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I like the idea of a thing but not a specific unit of the thing
June 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This shirt means something very different these days
May 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 65:

Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin.

Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just read this, feeling smug.
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bariatric Surgery Day 7:

Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Imagine cat shots here
January 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Need a timeline of this ceasefire pin she’s wearing
January 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bariatric surgery day -35:

The algorithm knows I’m getting my reverse BBL and serves me equal parts hope and horror. This post is the closest I’ve come to cancelling. Not sure I want to trade one dysmorphia for another but I have a lot of points in favour of avoiding this. He’s so positive.
December 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
The @harpers.bsky.social Weekly Review remains one of the best things you can subscribe and man have I never seen them this angry.
December 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
November 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
November 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Watching TikToks while you drive is wild.
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I’m da king of da website
October 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
the existence of Mercat suggests the existence of Goldcat and Frankenscencecat
December 9, 2023 at 4:55 PM
loving the Mexican alien munmy
September 13, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Um it will be fine trust me
August 14, 2023 at 6:29 PM
July 4, 2023 at 1:09 PM