I like the idea of a thing but not a specific unit of the thing

This shirt means something very different these days

Bariatric Surgery Day 65:

Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.

Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.

Just read this, feeling smug.

Bariatric Surgery Day 7:

Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains

Imagine cat shots here

Need a timeline of this ceasefire pin she’s wearing

Bariatric surgery day -35:

The algorithm knows I’m getting my reverse BBL and serves me equal parts hope and horror. This post is the closest I’ve come to cancelling. Not sure I want to trade one dysmorphia for another but I have a lot of points in favour of avoiding this. He’s so positive.

The @harpers.bsky.social Weekly Review remains one of the best things you can subscribe and man have I never seen them this angry.

Watching TikToks while you drive is wild.

I’m da king of da website

the existence of Mercat suggests the existence of Goldcat and Frankenscencecat

loving the Mexican alien munmy

Um it will be fine trust me