumer.senate.gov waking up to another day of being forced to read through thousands of hate comments:
Laugh tracks in theory: Meant to simulate the feeling of a live studio audience.
Laugh tracks in practice: THE BOSS JUST CALLED HIS EMPLOYEE THE WRONG NAME! ISN'T THAT PEAK COMEDY?
... LAUGH YOU FUCKS!
Laugh tracks in practice: THE BOSS JUST CALLED HIS EMPLOYEE THE WRONG NAME! ISN'T THAT PEAK COMEDY?
... LAUGH YOU FUCKS!
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Laugh tracks in theory: Meant to simulate the feeling of a live studio audience.
Laugh tracks in practice: THE BOSS JUST CALLED HIS EMPLOYEE THE WRONG NAME! ISN'T THAT PEAK COMEDY?
... LAUGH YOU FUCKS!
Laugh tracks in practice: THE BOSS JUST CALLED HIS EMPLOYEE THE WRONG NAME! ISN'T THAT PEAK COMEDY?
... LAUGH YOU FUCKS!
I just found out that games like Content Warning and Peak are being called "Friendslop," and while I don't love the fact that "slop" gets tossed around to describe everything these days, I also don't think they're wrong on this one.
REPO! That's the third game I was trying to think of. I got there.
REPO! That's the third game I was trying to think of. I got there.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I just found out that games like Content Warning and Peak are being called "Friendslop," and while I don't love the fact that "slop" gets tossed around to describe everything these days, I also don't think they're wrong on this one.
REPO! That's the third game I was trying to think of. I got there.
REPO! That's the third game I was trying to think of. I got there.
Two things:
First, the Grammy's, like all award shows, mean less than nothing to anyone who actually gives a shit about the art medium the awards show covers.
Second, no fucking gamer gives a shit about the Grammy's or the nominees, we're too busy actually playing the games and enjoying them.
First, the Grammy's, like all award shows, mean less than nothing to anyone who actually gives a shit about the art medium the awards show covers.
Second, no fucking gamer gives a shit about the Grammy's or the nominees, we're too busy actually playing the games and enjoying them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Two things:
First, the Grammy's, like all award shows, mean less than nothing to anyone who actually gives a shit about the art medium the awards show covers.
Second, no fucking gamer gives a shit about the Grammy's or the nominees, we're too busy actually playing the games and enjoying them.
First, the Grammy's, like all award shows, mean less than nothing to anyone who actually gives a shit about the art medium the awards show covers.
Second, no fucking gamer gives a shit about the Grammy's or the nominees, we're too busy actually playing the games and enjoying them.
Reposted by StonedFerret
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Rewaa. Rewaa was finishing her studies in interior design (she sent me some amazing sketches) and her husband Mohammed worked in a vegetable market. They have two sons Jamal, 6 and Hamza, 5. They are looking to rebuild their lives ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Rewaa. Rewaa was finishing her studies in interior design (she sent me some amazing sketches) and her husband Mohammed worked in a vegetable market. They have two sons Jamal, 6 and Hamza, 5. They are looking to rebuild their lives ❤️
Reposted by StonedFerret
Can anyone help Vampy, please?
Ok so I'm 200 short if anyone can help me please
My current glasses sigh I need 350 for new glasses with just a basic lens and 1 pair of frames
cash.app/$djlyde
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$djlyde
venmo.com/code?user_id...
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Can anyone help Vampy, please?
Reposted by StonedFerret
Ok so I'm 200 short if anyone can help me please
My current glasses sigh I need 350 for new glasses with just a basic lens and 1 pair of frames
cash.app/$djlyde
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$djlyde
venmo.com/code?user_id...
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ok so I'm 200 short if anyone can help me please
I couldn’t give a fuck about football if you paid me, but thanks to Jonathan Taylor, I’m about to absolutely fucking dog walk the only person in our fantasy league that I dislike.
a cartoon character is smiling with the words oh yeah it 's all coming together below him
Alt: a cartoon character is smiling with the words oh yeah it 's all coming together below him
Kronk from Emperors New Groove
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I couldn’t give a fuck about football if you paid me, but thanks to Jonathan Taylor, I’m about to absolutely fucking dog walk the only person in our fantasy league that I dislike.
Reposted by StonedFerret
over a thousand bucks raised so far (plus however much given by people who didn't share their donation amounts.) find your local foodbank at www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
GIVE A FEW BUCK'S TO YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK MOTHER FUCKER - LOOK IT UP HERE IF U DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - TELL EM ADMIN SENT YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
over a thousand bucks raised so far (plus however much given by people who didn't share their donation amounts.) find your local foodbank at www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Ways to thank someone who invites you to dinner and tries to charge you for it:
- piss in their gas tank
- piss in their shampoo
- piss on their pillow
- piss in their mouth
Follow these four simple steps, and your host can’t help but understand how much you appreciate them.
- piss in their gas tank
- piss in their shampoo
- piss on their pillow
- piss in their mouth
Follow these four simple steps, and your host can’t help but understand how much you appreciate them.
Column: With Thanksgiving coming up, you may have noticed online posts about whether it's okay to charge guests for dinner.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
Column | I’m on a budget but I want to host Thanksgiving dinner. Can I charge guests?
The trend of transferring financial responsibility from the host to the guest is turning fellowship into a monetary affair.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ways to thank someone who invites you to dinner and tries to charge you for it:
- piss in their gas tank
- piss in their shampoo
- piss on their pillow
- piss in their mouth
Follow these four simple steps, and your host can’t help but understand how much you appreciate them.
- piss in their gas tank
- piss in their shampoo
- piss on their pillow
- piss in their mouth
Follow these four simple steps, and your host can’t help but understand how much you appreciate them.