CallmeBonesy
@stonedcoldfox.bsky.social
Nerd of all* trades, master of none. Awkward in all situations. Wandering through swamps and rivers.
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Other people in New Orleans: "WHOOOO! Let's go Saints! Beads! Drinks!"
Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"
My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"
Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"
My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Other people in New Orleans: "WHOOOO! Let's go Saints! Beads! Drinks!"
Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"
My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"
Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"
My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"
Got hustled by an artist in New Orleans, but he sold me by calling me a queen 24 hours before my birthday so...win/win.
October 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Got hustled by an artist in New Orleans, but he sold me by calling me a queen 24 hours before my birthday so...win/win.
I'm traveling and miss my cat, so I turn on Forensic Files and it involves a cat helping solve the murder. Is this cosmic synchronicity?
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm traveling and miss my cat, so I turn on Forensic Files and it involves a cat helping solve the murder. Is this cosmic synchronicity?
The reason I love my job is because my people walked in this morning asking if today was The Rapture and if we could have an End of the World party.
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The reason I love my job is because my people walked in this morning asking if today was The Rapture and if we could have an End of the World party.
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
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The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away
NEW: At least 2 people were being transported to a Denver-area hospital after a shooting involving an “active assailant” at Evergreen High School in Jefferson County, officials said Wednesday afternoon // Story by @katielang.bsky.social
Shooting, ‘active assailant’ reported at Evergreen High School
Jefferson County law enforcement are responding to an “active assailant” and shooting at Evergreen High School, officials said Wednesday afternoon.
www.denverpost.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away
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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol
You know what? I enjoyed the new Gladiator movie. Good job, movie people. Two thumbs way up.
April 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You know what? I enjoyed the new Gladiator movie. Good job, movie people. Two thumbs way up.
Just saw a Rooms To Go commercial that opened with a very upbeat "beat the tariffs!" like thats so dumb. This is such a weird and stupid moment in time.
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just saw a Rooms To Go commercial that opened with a very upbeat "beat the tariffs!" like thats so dumb. This is such a weird and stupid moment in time.
Spicy Easter lunch = success. I made my great-grandad's jambalaya, tons of food that tasted so good it almost hurt. We took turns doing small "shots" of hotsauce. We laughed, we cried, we coughed. The pollen index might be high, but my sinuses are clear. 10/10. Would recommend.
April 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Spicy Easter lunch = success. I made my great-grandad's jambalaya, tons of food that tasted so good it almost hurt. We took turns doing small "shots" of hotsauce. We laughed, we cried, we coughed. The pollen index might be high, but my sinuses are clear. 10/10. Would recommend.
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I'm still thinking about how China's response to the tariff nonsense is basically "if you're gonna keep acting like this, we won't stop you"
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm still thinking about how China's response to the tariff nonsense is basically "if you're gonna keep acting like this, we won't stop you"
This shit is disgusting and I can't stop snacking on them.
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This shit is disgusting and I can't stop snacking on them.
Preparing for Spicy Easter where we all bring spicy dishes for a potluck and try to not die. This is how I party in my 30s.
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Preparing for Spicy Easter where we all bring spicy dishes for a potluck and try to not die. This is how I party in my 30s.
My dad is watching some kind of generic "nicest places in the world" show and I swear its just an AI voice-over just reading the Wikipedia for the places. Its pure garbage.
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My dad is watching some kind of generic "nicest places in the world" show and I swear its just an AI voice-over just reading the Wikipedia for the places. Its pure garbage.
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TODAY: 5 Senate Republicans helped Senator John Stevens pass his bill to protect giant foreign pesticide corporations from sick farmers through Judiciary committee
(White, Taylor, Rose, Gardenhire & Harshbarger)
(White, Taylor, Rose, Gardenhire & Harshbarger)
March 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
TODAY: 5 Senate Republicans helped Senator John Stevens pass his bill to protect giant foreign pesticide corporations from sick farmers through Judiciary committee
(White, Taylor, Rose, Gardenhire & Harshbarger)
(White, Taylor, Rose, Gardenhire & Harshbarger)
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it's their owners, doing it for attention. there, i solved the case. i made the government efficient. you're welcome.
NEW: The FBI has created a task force dedicated to investigating Tesla attacks.
FBI creates Tesla threats task force
Trump has floated domestic terrorism charges for Tesla vandalism.
trib.al
March 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
it's their owners, doing it for attention. there, i solved the case. i made the government efficient. you're welcome.
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Meanwhile, secret agent Jeffrey Goldblum caught off guard by the Houthi attacks,
March 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Meanwhile, secret agent Jeffrey Goldblum caught off guard by the Houthi attacks,
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Hamdan Ballal, Academy Award winning co-director of No Other Land, has reportedly been kidnapped and imprisoned by the IDF
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hamdan Ballal, Academy Award winning co-director of No Other Land, has reportedly been kidnapped and imprisoned by the IDF
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Two friends in gov tell me this is common practice in this admin as Trump & Co try to circumvent the Presidential Records Act and FOIA requests.
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
This is the wildest story I have literally ever read. In any normal circumstances, a half-dozen senior officials would be forced to resign over this—starting with the National Security Advisor. And I doubt anyone will face any accountability at all.
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two friends in gov tell me this is common practice in this admin as Trump & Co try to circumvent the Presidential Records Act and FOIA requests.
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
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Every single Democrat in Congress should be demanding the resignation of Waltz and Hegseth. Every single one.
This is a massive scandal. There should be a serious price to pay.
AND THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE FOR EVEN THE MOST SCAREDY-CAT CONGRESSPERSON.
This is a massive scandal. There should be a serious price to pay.
AND THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE FOR EVEN THE MOST SCAREDY-CAT CONGRESSPERSON.
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Every single Democrat in Congress should be demanding the resignation of Waltz and Hegseth. Every single one.
This is a massive scandal. There should be a serious price to pay.
AND THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE FOR EVEN THE MOST SCAREDY-CAT CONGRESSPERSON.
This is a massive scandal. There should be a serious price to pay.
AND THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE FOR EVEN THE MOST SCAREDY-CAT CONGRESSPERSON.
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Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank on Monday, and he was then detained by the Israeli military, activists on the scene said.
Oscar-winning Palestinian director is attacked by Jewish settlers and detained, activists say
Activists say Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank, and he was then detained by the Israeli military.
bit.ly
March 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank on Monday, and he was then detained by the Israeli military, activists on the scene said.
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Another must read piece by @juliadoubleday.bsky.social on the rank Covid denialism on the left and right
The Great Abandonment
What's worse: Long COVID or the isolation?
www.thegauntlet.news
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Another must read piece by @juliadoubleday.bsky.social on the rank Covid denialism on the left and right