Other people in New Orleans: "WHOOOO! Let's go Saints! Beads! Drinks!"

Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"

My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"

Spicy Easter lunch = success. I made my great-grandad's jambalaya, tons of food that tasted so good it almost hurt. We took turns doing small "shots" of hotsauce. We laughed, we cried, we coughed. The pollen index might be high, but my sinuses are clear. 10/10. Would recommend.

This shit is disgusting and I can't stop snacking on them.

Got the munchies and bought myself some sour patch kids, I didn't realize they had an "Oops! All Heads" thing going on.

"Trump Presidential Library" is what he calls his bathroom.

So this was playing on all the monitors at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development this morning. Amazing. Whoever did this, keep it up.

I unmuted a video of musk speaking at CPAC on accident, my cat slapped at my phone while growling at it until I scrolled up and the video stopped playing. Once it stopped she curled right back up and went to sleep.

Came home from work to fine that my husband impulse bought an original 1985 Nintendo & hooked it up to our TV. It works beautifully, it came with several games & some of the original playing instructions. So now I'm sipping tequila & playing Mario 2.

Its too cold for me to go hiking so I'm sampling my first ever macarons for breakfast.

Huh, I guess hell can freeze.

We cleaned up my husband's late grandfather's telescope yesterday. The moon looked cool and it was a beautiful way to spend a Saturday night.

We found the ghost of Christmas past and made it the topper for my Meemaw's Christmas tree.

My spawn is a teen just trying to survive puberty & social maturity. While it is sad to see them shed the free spirit of childhood, it makes me treasure & embrace every goofy moment my kid gives into. My favorite sentence will always be: "Mom, Mom, Mom, look at this!"

My coworker gave me a cute little plant for Halloween. 🖤

Me at work: I am a professional and I shall conduct myself as a professional.

Also me at work: Look at the tiny mushroom dick!

A cat named Dingus.

Aaaaaaand I'm in a swamp.