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man this place is a desert for margaritas
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Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social can we get Jason Mantzoukas as Plastic Man?
July 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social can we get Jason Mantzoukas as Plastic Man?
Bariatric Surgery Day 154 - I have lost 25% of my body mass, almost 93 pounds. I have graduated from OBESE LEVEL 3 to the faint praise of OBESE LEVEL 2. No major issues. Alcohol bothers my tummy a bit. Clothing is expensive. My head got smaller.
July 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 154 - I have lost 25% of my body mass, almost 93 pounds. I have graduated from OBESE LEVEL 3 to the faint praise of OBESE LEVEL 2. No major issues. Alcohol bothers my tummy a bit. Clothing is expensive. My head got smaller.
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Seeing a lot of “Alberta needs leadership on measles” posting like Albertans would ever change their minds, votes, or desire for pain.
June 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Seeing a lot of “Alberta needs leadership on measles” posting like Albertans would ever change their minds, votes, or desire for pain.
Imagine being in the club in 1987 and it’s the last song of the night and “Always On My Mind” by PSB comes on I would be inconsolable
June 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine being in the club in 1987 and it’s the last song of the night and “Always On My Mind” by PSB comes on I would be inconsolable
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Alberta's 'Access to Information Act' came into force yesterday and FOIP was repealed. The change is not good, as I explained when the new law was introduced as a bill.
June 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Alberta's 'Access to Information Act' came into force yesterday and FOIP was repealed. The change is not good, as I explained when the new law was introduced as a bill.
I like the idea of a thing but not a specific unit of the thing
June 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I like the idea of a thing but not a specific unit of the thing
Best covers of “Born to Run”
3.Suzi Quatro
2.Melissa Etheridge
1. Diarrhea Planet ft. @titus-andronicus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkW...
3.Suzi Quatro
2.Melissa Etheridge
1. Diarrhea Planet ft. @titus-andronicus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkW...
Diarrhea Planet f/Patrick Stickles - Born To Run @ Shea Stadium, 4/11/2013
YouTube video by Titus Andronicus
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May 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Best covers of “Born to Run”
3.Suzi Quatro
2.Melissa Etheridge
1. Diarrhea Planet ft. @titus-andronicus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkW...
3.Suzi Quatro
2.Melissa Etheridge
1. Diarrhea Planet ft. @titus-andronicus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkW...
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The correct viewing order is-
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The correct viewing order is-
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
This shirt means something very different these days
May 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This shirt means something very different these days
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Bariatric Surgery Day 65:
Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.
Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.
Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.
Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 65:
Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.
Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.
Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.
Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.
RIP George Foreman. Condolences to your children George, George, George, George, George, and Georgetta.
March 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
RIP George Foreman. Condolences to your children George, George, George, George, George, and Georgetta.
Just read this, feeling smug.
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just read this, feeling smug.
Bariatric Surgery day 13:
I’ve lost 14% of my starting body mass and I’m not very hungry most of the time. Feeling pretty good.
I’ve lost 14% of my starting body mass and I’m not very hungry most of the time. Feeling pretty good.
February 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bariatric Surgery day 13:
I’ve lost 14% of my starting body mass and I’m not very hungry most of the time. Feeling pretty good.
I’ve lost 14% of my starting body mass and I’m not very hungry most of the time. Feeling pretty good.
Bariatric Surgery Day 8:
I can drink soups and shakes and puddings tomorrow and I’m eyeing them all like a cartoon dog, tongue lolling out of my mouth to form a set of stairs. They’re marching into my stomach, I am the commander of flavour. I might cry tomorrow a bunch of times.
I can drink soups and shakes and puddings tomorrow and I’m eyeing them all like a cartoon dog, tongue lolling out of my mouth to form a set of stairs. They’re marching into my stomach, I am the commander of flavour. I might cry tomorrow a bunch of times.
February 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bariatric Surgery Day 8:
I can drink soups and shakes and puddings tomorrow and I’m eyeing them all like a cartoon dog, tongue lolling out of my mouth to form a set of stairs. They’re marching into my stomach, I am the commander of flavour. I might cry tomorrow a bunch of times.
I can drink soups and shakes and puddings tomorrow and I’m eyeing them all like a cartoon dog, tongue lolling out of my mouth to form a set of stairs. They’re marching into my stomach, I am the commander of flavour. I might cry tomorrow a bunch of times.
Bariatric Surgery Day 7:
Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains
Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bariatric Surgery Day 7:
Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains
Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains
Bariatric Surgery Day 7:
Clear fluid diet is way worse than the actual surgery. Feeling good except I’ll zone out looking at crusts or garbage.
Calorie intake is so low it’s taken me 20 minutes to finish this, just zoning out constantly. I feel drunk honestly.
Clear fluid diet is way worse than the actual surgery. Feeling good except I’ll zone out looking at crusts or garbage.
Calorie intake is so low it’s taken me 20 minutes to finish this, just zoning out constantly. I feel drunk honestly.
February 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 7:
Clear fluid diet is way worse than the actual surgery. Feeling good except I’ll zone out looking at crusts or garbage.
Calorie intake is so low it’s taken me 20 minutes to finish this, just zoning out constantly. I feel drunk honestly.
Clear fluid diet is way worse than the actual surgery. Feeling good except I’ll zone out looking at crusts or garbage.
Calorie intake is so low it’s taken me 20 minutes to finish this, just zoning out constantly. I feel drunk honestly.
Bariatric Surgery Day 3:
Feeling pretty good. New Stomach is figuring out the ropes. I saw a piece of sliced turkey and almost cried with desire. Normal shit.
Feeling pretty good. New Stomach is figuring out the ropes. I saw a piece of sliced turkey and almost cried with desire. Normal shit.
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 3:
Feeling pretty good. New Stomach is figuring out the ropes. I saw a piece of sliced turkey and almost cried with desire. Normal shit.
Feeling pretty good. New Stomach is figuring out the ropes. I saw a piece of sliced turkey and almost cried with desire. Normal shit.
For Elon it was like his Night of Long Gone Wives
February 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
For Elon it was like his Night of Long Gone Wives
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I could write a thick book on stupid I was in this age bracket.
February 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I could write a thick book on stupid I was in this age bracket.
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Me opening the news every fucking morning
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me opening the news every fucking morning
Bariatric Surgery Day 2:
Overdosed on apple juice, got too excited about flavour. Had the hiccups for an hour. As a noted hiccups hater this was worse than surgery.
Overdosed on apple juice, got too excited about flavour. Had the hiccups for an hour. As a noted hiccups hater this was worse than surgery.
February 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bariatric Surgery Day 2:
Overdosed on apple juice, got too excited about flavour. Had the hiccups for an hour. As a noted hiccups hater this was worse than surgery.
Overdosed on apple juice, got too excited about flavour. Had the hiccups for an hour. As a noted hiccups hater this was worse than surgery.